Yer mom 2 Posted May 23, 2007 We like midgets for the following reasons: Their fun to toss They make great chip and dip providers on their oversized hats They make us feel like ginormous Their fun to party with, great centers of attention while drinking Its really fun to watch them play basketball On another note, my friend has a fear of midgets running, it freaks her out. Is there an actual label for that phobia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,087 Posted May 23, 2007 Worst.Day.GeekClub.Evah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Davaco Posted May 23, 2007 iam not very fond of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,467 Posted May 23, 2007 I'm not sure. Cause they are small, but so are children. And nobody hates children other than D1ck Chenny. You know I don't ever read about them complaining about how the world is out to get them just because they are small. so no I don't think we should hate them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,754 Posted May 23, 2007 People like you are why Gutterboy no longer comes to FFT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,688 Posted May 23, 2007 On another note, my friend has a fear of midgets running, it freaks her out. Is there an actual label for that phobia We had a 'friend of the floor' (my floor was basically Animal House) named Sammy. Sammy was a midget - a black one at that. I guess you could call him a Niglet. When we got drunk (never when Sammy was around), my friends would chant "Sammy Run! Run Sammy Run!!" ..'Cause I kinda perfected the 'Sammy Run'. I'd run across 8 lanes of College avenue with my arms hanging like a T-rex, my gut out, slightly leaning forward, and my butt out. Would bring us to friggin convulsions. A cop tried to ticket me for jaywalking one night, but was laughing so hard, he just said "Fock it" and went away laughing. ...Damn, haven't done the Sammy Run in years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,089 Posted May 23, 2007 We had a 'friend of the floor' (my floor was basically Animal House) named Sammy. Sammy was a midget - a black one at that. I guess you could call him a Niglet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck_Dizzle 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Midgets are cool, the best part is when one is holding your cack and it looks huge in his hands...um I meant her hands....dammit..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,688 Posted May 23, 2007 You never watched "White Girls?" Midgets are cool, the best part is when one is holding your cack and it looks huge in his hands...um I meant her hands....dammit..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted May 23, 2007 ..'Cause I kinda perfected the 'Sammy Run'. I'd run across 8 lanes of College avenue with my arms hanging like a T-rex, my gut out, slightly leaning forward, and my butt out. Would bring us to friggin convulsions. A cop tried to ticket me for jaywalking one night, but was laughing so hard, he just said "Fock it" and went away laughing. Good times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saturday Night Beaver 2 Posted May 23, 2007 midgets ar ok...but don't get me started on those focking dwarves!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,033 Posted May 23, 2007 Oh man I have always wanted a midget. My brothers and I have often joked if one of us hit the lotto we would have to employ a midget to amuse us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bubba franks 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Midget Britney Spears. Would you hit it? SFW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted May 23, 2007 midgets are great! I can always use another place to set my beer down at a party. And if you get a really good one, it's like a roving beer tray! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,688 Posted May 23, 2007 Midget Britney Spears. Would you hit it? SFW The middle picture made me LOL. I feel like Cartman. "OMG!!! Who dressed it up in little suspenders!!! Kyle! You Diick!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted May 24, 2007 are they educated??? if they are... should i hate em??? why kate... you aren't wearing a bustle... how lewd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted May 24, 2007 Are midgets a race? If so; yes, we hate them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,754 Posted May 24, 2007 Which comedian said. "instead of seeing eye dogs, they should use migdets" Chris Rock now that I think of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted May 24, 2007 I feel bad for midgets. Far too many people make fun of them. Way too many comedians have midget jokes, too. I always got annoyed with comics (like Patton Oswalt), who would sh!t on other comics for not being as original as they think they themsleves are, then throw out midget jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 478 Posted May 24, 2007 I don't like them They are an snoby bunch........they don't have parties......... Just little get togethers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted May 24, 2007 I don't like them They are an snoby bunch........they don't have parties......... Just little get togethers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites