wiffleball 4,655 Posted August 30, 2007 http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-wors...ics-ever-no-20/ "I'm young black and famous, with money hanging outta my anus" If rappers don't own this list, they should. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted August 30, 2007 If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen They dug through little-known REM and Culture Club songs for examples of horrid lyrics? One of the best known songs of the last 50 years is nothing but one insipid line after another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,462 Posted August 30, 2007 Hip Hop Momma Layed Spic & Span Met you one summer & it all began You're the best girl did i ever did see The Great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you Buzz like a Hornet Billy Shakespeare Wrote a bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle Coz i cant speak baby Somethin' in your eyes really drove me crazy Now i cant forget you and it makes me mad Left one day and Never Came Back Stayed all Summer then went back Home McCullay Culkin was in Home-Alone Fell Deep In Love, but now we Aint SPeakin Micheal J Fox Was Alex P. Keaton When i met you i said my name Was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,462 Posted August 30, 2007 We be the chocolates taps on my raps innovates at the sweeta cat naps He at the funk club with the vibrate Them they be crazy down with the ?five plate? It can kick a plan then a crowd burst Me I be diggin it with s bump verse Us we be freakin til dawn blinks an eye He gives the strangest smile so I say hi (wassup) Who understood yeah understood the plan Him heard a beat and put it to his hands What I just flip let borders get loose How to consume or they'll be just like juice If its the ###### we'll lift it off the plastic The babes'll go spastic Hip hop gains a classic Pimp playin shock it dont matter I'm fatter Ax Butta how I zone (man Cleopatra Jones) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 864 Posted August 30, 2007 kfed enough said holla Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Hip Hop Momma Layed Spic & SpanMet you one summer & it all began You're the best girl did i ever did see The Great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you Buzz like a Hornet Billy Shakespeare Wrote a bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle Coz i cant speak baby Somethin' in your eyes really drove me crazy Now i cant forget you and it makes me mad Left one day and Never Came Back Stayed all Summer then went back Home McCullay Culkin was in Home-Alone Fell Deep In Love, but now we Aint SPeakin Micheal J Fox Was Alex P. Keaton When i met you i said my name Was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch My god thats horrible. Who was the black chick who did a song about "I drive a fast car" That was focking pathetic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,462 Posted August 31, 2007 My god thats horrible. Who was the black chick who did a song about "I drive a fast car" That was focking pathetic My lyrics were from that LFO song, you were asking about Tracy Chapman.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted August 31, 2007 My god thats horrible. Who was the black chick who did a song about "I drive a fast car" That was focking pathetic You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Anyplace is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something But me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car And I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money We won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living You see my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working I say his body's too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him So I quit school and that's what I did You got a fast car But is it fast enough so we can fly away We gotta make a decision We leave tonight or live and die this way I remember we were driving driving in your car The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast car And we go cruising to entertain ourselves You still ain't got a job And I work in a market as a checkout girl I know things will get better You'll find work and I'll get promoted We'll move out of the shelter Buy a big house and live in the suburbs You got a fast car And I got a job that pays all our bills You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together you and me would find it I got no plans I ain't going nowhere So take your fast car and keep on driving You got a fast car But is it fast enough so you can fly away You gotta make a decision You leave tonight or live and die this way Tracy Chapman / Fast Car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted August 31, 2007 You got a fast carI want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Reminds me of the In Living Color parody. On another note, I take it no Insane Clown Posse songs were nominated simply for the fact that they would occupy all 20 spots? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted August 31, 2007 Too words...well...not words as such....but here they are.... "...mmm bop" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted August 31, 2007 Too words...well...not words as such....but here they are...."...mmm bop" Winnah!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted August 31, 2007 http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-wors...ics-ever-no-20/"I'm young black and famous, with money hanging outta my anus" If rappers don't own this list, they should. acreed... most rap today has the worst focking lyrics evah!!! especially anything little john "shake it like a salt shaker..." "aww skeet skeet motherfocker" or ll cool j's song for that crap tastic movie deep blue sea 'deepest bluest my head is like a shark's fin' and these are all the choruses (chorii?!?!?) i mean the hook is spose to be the part that sells the song... so to have the most craptastic in them... how horrible can the rest of the song be??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,554 Posted August 31, 2007 And I've focked a sheep. I've focked a goat. I rammed my cack right down his throat. So what. So what. So what, so what, you boring little fock. :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,154 Posted August 31, 2007 And I've focked a sheep. I've focked a goat. I rammed my cack right down his throat. So what. So what. So what, so what, you boring little fock. :banana: Who cares what you do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Written by GFIAFP Yeah, I saw sparks fly From the corner of my eye And when I turned (whoo) It was love at first sight I said please excuse me I didn't catch your name (whoa) It'd be a shame Not to see you again And just when I thought She was coming to my door She whispered sweet And brought me to the floor She said Chorus: I'm only thirteen (thirteen) I'll show you love like you've never seen She's only thirteen (thirteen) Daddy says she's too young But she's old enough for me Come to my place We can talk it over (oh) Everything going down in your head She said take it easy I need some time Time to work it out To make you mine And just when I thought She was coming to my door She whispered sweet And brought me to the floor She said, Chorus: I'm only thirteen (thirteen) You ain't seen love Ain't seen nothing like me She's only thirteen Thirteen........yeah!!!! Solo Such a bad girl Loves to work me over time Feels good (ha) Dancin' close to the borderline She's a magic mountain She's a leather glove (oh) She's my soul It must be love Chorus: She's only thirteen (thirteen) The girl she gives me love like I've never seen She's only thirteen (thirteen) Daddy says she's too young But she's old enough for me Thirteen!! She's everything I need (Thirteen) Daddy says she's too young But she's old enough Old enough for me Yeah! Yeah!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mistahgeorge 0 Posted August 31, 2007 I'm a professional musician/songwriter, and believe me, if I even got started on this thread I think I'd probably end up overloading the server or something...don't want to sound like a snob, but it's a damn shame what passes for music these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted August 31, 2007 I'm a professional musician/songwriter, and believe me, if I even got started on this thread I think I'd probably end up overloading the server or something...don't want to sound like a snob, but it's a damn shame what passes for music these days. sample of your original lyrics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mistahgeorge 0 Posted August 31, 2007 sample of your original lyrics? Ok, what the hell. http://www.claygeorge.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Ok, what the hell. http://www.claygeorge.com Still listening to it. Not exactly my kind of music, but its actually pretty good. Kudos for nuttin up and puttin the site on here. I could sit in a bar with a drink and listen to it...then again,I could sit in a bar with a drink and listen to just about anything....sometimes even my wife. Not bad though. CBH is the favorite so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mistahgeorge 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Still listening to it. Not exactly my kind of music, but its actually pretty good. Kudos for nuttin up and puttin the site on here. I could sit in a bar with a drink and listen to it...then again,I could sit in a bar with a drink and listen to just about anything....sometimes even my wife. Not bad though. CBH is the favorite so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 315 Posted August 31, 2007 how does the Counting Crows, "Round Here" get missed: very, very, very, very, very, very, very, late WTF? that's the worst lyrics ever... it's lworse than a 5th grade book report: "George Washington was a very, very, good President" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,154 Posted August 31, 2007 "George Washington was a very, very, good President" Are you saying he wasn't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,154 Posted August 31, 2007 I actually like this song but.. Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats, Lining them up-a like ass cracks, Lay these ponies at the track Its my chocolate attack. ######, I'm stepping in the heart of this here Care bear bumping in the heart of this here Watch me as I gravitate Hahahahahahaa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted August 31, 2007 Tired of all the radio crap Hit the couch in my music hat Pick a guitar 'til I get a tune While the kids jump around like a bunch of baboons I'm a rock star in my living room. Rap groups rhymin' 'bout the gangsta way Country bands singin' 'bout cows and hay Metal bands mopin' 'bout gloom and doom While I'm rockin' out in my Fruit O' The Looms I'm a rock star in my living room Work on songs between family and jobs Don't have to hide from adoring mobs Fame and fortune would only just spoil it Write half the songs while sittin' on the toilet I'm a rock star in my living room Got a friend in Dallas who's doing the same When we get together the music's insane The equipment sucks and the playing ain't great But it blows all the crap on the charts away I'm a rock star in my living room You can hear the whole song by clicking on The Upper Lease link below. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted August 31, 2007 almost forgot... anything by limp bizkit... i mean even their cd titles suck 'chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water' but i'll leave a taste of it... "don't you know i pack a chainsaw... i'll skin your a$$ raw... and if my day keeps going this way i just might break your fockin face tonight" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon 0 Posted September 1, 2007 Ok, what the hell. http://www.claygeorge.com Hey, that's not too bad. Could totally chill out on the front porch to that music. For some strange reason it makes me think of the band Luna from the UK, even though they aren't country...more mood music. But very similar back beats or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted September 2, 2007 I'm a professional musician/songwriter, and believe me, if I even got started on this thread I think I'd probably end up overloading the server or something...don't want to sound like a snob, but it's a damn shame what passes for music these days. You may not want to sound like a snob... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted September 2, 2007 Boom, Boom, Boom, let's go back to my room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
