Ravens 03 0 Posted June 2, 2007 Mine = Conservative book: The Truth About Hillary by Edward Klein As a Dad - Maybe a card and small gift. [i'll get to read his book when he's done] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted June 2, 2007 Prepare your stories for this year's HAPPY FATHER'S DAY thread! Scheduled to hit the forearm on or about June 15th! I'm so excited! :hyper: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted June 2, 2007 After a health scare last week, just going to se him will be great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,797 Posted June 2, 2007 My dad passed away 22 years ago. As for me, I imagine I'll get breakfast in bed from the kids, and some nooky from the wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted June 2, 2007 Mine = Conservative book: The Truth About Hillary by Edward Klein As a Dad - Maybe a card and small gift. [i'll get to read his book when he's done] My dad has this one already... he liked it. Not sure yet what I'll get my dad this year. He loves reading, classical music and good movies. Probably something related to one of those three with a card. I may bake him some cookies to add to the gift. He always loves that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 2, 2007 I'll send my father a card as we aren't that close, never really have been. Then I'm having a BBQ at my house for my ex and my son's grandpa (he does a lot for my son, especially when I need someone to watch him). Will probably BBQ kabobs or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted June 2, 2007 Well, my dad's a real piece of sh|t, as detailed in earlier posts, so not only does he get nothing from me, but if he's invited to father's day at my sister's or her in-law's house I likely will not be showing my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted June 2, 2007 I'll send my father a card as we aren't that close, never really have been. Then I'm having a BBQ at my house for my ex and my son's grandpa (he does a lot for my son, especially when I need someone to watch him). Will probably BBQ kabobs or something. Does Big Freak!@#@! get anything for being a stepdad of a sort?!@#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 2, 2007 Does Big Freak!@#@! get anything for being a stepdad of a sort?!@#@! He isn't a step dad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted June 2, 2007 He isn't a step dad. Since he lives with you and so does your son most of the time I'd say that qualifies to an extent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 2, 2007 Since he lives with you and so does your son most of the time I'd say that qualifies to an extent. My son has a father, and regardless of who I am dating, no one will ever replace him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,797 Posted June 2, 2007 My son has a father, and regardless of who I am dating, no one will ever replace him. That's why they call him a "step dad" and not "dad." HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted June 2, 2007 That's why they call him a "step dad" and not "dad." HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 2, 2007 That's why they call him a "step dad" and not "dad." HTH point taken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted June 2, 2007 Well, my dad's a real piece of sh|t, as detailed in earlier posts, so not only does he get nothing from me, but if he's invited to father's day at my sister's or her in-law's house I likely will not be showing my face. Sounds like you'll have some quality contributions to my annual Father's Day thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 2, 2007 Sounds like you'll have some quality contributions to my annual Father's Day thread! Please note that this thread is more a reminder to/forthe Geeks/Geekettes and in no way meant to steal your thunder for your annual Father's Day thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted June 2, 2007 My dad wants a fockin Laptop, theres a cool grand out of my pocket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,797 Posted June 2, 2007 Please note that this thread is more a reminder to/forthe Geeks/Geekettes and in no way meant to steal your thunder for your annual Father's Day thread. I didn't realize that was a tradition. Do we get a recap every year about his psycho ex, or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted June 2, 2007 My dad wants a fockin Laptop, theres a cool grand out of my pocket My dad would prefer a call and a game of Cribbage. Laptop?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 2, 2007 My dad wants a fockin Laptop, theres a cool grand out of my pocket You Can't Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted June 2, 2007 My dad would prefer a call and a game of Cribbage. Laptop?? He brings me alot of clients so I cant really complain, he definately deserves it. I kept my fingers crossed hoping that he would ask for Boggle though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted June 2, 2007 He brings me alot of clients so I cant really complain, he definately deserves it. I kept my fingers crossed hoping that he would ask for Boggle though He's your DAD?!?! I'd piss HIM off and get him a funky Tie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 2, 2007 I didn't realize that was a tradition. Do we get a recap every year about his psycho ex, or what? Not his pscho ex - his DAD!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,797 Posted June 2, 2007 Not his pscho ex - his DAD!!!!!!! I guess I haven't paid attention to his dad's sucktasticness. I've only noticed his ex's sucktasticness. I'll try to pay more attention this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 2, 2007 I guess I haven't paid attention to his dad's sucktasticness. I've only noticed his ex's sucktasticness. I'll try to pay more attention this year. I only remember it because I read it one time 1-3 years ago. He was a real POS as you will read about on 6-15. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,797 Posted June 2, 2007 I only remember it because I read it one time 1-3 years ago. He was a real POS as you will read about on 6-15. HTH I used to not care about such personal stuff here. Now I suppose I do, but I tend to forget a lot of it, because, well, I really don't care that much. But I promise it will be different this time! Or not. Whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted June 3, 2007 My annual Father's Day thread is intended as a "dark humor" antithesis of the "feel good" crap that generally is. I actually love my father very much and there has never been a doubt in my mind that he loves all of his sons. Still, many of us come for the "Golden Age" of old school discipline. Or, maybe like in the case of DaveBG, he is just a plan horrifying human being. In any event, it's origin escapes me (details) but I just remember someone posting a horrible story about their father on or around Father's Day and I recall that I wasn't the only one who replied to it... HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!! Since then, I made a point (with only one exception I believe) to start a Father's Day thread where we all can post a horrifying story experienced with our wonderful fathers and close your post with... HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!! I'd do Mother's Day, too... but it's a LOT of work just preparing for the annual Father's Day thread. I leave the Mother's Day equivalent to someone else. (I did Mom's Day one year, but just haven't felt inclined to do it again.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted June 3, 2007 My dad likes asian prostitutes. Any suggestions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted June 3, 2007 My dad likes asian prostitutes. Any suggestions? http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=273758 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,797 Posted June 3, 2007 My annual Father's Day thread is intended as a "dark humor" antithesis of the "feel good" crap that generally is. I actually love my father very much and there has never been a doubt in my mind that he loves all of his sons. Still, many of us come for the "Golden Age" of old school discipline. Or, maybe like in the case of DaveBG, he is just a plan horrifying human being. In any event, it's origin escapes me (details) but I just remember someone posting a horrible story about their father on or around Father's Day and I recall that I wasn't the only one who replied to it... HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!! Since then, I made a point (with only one exception I believe) to start a Father's Day thread where we all can post a horrifying story experienced with our wonderful fathers and close your post with... HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!! I'd do Mother's Day, too... but it's a LOT of work just preparing for the annual Father's Day thread. I leave the Mother's Day equivalent to someone else. (I did Mom's Day one year, but just haven't felt inclined to do it again.) That DOES sound familiar!@# Damn, I thought I killed all of those brain cells. Oh well, I'll go work on that. If I ask about this thread again, it means I was successful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 3, 2007 I don't really want anything special. I asked for a golf umbrella. I will probably play golf, but just goofing around the house with the kids (in small doses) is just fine with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted June 3, 2007 I get to celebrate it for the 1st time in my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted June 3, 2007 My dad likes asian prostitutes. Any suggestions? Tell him to wok his ass to the whorehouse and choke on a chopstik? I get to celebrate it for the 1st time in my life. Congrats buddy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,915 Posted June 3, 2007 if i can remember maybe i'll send him an e-card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,230 Posted June 3, 2007 I want to take my kids into the woods and teach them to kill something, then we can skin it and eat it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,797 Posted June 3, 2007 I've asked for an 18 yr old Swedish exchange student the last 10 years. I'm nothing if not persistent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Hawkins 0 Posted June 4, 2007 I've asked for an 18 yr old male Swedish exchange student the last 10 years. I'm nothing if not persistent. I didn't know you were coming out of the closet!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted June 4, 2007 two of my dad's favorite movies are chariots of fire and the sting so i think i'll pick him up one or both... he loves watching old movies, and he always talks about these movies... so hopefully he'll appreciate them I didn't know you were coming out of the closet!! that wasn't a very strong effort to make fun of jk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted June 4, 2007 I think Im getting some new knives for in the kitchen...big butcher knife and a nice utility. Plus we will be spending the week at Disney so Im sure I will get something else down there... Dad...he gets a phone call and a card. Step dad...he also gets a phone call and a card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
