Rattlesnake 0 Posted November 22, 2007 I have 2 kids running around from a fling with a married woman, and the guy does not know. Muuuuhhhaaaaaa. Taking joy in screwing up another guy's deal........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rattlesnake 0 Posted November 22, 2007 All this sharing of personal shit on an internet chat forum is somewhat disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted November 23, 2007 People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week: Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating! That's a fantasy camp"that's basically me. except that I don't mooch off my neighbors (neighbor's hot wife wants me though) You kill me dood....keep it coming Da Plane, da plane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 3 Posted November 23, 2007 I don't know what's more pathetic: 1) Big Pete in general 2) Strike trying to play quasi-internet-boyfriend and sticking up for saw by attacking Big_PeTe!@@!@#!@! Maybe this needs to be a poll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted November 23, 2007 Where the fock is Curly Night's Ghost? save the rotting in the ground jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,110 Posted November 23, 2007 I don't know what's more pathetic: 1) Big Pete in general 2) Strike trying to play quasi-internet-boyfriend and sticking up for saw by attacking Big_PeTe!@@!@#!@! Maybe this needs to be a poll. Not that Sawilson needs it but I always stick up for those in need. Even the 'tards. So don't be surprised if/when I stick up for you around here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted November 23, 2007 Not that Sawilson needs it but I always stick up for those in need. Even the 'tards. So don't be surprised if/when I stick up for you around here Thanks Strike although I hope I'm not one of those tards.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted November 23, 2007 Pete your a ######.~STICK Trying to guess what ###### is, but I'm guessing not so greta... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 Not that Sawilson needs it but I always stick up for those in need. Even the 'tards. TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
potts17 4 Posted November 23, 2007 Big Pete, you are an absolute idiot. First you say you don't want this to hurt Saw, so why the hell did you start a post about it? If the only avenue you have to vent your frustrating life is a fantasy football message board then you have issues. You said your friends are telling you that you hit the lottery, you are going to get a bunch of money from this "millionaire" chick. Give me a focking break, first off, I assume you are using the word "millionaire" very librally. Let me guess you are now a valet parking attendant and this hot beautiful 36 D, size 2 woman pulls up in her Ferrari and asks you to park her car, at the first site of you, she didn't want to go into the establishment, all she wanted to do was fock you. So you flew to Paris on her private jet focked all day, all night, and now may have a little one on the way. No focking way are you going to get a dime if this story is really true, because if you think a judge is going to grant you full or even shared custody, you are mistaken. Your life is so pathetic, if you really think that anyone on this site believes absolutely anything you say, you are dumber than we thought. While your posts are amusing, we would really all just hope than you would leave and never post again. Just my $.02. HTH BPIAFP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted November 23, 2007 Big Pete, you are an absolute idiot. First you say you don't want this to hurt Saw, so why the hell did you start a post about it? If the only avenue you have to vent your frustrating life is a fantasy football message board then you have issues. You said your friends are telling you that you hit the lottery, you are going to get a bunch of money from this "millionaire" chick. Give me a focking break, first off, I assume you are using the word "millionaire" very librally. Let me guess you are now a valet parking attendant and this hot beautiful 36 D, size 2 woman pulls up in her Ferrari and asks you to park her car, at the first site of you, she didn't want to go into the establishment, all she wanted to do was fock you. So you flew to Paris on her private jet focked all day, all night, and now may have a little one on the way. No focking way are you going to get a dime if this story is really true, because if you think a judge is going to grant you full or even shared custody, you are mistaken. Your life is so pathetic, if you really think that anyone on this site believes absolutely anything you say, you are dumber than we thought. While your posts are amusing, we would really all just hope than you would leave and never post again. Just my $.02. HTH BPIAFP I like your post and agree 100% but, if K-Fed can get custudy of kids I guess anything is possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 3 Posted November 23, 2007 Not that Sawilson needs it but I always stick up for those in need. Even the 'tards. So don't be surprised if/when I stick up for you around here No, you don't. I have never seen you stick up for GFIAFP, edjr, etc.... BUT I have seen you stick up for CurlyNight, TNG, SAW, and several other "ladies" at FFToday. It's the mark of a truly desperate man, hoping and praying his internet chivalry might somehow turn into a relationship. I'll bet just about any amount of money that you actively play World of Warcraft and/or Second Life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,033 Posted November 23, 2007 BUT I have seen you stick up for CurlyNight, TNG, SAW, and several other "ladies" at FFToday. he never stuck up for me, not once. as a matter of fact 50% of the time he has started the attack. nevermind that, all i want to know is, can someone post or send me the link to saw's hot black guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 3 Posted November 23, 2007 he never stuck up for me, not once. as a matter of fact 50% of the time he has started the attack. But you are black. That's different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 23, 2007 wait a minute.... so what you fockers are saying is that anything I post from not until eternity is only getting posted to hurt sawilson? everyone who thinks that is 100000000 times more pathetic than I could ever strive to be. I ate turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes last night....... ohh, sh1t, better not post that, cause it might hurt saw's feelings. this chick has 8million. (confirmed) she calls me damn near daily now because she's convinced that she's pregnant with my kid. she calls me all the time saying "ohh, I was driving around and I saw this house that I wanted to buy so we can live together" etc.... so umm, yeah, IF she's prego (which I don't think she is), then I kinda in a way did hit the lottery, money wise that is. Cause she'll buy me anything I want. I want a new car? fine, she'll buy me on. She wants to have me move into a new place with her? that's cool, but she'll have to pay off my current house, cause I'm not gonna abandon it. If she doesn't, I don't live with her. Point is, that I'm not making any of this sh1t up. I'm not posting any of this to get saw mad or jealous, or anything like that. I like sawilson 100times more than I like this chick. instead of thinking that everything I do or post on here revolves around saw, why don't you fockers grow up and realize that I am living a life, and if I want to post about things happening, I will, regardless of topic. I didn't see anyone bashing Saw when she posted about all the fun times she had in hawaii... or her "hot cabana boy" she took with her. Why didn't anyone rip on her cause it's a "blatant attempt to piss Pete off"? why? you double standard pr1cks! Maybe it's cause she'll send you naked pics of herself if you bash me. Which is cool. but at least have the balls to admit that up front instead of playing this game as if I'm some wretched vile person who is only doing things to get back at her. the reality of this whole things is that when I was typing the topic, sawilson didn't even cross my mind. It wasn't until I was halfway through a pretty big 1st post that I though "ohh sh1t, this is gonna piss her off" that I erased it and started a very vague topic anyways. get a grip with reality. My life doesn't revolve around her. It just doesn't. does your life revolve around an ex of yours? does everything you say revolve around that ex? No? then why the fock do you think mine does? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 So, err, you got any naked pics of the ex you gonna post or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 23, 2007 So, err, you got any naked pics of the ex you gonna post or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted November 23, 2007 So, err, you got any naked pics you gonna post or what? Why do you want nekkid pics of big pete? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 23, 2007 Why do you want nekkid pics of big pete? who wouldn't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 Why do you want nekkid pics of big pete? I need a good laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 23, 2007 I need a good laugh. I was in the swimming pool. There was shrinkage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,248 Posted November 23, 2007 wait a minute....so what you fockers are saying is that anything I post from not until eternity is only getting posted to hurt sawilson? everyone who thinks that is 100000000 times more pathetic than I could ever strive to be. I ate turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes last night....... ohh, sh1t, better not post that, cause it might hurt saw's feelings. this chick has 8million. (confirmed) she calls me damn near daily now because she's convinced that she's pregnant with my kid. she calls me all the time saying "ohh, I was driving around and I saw this house that I wanted to buy so we can live together" etc.... so umm, yeah, IF she's prego (which I don't think she is), then I kinda in a way did hit the lottery, money wise that is. Cause she'll buy me anything I want. I want a new car? fine, she'll buy me on. She wants to have me move into a new place with her? that's cool, but she'll have to pay off my current house, cause I'm not gonna abandon it. If she doesn't, I don't live with her. Point is, that I'm not making any of this sh1t up. I'm not posting any of this to get saw mad or jealous, or anything like that. I like sawilson 100times more than I like this chick. instead of thinking that everything I do or post on here revolves around saw, why don't you fockers grow up and realize that I am living a life, and if I want to post about things happening, I will, regardless of topic. I didn't see anyone bashing Saw when she posted about all the fun times she had in hawaii... or her "hot cabana boy" she took with her. Why didn't anyone rip on her cause it's a "blatant attempt to piss Pete off"? why? you double standard pr1cks! Maybe it's cause she'll send you naked pics of herself if you bash me. Which is cool. but at least have the balls to admit that up front instead of playing this game as if I'm some wretched vile person who is only doing things to get back at her. the reality of this whole things is that when I was typing the topic, sawilson didn't even cross my mind. It wasn't until I was halfway through a pretty big 1st post that I though "ohh sh1t, this is gonna piss her off" that I erased it and started a very vague topic anyways. get a grip with reality. My life doesn't revolve around her. It just doesn't. does your life revolve around an ex of yours? does everything you say revolve around that ex? No? then why the fock do you think mine does? NOWWWW we're getting somewhere. Let's add to the story Pete... how'd you meet her, can size, why she's rich, etc. Also, I hate to admit it, but you have a valid point about the hypocrisy of saw posting those pics and not getting called out on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted November 23, 2007 Also, I hate to admit it, but you have a valid point about the hypocrisy of saw posting those pics and not getting called out on it. My hypocrisy knows no bounds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 My hypocrisy knows no bounds WHO CARES!@ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 23, 2007 I met her out and about. upon seeing her, I called my friend cory and said "cory, I met this chick, and I've never wanted to fock a chick as badly as I want to fock this one" to which he said that if anyone can convince some chick to fock them, it's me. he must have been nostradames, cause about a week later anyways, she got her millions inherited to her. her can size = 36D pant size = 2 use to be a stripper here in Denver said that if any of her friends want to fock me, I'm not allowed to, but I am allowed to make out with them and get BJ's from them she is kinda bi. and by kinda, I mean that she won't lick poosay, but she'll do everything else to the wimmen, and let them go down on her. So if I know me, and I think I do, 3somes aren't too far away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 I can't wait till you write the next chapter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted November 23, 2007 WHO CARES!@ That's one of the greatest lines from one of the greatest movies evah made. Once again, you dissapoint Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 That's one of the greatest lines from one of the greatest movies evah made. Once again, you dissapoint What movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 23, 2007 I can't wait till you write the next chapter. well, let's just say that half the reason she's freaked out is that she already has 2 kids (16 & 11). she's "separated" from her husband, but not technically divorced. so she has a master bedroom all to herself in her house, and he has a spare room he lives in, but they do still live together to play the whole "mommy and daddy" thing for their kids. so IF she's prego, she needs to confront him and get an actual divorce. that's why she was looking at houses (NICE FOCKING HOUSES) the other day. I told her she could move in with me naturally, but apparently a 2900sqft house just isn't big enough for her rich ass Also, the biggest thing that pisses me off and has me stressed is that she refuses to take a pregnancy test until saturday at the earliest. She is afraid that it's gonna be positive, and she would rather have the stress of the unknown on her for thanksgiving than the stress of being certain. I tried to plead with her, and convince her that it's not gonna be positive, and then she can enjoy thanksgiving knowing that she's not pregnant, but she wasn't going for it So I was thinking that if she is pregnant, she'll naturally buy some retarded expensive house (but less expensive than 6 months ago, right RLLD?), to which if she wants me in there, she's either gonna have to pay off my current house, cause I can't just abandon it, or she'll have to maybe find some of her rich ass friends in realestate to buy it as an investment property. then it's "honey, I need a Land Rover Range Rover, cause I don't want to put our childs life in jeopardy driving around when it's rainy and snowy"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 23, 2007 What movie? Tombstone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted November 23, 2007 What movie? Tombstone Even Pig Meat knows this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 Tombstone Even Pig Meat knows this Frozen pizza sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted November 23, 2007 Frozen pizza sucks. That's cause you gotta cook it first. Dummy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 23, 2007 Frozen pizza sucks. yeah, but 3 for $10 is pretty hard to pass up. then wash it down with a cold coors light Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 That's cause you gotta cook it first. Information I could have used a week ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted November 23, 2007 Information I could have used a week ago. Anything I can help you with for the upcoming week? Wipe front to back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 23, 2007 Anything I can help you with for the upcoming week? Wipe front to back Fock that...I just rub my ass on the front lawn like a dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TylerRoseFan 16 Posted November 23, 2007 Anything I can help you with for the upcoming week? Wipe front to back So, um, you drinking a "beer" today? By "beer" I mean Coors Lite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted November 23, 2007 Fock that...I just rub my ass on the front lawn like a dog. Nice visual Does Pennydoodle use the toilet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
