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Here is what the website says (#6 should be #1):

 

Top reasons you gotta have 'em

 

1.) Really soft, super comfortable, molds to your feet

2.) Barely there, weighing only 6 ounces

3.) Vented so air passes through, keeping feet cool

 

 

 

And even more reasons

 

4.) Non-marking slip-resistant soles*

5.) Bacteria and odor resistant

6.) Ultra-hip Italian styling

7.) Port holes allow water and sand to pass through

8.) Can be sterilized in water and bleach

9.) Easy maintenance, just wipe clean

10.) Orthotic molded foot bed for ultimate comfort and support

Um.....Don't flip flops have these qualities? :banana:

 

I'll sticks with me flip flops :banana:

 

Oh, and 40

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ABSOFOCKINGLUTELY NOT!!! :)

 

What next? you going to be Gutterboy and say wearing flipflops in public is ok? ;)

 

flip flops are an entirely different animal... and not a ghey animal like the crocs are... the only excuse to wear those is if you're a nurse or something...

 

and i feel for him that the kids bought him the certificate... i'll almost guarantee you can blame the wife for this kind of sabotage... she was probably laughing the whole time... if she were a keeper she would have told the kids to make you one of those "coupon books"

 

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just get some of these and wear them in the yard or to the lake/beach or something and say you love them. By no means get the common crocs, those are the gayest looking things ever on a male.

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I think they are ugly. Very ugly. But they must feel good on peoples feet because I see them everywhere.

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If you want to look like a Chinese garbage-picker, then sure.

 

Otherwise, no.

 

HTH

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I think they are ugly. Very ugly. But they must feel good on peoples feet because I see them everywhere.

They are ugly and I'll give you that. I like them because of the traction and comfort on a boat. I don't know how to explain it other than it's like having sticky pads on your feet. :bench: Here in Hawaii a lot of people walk around with Crocs.

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so what color did you get?

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so what color did you get?

 

Yesterday, on the train ride home there was this dude who was dressed as a Hospital Orderly. He had on a pair of crocs that were identical (except for the size) as the crocs my seven year old daughter has.

 

Bright focking orange. They must feel like a million bucks cause he looked absolutely ridiculous in them.

 

:thumbsdown:

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Actually, I have a friend who is a chef who swears by them. He says they are the best shoes he's ever worn for his job.

 

Are they bright orange?

Is your friend flaming?

Is his name Mario?

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they should come with a free gun to kill yourself with after being seen in public with those travesties on your feet.

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Joe Bryant owns a pair. Just sayin'

 

He prolly has a flaming orange pair he wears when he makes that crap he calls BBQ chicken.

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:dunno:

 

 

Great product despite being on the ghey side.

 

Greta at the beach, in the kayak or working in the yard.

 

Best model

 

Black only.....with velcro adjustable strap :thumbsup:

 

If you like to drive bare footed.....these are greta to keep in the car.......easy to slip on when you have to run into the store....

 

The closer you stay to the black ones......the less ghey they are :ninja:

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Hey Fricker~ You can wear those crocs to the doctors office for your yearly pap smear.

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Yesterday, on the train ride home there was this dude who was dressed as a Hospital Orderly. He had on a pair of crocs that were identical (except for the size) as the crocs my seven year old daughter has.

 

Bright focking orange. They must feel like a million bucks cause he looked absolutely ridiculous in them.

 

:blink:

 

 

Saw a different orderly today on the train...this dude had bright yellow ones..really gay looking, IMO. :mad:

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