porkbutt 893 Posted May 17, 2007 ...that if i could score she'd give me a free pass for...i got it narrowed down to... melissa therieu? french newscaster chick and that mercury commercial chick now i just gotta find a way to meet them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,672 Posted May 17, 2007 Is it a one time free pass on unlimited rides on said chicks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted May 17, 2007 Is it a one time free pass on unlimited rides on said chicks? i assume unlimited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,672 Posted May 17, 2007 i assume unlimited. You better think this through PB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usurpers26 26 Posted May 17, 2007 Head for zee hills... <it's a setup> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted May 17, 2007 You better think this through PB. like maybe i'd be better off picking the 40year old lady across the street and my fat secretary? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrdirt73 0 Posted May 17, 2007 now i just gotta find a way to meet them. You'd be much better off naming people you actaully have a shot at. Why don't you give her the names of a couple of the better looking hookers you've picked up before? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,128 Posted May 17, 2007 Head for zee hills... <it's a setup> It's not a setup it is a way to relieve her guilt for already cheating on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted May 17, 2007 It's not a setup it is a way to relieve her guilt for already cheating on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,672 Posted May 17, 2007 It's not a setup it is a way to relieve her guilt for already cheating on him. She didn't seem to be feeling guilty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted May 17, 2007 She didn't seem to be feeling guilty. she already has two...jared leto and some other tool....not some faggity geek club banana boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted May 17, 2007 She's going to pick your best friend and the garderner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted May 17, 2007 this is backfiring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted May 17, 2007 That's because she knows you couldn't get laid with the smelly janitor that cleans the subway bathroom, let alone a hot chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,672 Posted May 17, 2007 she already has two...jared leto and some other tool....not some faggity geek club banana boy Keep telling yourself that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted May 17, 2007 That's because she knows you couldn't get laid with the smelly janitor that cleans the subway bathroom, let alone a hot chick. leave SUXBNME outta this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ProfessorZ 0 Posted May 17, 2007 that mercury commercial chick Jill Wagner. http://www.elroyonline.net/files/jillwagne...lwagner_003.jpg SFW sexy FHM pic! ETA: http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/Links/j...er_pics-005.jpg http://www.elroyonline.net/files/jillwagne...lwagner_001.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted May 17, 2007 She's going to pick your best friend and the garderner. Bingo. PB, you are in big trouble here. In about 4 months she'll come clean telling you who she slept with and say "but made a deal". She'll just lie about the timeline which she can justify as a minor fib...but yeah, she has already cheated on you. Sorry man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OD99 0 Posted May 17, 2007 ...that if i could score she'd give me a free pass for...i got it narrowed down to... melissa therieu? french newscaster chick and that mercury commercial chick now i just gotta find a way to meet them. Links?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted May 17, 2007 Links?!? mercury chick french newscaster girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 17, 2007 I've actually posted about that Mercury chick before. Definite,y hot. And I agree, you should have said "This chick I work with in accounting... and your slutty friend Betsy with the cute smile and body that won't quit." The black eye will go away... the hilarity will be forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted May 17, 2007 Pick her mom and her sister... and be prepared to duck when she swings that frying pan at your head! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ProfessorZ 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Links?!? Try looking two posts up, asshat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted May 17, 2007 I wouldn't say a focking thing...it's a trap. My ex asked me this question about just one girl, "all in fun" and I gave her an honest response....big mistake. I never heard the end of it. Anytime she was feeling insecure about anything, she'd break out with a "well maybe if I looked like Alisha Cuthbert you'd care". No wonder I dumped her. translation = she dumped me :sadbanana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted May 17, 2007 Wasn't there an Entourage episode about this? Some chick picks Vince up in a clothing store, takes him home, and focks him. Then gets married to her fiancee' the next day. She said it was "all good" because Vincent Chase was one of her "free pass" guys and she wasn't worried about her fiancee' running into Jessica Simpson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted May 17, 2007 she actually asked him to pick up 2 chickens at the store, not 2 chicks that he could score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swirvenirvin 25 Posted May 17, 2007 wife and I were just talking about this the other day I got 2 that have stayed the same for some time now, and I cant change them so I got Rebbeca Romain and Denise Richards. Richards has been in there ever since Wild Things in 1998 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,302 Posted May 17, 2007 ...that if i could score she'd give me a free pass for...i got it narrowed down to... melissa therieu? french newscaster chick and that mercury commercial chick now i just gotta find a way to meet them. You should've named two chicks you work with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted May 17, 2007 she actually asked him to pick up 2 chickens at the store, not 2 chicks that he could score. 'zactly...right after he floured the children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted May 17, 2007 ...that if i could score she'd give me a free pass for...i got it narrowed down to... melissa therieu? french newscaster chick and that mercury commercial chick now i just gotta find a way to meet them. Maybe reaching for the stars isn't the thing to do on this one. Give her the name of some co-worker or maybe a neighbor? Someone you might actually have a chance with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
duece2626 0 Posted May 17, 2007 http://www.rgxlife.com/qclips_featured/feature18.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted May 17, 2007 Try looking two posts up, asshat. clearly his link post came prior to links. good job looking like and ass ed french newscaster girl French ? ? Prolly has a garden growing under her arm and hairy legs like a gorilla. Cute though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 17, 2007 If you actually tell your wife two names - you are a fool. This shiet will come back to haunt you the rest of your married life. How long have you been married? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
