The edjr and redtodd revelry

[KSB2424 3,174]

Since it looks like these two lunatics are not gonna tell the story of their encounter we must fend for ourselves and make hypotheticals based on our knowledge of these two geeks. I'll start the story of their meeting. Please feel free to add on and I will combine it into one complete fairy tale. TIA

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Two Homos Enter, Two Homos Bleed

 

On a wet and dreary day the fledging comedian redtodd comes over to hang out with edjr. He knocks on the door; edjr opens the door with a bright smile and greets Todd wearing nothing but red suspenders and wonder woman underoos. edjr smiles coyly.

"Hi, Todd. Come on in. Let's have a few beers and watch some football on my new tv!"

redtodd enters the small, slovenly apartment and takes off his Members Only jacket. edjr closes the door, turns, and looks at his guest with desperate longing.

"But first, edjr says, "Hot Plop me."

"HAH! I thought you'd like that", said redtodd. "But let us save that for later."

They begain talking about people from the board and who they had met and what they each thought of them. The only person they could both agree on that they would probably never do is a 300 pound loser in real life, named MDC. Just at that moment edjr's supposed girlfriend walks by and mutters "focking queeeyah?". redtodd blushes and nods his head in confirmation. The sharing of bloodied buttplugs and goattee mopping of manjuice thus proceeded until the wee hours of the morning. Everyone was happy, well except for God and surferskin. THE END.

[porkbutt 897]

an unfunny retard goes to a poor loser's apartment. they watch football, have a beer or two, and wash the dishes by hand.

 

the end.

[hoytdwow 202]

On a wet and dreary day the fledging comedian Redtodd comes over to hang out with edjr. He knocks on the door; edjr opens the door with a bright smile and greets todd wearing nothing but red suspenders and wonder woman underoos. Edjr smiles coyly.

"Hi, Todd. Come on in. Let's have a few beers and watch some football on my new tv!"

Redtodd enters the small, slovenly apartment and takes off his Members Only jacket. Edjr closes the door, turns, and looks at his guest with desperate longing.

"But first, edjr says, "Hot Plop me."

[kutulu 1,724]

Two homos enter, two homos bleed.

[surferskin 31]

yada, yada, yada...both their goatees are covered in man juice.

[patweisers44 874]

I figured they spent the afternoon playing Electric Football.

[KSB2424 3,174]

Two homos enter, two homos bleed.

We will go with this as the title.

[edjr 7,059]

I was in the living room, setting up my new TV stand. I didn't even hear him knock on the door. My girlfriend answered the door and let him in. We sat in the living room and watched the colts pathetic offense, we talked about things, he enjoyed my television and asked me questions about it, my girlfriend joined us for a talk, she left to go see her sister, redtodd left maybe an hour or so later. Not much to see here

[surferskin 31]

I was in the living room, setting up my new TV stand. I didn't even hear him knock on the door. My girlfriend answered the door and let him in. We sat in the living room and watched the colts pathetic offense, we talked about things, he enjoyed my television and asked me questions about it, my girlfriend joined us for a talk, she left to go see her sister, redtodd left maybe an hour or so later. Not much to see here

that's a great picture of the tv.

 

jason campbell.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I was in the living room, setting up my new TV stand. I didn't even hear him knock on the door. My girlfriend answered the door and let him in. We sat in the living room and watched the colts pathetic offense, we talked about things, he enjoyed my television and asked me questions about it, my girlfriend joined us for a talk, she left to go see her sister, redtodd left maybe an hour or so later. Not much to see here

 

You two were there unattended? Oh crap, that was definitely a "Brokeback Mountain II" moment

 

edjr: This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here.

redtodd: It's nobody's business but ours.

edjr: You know I ain't queer.

redtodd: Me neither.

[hoytdwow 202]

I was in the living room, setting up my new TV stand. I didn't even hear him knock on the door. My girlfriend answered the door and let him in. We sat in the living room and watched the colts pathetic offense, we talked about things, he enjoyed my television and asked me questions about it, my girlfriend joined us for a talk, she left to go see her sister, redtodd left maybe an hour or so later, after he hot plopped me. Not much to see here

[edjr 7,059]

that's a great picture of the tv.

 

jason campbell.

 

HAH! I thought you'd like that. Pure coincidence.

 

We were talking about people from the board and who we had met and what we thought of them. The only person we could both agree on that we'd probably never meet and is probably a 300 pound loser in real life.. can you guess?

[kutulu 1,724]

HAH! I thought you'd like that. Pure coincidence.

 

We were talking about people from the board and who we had met and what we thought of them. The only person we could both agree on that we'd probably never meet and is probably a 300 pound loser in real life.. can you guess?

 

 

Hey, I'm under two bills.

[surferskin 31]

The only person we could both agree on that we'd probably never meet and is probably a 300 pound loser in real life.. can you guess?

i could probably name about 20....but i'll guess...chronic doosh?

[hoytdwow 202]

We were talking about people from the board and who we had met and what we thought of them. The only person we could both agree on that we'd probably never meet and is probably a 300 pound loser in real life.. can you guess?

 

Toro?

[edjr 7,059]

i could probably name about 20....but i'll guess...chronic doosh?

 

 

he's actually met people, not him.

 

Not toro either, but VERY close.

[surferskin 31]

he's actually met people, not him.

 

Not toro either, but VERY close.

MDC

[edjr 7,059]

MDC

[TheNewGirl 1,639]

Two Homos Enter, Two Homos Bleed

 

I think that I actually snorted out loud at this.

[edjr 7,059]

I think that I actually snorted out loud at this.

HAH! I didn't see that, but it is funny.

[KSB2424 3,174]

both their goatees are covered in man juice.

Could you please put this in the context of the story. I'm sure it is an accurate statement but do not know the exact timeline. TIA.

[kutulu 1,724]

I think that I actually snorted out loud at this.

 

See what you miss when you ignore me.

[edjr 7,059]

KSB, I was starting to like you and then you pull this?

[footballpowers 0]

yada, yada, yada...both their goatees are covered in man juice.

 

 

I like to refer to goatees as Prison Pussies....TIA

[TheNewGirl 1,639]

See what you miss when you ignore me.

 

 

One good quoteable line in how many months?

 

IGNORE!!!

[kutulu 1,724]

One good quoteable line in how many months?

 

IGNORE!!!

 

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[Nomad99 844]

I was in the living room, setting up my new TV stand. I didn't even hear him knock on the door. My girlfriend answered the door and let him in. We sat in the living room and watched the colts pathetic offense, we talked about things, he enjoyed my television and asked me questions about it, my girlfriend joined us for a talk, she left to go see her sister, redtodd left maybe an hour or so later.

 

I wish I could quit him

[redtodd 7]

After edjr's girl let me in, I thought I heard her mutter "focking queeeyah."

[BiPolarBear 497]

After edjr's girl let me in, I thought I heard her mutter "focking queeeyah."

 

Nothing makes the home team bitter like a shared butt plug.

[edjr 7,059]

Nothing makes the home team bitter like a shared butt plug.

 

 

[KSB2424 3,174]

A big warm and fuzzy "Thank You" to all that contributed to finding out what truly happened that fable day. The story is now complete. I couldn't have done it without you all.

 

Two Homos Enter, Two Homos Bleed

 

On a wet and dreary day the fledging comedian redtodd comes over to hang out with edjr. He knocks on the door; edjr opens the door with a bright smile and greets Todd wearing nothing but red suspenders and wonder woman underoos. edjr smiles coyly.

"Hi, Todd. Come on in. Let's have a few beers and watch some football on my new tv!"

redtodd enters the small, slovenly apartment and takes off his Members Only jacket. edjr closes the door, turns, and looks at his guest with desperate longing.

"But first, edjr says, "Hot Plop me."

"HAH! I thought you'd like that", said redtodd. "But let us save that for later."

They begain talking about people from the board and who they had met and what they each thought of them. The only person they could both agree on that they would probably never do is a 300 pound loser in real life, named MDC. Just at that moment edjr's supposed girlfriend walks by and mutters "focking queeeyah?". redtodd blushes and nods his head in confirmation. The sharing of bloodied buttplugs and goattee mopping of manjuice thus proceeded until the wee hours of the morning. Everyone was happy, well except for God and surferskin. THE END

[BiPolarBear 497]

A big warm and fuzzy "Thank You" to all that contributed to finding out what truly happened that fable day. The story is now complete. I couldn't have done it without you all.

 

This reminds me of the old days around here. Also props to edjr for being able to take a joke.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

This reminds me of the old days around here. Also props to edjr for being able to take a joke.

 

This is a joke

 

Are you sure?

[edjr 7,059]

This reminds me of the old days around here. Also props to edjr for being able to take a joke.

 

 

Thanks to KSB for taking the time to have fun with this.

[Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0]

I was in the living room, setting up my new TV stand.

 

 

 

Did you buy the matching black laquer bedroom furniture?

[edjr 7,059]

Did you buy the matching black laquer bedroom furniture?

 

 

[redtodd 7]

A big warm and fuzzy "Thank You" to all that contributed to finding out what truly happened that fable day. The story is now complete. I couldn't have done it without you all.

 

Not bad. I think you could have done better with more effort.

 

Now I wish I raped edjr for real.