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New home office chair. :argue:

Guitar Hero III for the Wii. :shocking: I'm up past the first challenge, beat Tom Morello.

Wine carafe and holder.

New leatherman.

Hip shirt. My wife is trying to make me hip. :pointstosky:

Half-finished quilt my wife is making for our bed.

Phoenix Suns antigua polo shirt.

Couple of books.

 

and most importantly...

 

anal sex with the wife this afternoon.

 

:mad:

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I got a Colts watch and a Colts floor lamp.

 

I gave my son all kinds of cool sh!t. I don't care about what I get anymore, It's all about being able to buy my son stuff. I got him all kinds of Star Wars ships and Star Wars action figures. Couple of movies and video games, among other things. All in all a great Christmas. :rolleyes:

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:rolleyes:

It's a nice shirt. We have Suns season tix, I had basically no gear to wear. Also nice for golfing, especially in Phoenix summers.

 

I didn't say anything about a cookie platter, Phaggy. :headbanger:

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From a friend, new jammies from victoria secret and about 6 pairs of panties

From my brother some nice smelling candles

From my sister, diamond earings :rolleyes:

From my ex husband/Jordan, a bottle of sugar free vanilla syrup for my coffee.

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It's a nice shirt. We have Suns season tix, I had basically no gear to wear. Also nice for golfing, especially in Phoenix summers.

 

I didn't say anything about a cookie platter, Phaggy. :rolleyes:

 

it was a joke. you had anal sex with your wife and got a polo shirt. i was shocked at the polo shirt, not the anal sex. i should have been shocked at the anal sex

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it was a joke. you had anal sex with your wife and got a polo shirt. i was shocked at the polo shirt, not the anal sex. i should have been shocked at the anal sex

Ah, my bad. Carry on. :rolleyes:

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Brand New Nintendo Wii

2 Nice dress shirts

Belt

Pair of Nike b-ball shoes

A few computer/investing books because I'm a nerd

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I got to be a part of my little guy's first X-mas. That was the best gift I could ask for.

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PS3

College Hoops 2k8

Call Of Duty 4

a second controller

Ipod Touch

Sony Ericsson

Couple pairs of jeans

Few Lacoste polos

few sweatshirts/henleys

new Pumas

some boxers

Hugo XY (If you're not wearing it already guys, get off your ass.)

I Am America (And So Can You!)

Fossil belt

Candy and such in the stocking

A&F pajama pants

new Von Dutch hat.

 

 

anybody wants to ball, InsideJob90. Bring it. :pointstosky:

 

 

Merry Christmas. :thumbsdown:

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anal sex with the wife this afternoon.

 

:pointstosky:

 

 

My wife must have shopped at the same store! :thumbsdown:

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A new laptop

Donnie Darko

El Laberinto del Fauno

Blazing Saddles

Johnny Dangerously

Patch Adams

Mr. Holland's Opus

Analyze This

Amazon.com gift cards

Trogdor the Burninator t-shirt

chocolate

a couple other odds and ends

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- Best Buy Gift Card

- Victoria's Secret Gift Card

- 'The Illusionist' DVD movie

- A memory card for my camera

- Love Spell lotion from VS

- 2 bottles of wine

- Magazine subscriptions to 'Cooking Light' & 'Food & Wine'

- A Raspberry scented jar candle

- The softest socks in the world

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- The softest socks in the world

 

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

I doubt you have had the opportunity to compare the softness of EVERY pair of Socks in the world.

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I doubt you have had the opportunity to compare the softness of EVERY pair of Socks in the world.

 

True, but you haven't felt this pair of socks.

 

:bandana:

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True, but you haven't felt this pair of socks.

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

Bring them with you on your next trip to Vegas

 

 

:bandana: :wub:

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Nintendo Wii

Kenneth Cole Cologne collection

Macy's Giftcard

Amex Giftcard

Harmony Universal Remote

Couple shirts

Sleep pants

Books

 

and my SECRETION SANTA GIFT FROM TWINSDAD!!!!! :thumbsup:

Detroit Lions Hat

Redwings Hat

Chocolate Topping

Red Licorice

 

TY T.D., you rock!

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Guitar Hero III for the Wii. :thumbsup: I'm up past the first challenge, beat Tom Morello.

I cant beat Tom Morello on 2 tries :wub:

 

anal sex with the wife this afternoon.

me too - I think you went first - sloppy seconds :bandana:

 

From my brother some nice smelling panties

 

WOW - you and your brother must be close

 

From my ex husband/Jordan, a bottle of vanilla extract.

 

You sure they are not trying to get you drinking again :thumbsdown:

 

I got to be a part of my little guy's first X-mas. That was the best gift I could ask for.

NICE !!!!!!

It justs gets better retard -I mean Redtodd- it just gets better!!!!!!

(and more expensive)

 

- The softest socks in the world

I'll be the judge of that - can I jerk off into them? Thats the true test of soft socks!!

 

Red Rocket

 

I think that was supposed to be a secret

 

Photo album full of pic's from my son's wedding. Best present I have ever received.

 

I've seen those pics = I'd be crying too

WHAT UP big Dog :thumbsup:

 

Happy Holidays Fockers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I cant beat Tom Morello on 2 tries :bandana:

I got thru all of Easy on the first day. :thumbsup:

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I got thru all of Easy on the first day. :thumbsup:

maybe johnny walker black label has a say in the situation, thats gone now so maybe tomorrow! :bandana:

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Ruger .22 mark II

hunting coat/parka 8in1 hd realtree/orange

about 16k

gift cards, other small stuff

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That was my thought too.

Wanna trade? My coffee syrup for your 16k????

 

:rolleyes:

10k from the parental units

5k from gramma

500 from grandpa

few hunnert from aunts/uncles

 

that's kinda the norm for each of us 4 grandkids. She gives 10k to my parents/aunt/uncle

 

What's funny is every day at the old folks home, my gramma plays bingo for dimes/nickels/quarters. When you grew up

during the great depression, no matter how much money you have later in life, you don't forget what it was like. She would

never not pick up a penny off the ground. I visit her mon-fri before bingo. If she wins, she calls me right away to brag that

she won 5 or 10 or 25 cents. lol

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10k from the parental units

5k from gramma

500 from grandpa

few hunnert from aunts/uncles

 

that's kinda the norm for each of us 4 grandkids. She gives 10k to my parents/aunt/uncle

 

What's funny is every day at the old folks home, my gramma plays bingo for dimes/nickels/quarters. When you grew up

during the great depression, no matter how much money you have later in life, you don't forget what it was like. She would

never not pick up a penny off the ground. I visit her mon-fri before bingo. If she wins, she calls me right away to brag that

she won 5 or 10 or 25 cents. lol

Wow, nice family members you have. And your gramma sounds like a real smart lady. :rolleyes:

Again, wanna trade? :thumbsdown:

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DVD's-Truman Show, River Runs Through it, All 3 Bourne Movies

Gift Cards-WalMart, Sonic, Red Robin

Games-Rumicube, Scattegories, Star Wars Monopoly

Tool Box for my truck

Cologne

4 Nice new work shirts

Reebox Windsuit

New running shoes

Dallas Cowboy Hoody

Jason Witten Jersey

Nike Football Cowboy Edition

Dallas Cowboy Cell Phone Case

Vaccum Cleaner :ninja:

And experiencing my daughters first Christmas! :banana:

Overall Rating- A+

~STICK

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Got a new PC for the family and $1K from Dad. :banana:

Could always turn the old PC into a bong and get a good return on that grand. If you're into that kinda thing. I hear some folks are. :dunno:

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Could always turn the old PC into a bong and get a good return on that grand. If you're into that kinda thing. I hear some folks are. :dunno:

 

I am def. into bongs and freeloading. :banana:

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:banana:

10k from the parental units

5k from gramma

500 from grandpa

few hunnert from aunts/uncles

 

that's kinda the norm for each of us 4 grandkids. She gives 10k to my parents/aunt/uncle

 

What's funny is every day at the old folks home, my gramma plays bingo for dimes/nickels/quarters. When you grew up

during the great depression, no matter how much money you have later in life, you don't forget what it was like. She would

never not pick up a penny off the ground. I visit her mon-fri before bingo. If she wins, she calls me right away to brag that

she won 5 or 10 or 25 cents. lol

So basically they are gifting to you over years to avoid estate taxes?

 

Anyway, I agree with your story. My gramma didn't drive, so I'd take her to the grocery store when I was around. Next door was a bowling alley; she hated if I stayed with her because she'd feel rushed, so I'd go bowl a few games. I'd come back as she was checking out, painstakingly pulling out coupons which in the end saved her, say, $7. Then she'd give me $10 for driving her. I tried to turn it down but she wouldn't let me. :dunno:

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maybe johnny walker black label has a say in the situation, thats gone now so maybe tomorrow! :banana:

I play a little guitar and can pick up musical patterns well so I moved thru it quickly. Struggled with the final challenge (Lou) and Devil Went Down to Georgia, but finally beat him. I'm sure there are tricks to those challenges which I'll need to learn for future ones.

 

I'm going to struggle on future levels tho because, what little guitar I play, I don't use my pinky much. :dunno:

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