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So I had a meeting until 7am today, and I was giving this really cute 2nd year girl (B cups) a ride home. And I was half kidding, but I said "Wanna come back to my place for a quick makeout session and nap?"

And she was like "sure"

 

So yea, totally got to second base this morning using a second-rate pickup line sober.

 

I'm proud of myself.

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If she is the type of girl that would say yes to that line you should feel ashamed that you did not close the deal.

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If she is the type of girl that would say yes to that line you should feel ashamed that you did not close the deal.

 

:shocking: Valid.....

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BIG RICEMANX@#@#!!!

:doublethumbsup:

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So I had a meeting until 7am today, and I was giving this really cute 2nd year girl (B cups) a ride home. And I was half kidding, but I said "Wanna come back to my place for a quick makeout session and nap?"

And she was like "sure"

 

So yea, totally got to second base this morning using a second-rate pickup line sober.

 

I'm proud of myself.

 

 

Why were you giving your grandmother a ride home?

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:unsure:

 

I got worked over today.

 

went to gym, worked out.

pick up lunch

stop by house of girl I'm dating

I'm wearing a tanktop and shorts

she grabs the back of my tanktop and flips out

there are scratches on your back!

huh? what scratches?

right there, on both sides, who made those?

I don't have scratches on my back.

Well then what are these??(pokes em)

I find mirror, look over shoulder...huh...ooohhh

Those aren't scratches, I was bench pressing heavy weights and the stitches in the shirt imprinted red marks

on my back. Same thing happens when do hack squats or calves and the pads are on my shoulders.

Oh suuuure, who was it?

:huh: :ninja:

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I wanna know what kind of meeting ENDS at 7AM

That was my question too <_<

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I wanna know what kind of meeting ENDS at 7AM

 

Maybe Riceman works in a wh0rehouse.

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