Big_Pete 0 Posted January 9, 2008 I am really going to go out on a limb here and say that no matter what number she comes up with, it is more than you have you sir would be quite wrong I don't own a store anymore, so I finally have a real job that I make good money at. also -120- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted January 9, 2008 RLLD - cause he can give me the best advice on how to unfock my housing situation (bank has doubled my interest rate in the last 9 months) Real simple, find another home nearby in foreclosure with a reasonable (see affordable) asking price, buy it....walk away from your existing.....you get perhaps a nicer house and even the banks don't mind....it's become "the thing" to do lately... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted January 9, 2008 ok, ok, ok, no trains, but you're still coming. how much do I have to spend on a ring to get unlimited sex the entire trip? of course, this is only if you are indeed that chick from the picture you provided. I don't do man-sluts. Thank you very much. Do I get to keep the ring? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Real simple, find another home nearby in foreclosure with a reasonable (see affordable) asking price, buy it....walk away from your existing.....you get perhaps a nicer house and even the banks don't mind....it's become "the thing" to do lately... really? that's possible? I got a really nice house already that I put up for sale when the banks doubled my focking interest rate a few months ago. So you think I should just tell the bank to fock off and just try to get a different one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 9, 2008 I don't do man-sluts. Thank you very much. Do I get to keep the ring? if it's a spider ring and you give me head for it, then yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 9, 2008 The geek trip for me would have to be one thats an extremely memorable experience, rolling with the following geeks would probably best suit that scenario Reddtodd - He can do his act in all the cities we stop in, drinks for nothing and chicks for free assuming no tomatoes are thrown at him Surferskin - Prolly the best lookin dude after myself ensures all the tail we need after Reddtodds big bang performance Phillybear - He drinks, he gambles, whats not to love, my type of fellow. Plus if the ladies get out of line...well, you know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted January 9, 2008 Hey Pete, is that your actual house, address and all? Because if so, I wouldn't advise posting that on a random message bored. Your call. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Hey Pete, is that your actual house, address and all? Because if so, I wouldn't advise posting that on a random message bored. Your call. yes and yes. hopefully nobody here does anything crazy, but that's the risk. on second thought... yeah, I'm taking the link down. it was more to show that I actually live in a really nice house, despite popular opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Shat, only one person would bring me and that is so I can be the DD. Awwww. You could come with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Awwww. You could come with me. Aww, thank you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted January 9, 2008 1) Sakautz 2) Big Pete 3) This thread started out pretty focking good but you two clowns had to roon it for everyone. There is email for this horsecrap.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted January 9, 2008 1) Sakautz 2) Big Pete 3) This thread started out pretty focking good but you two clowns had to roon it for everyone. There is email for this horsecrap.......... You are soooo underrated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted January 9, 2008 You are soooo underrated I focking hate you.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted January 9, 2008 I focking hate you.... The line starts behind the building on the left... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted January 9, 2008 The line starts behind the building on the left... There was already one subplot running this thread into the ground by retreads....now you wanna start another one......have a couple Coors Lights and let this focking thread run itself into the ground....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 9, 2008 1) Sakautz 2) Big Pete 3) This thread started out pretty focking good but you two clowns had to roon it for everyone. There is email for this horsecrap.......... How did I ruin it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted January 9, 2008 How did I ruin it How long have you been here? You focking roon everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted January 9, 2008 There was already one subplot running this thread into the ground by retreads....now you wanna start another one......have a couple Coors Lights and let this focking thread run itself into the ground....... I can't...I'm working Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted January 9, 2008 How long have you been here? You focking roon everything. Can I use this as my new sig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Can I use this as my new sig? No more of my shiot in people's sigs....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted January 9, 2008 No more of my shiot in people's sigs....... Why not? After all, you are the Baby Jeebus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 9, 2008 Since it was mentioned, I can not confirm nor deny that I smoke a ton of pot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 9, 2008 No one wants to travel with me either. I would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 9, 2008 Well, I am not a chick that enjoys "getting off quickly." I like it to take a little bit of time, of course, unless it's a quickie or something - but honestly, I have never been a fan of the quickie. I would rather just give a BJ. I think I love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted January 9, 2008 also, no fat people, men or women. I really dislike fat people and I would be miserable if they were near me for too long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted January 9, 2008 I want to travel with Big_Pete, because instead of being in a car, we'd be riding on a f*cking magic carpet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted January 9, 2008 I want to travel with Big_Pete, because instead of being in a car, we'd be riding on a f*cking magic carpet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted January 9, 2008 also, no fat people, men or women. I really dislike fat people and I would be miserable if they were near me for too long. You are not exactly the skinniest person in the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted January 9, 2008 You are not exactly the skinniest person in the world Oh, have we met? you should have introduced yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Oh, have we met? you should have introduced yourself. In his defense, edjr is pretty svelte Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted January 10, 2008 I want to travel with Big_Pete, because instead of being in a car, we'd be riding on a f*cking magic carpet! Superbly done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted January 10, 2008 Oh, have we met? you should have introduced yourself. I have seen your pics, Qtip McHead. Don't you have a ripe beer belly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted January 10, 2008 Phillybear --- protection Big Pete --- storytime TNG --- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted January 10, 2008 ADD1CT - We may need to make some cash along the way. Giants Fan - We can get cross country on $6.75 worth of food. SAW - Designated Driver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted January 10, 2008 TNG in the trunk Gutter in the glove compartment Saw riding shotgun, giving me roadhead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 42 Posted January 10, 2008 I want to travel with Big_Pete, because instead of being in a car, we'd be riding on a f*cking magic carpet! Shouldn't that read "magic, f*cking carpet?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hurricane Ditka 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Fine! I will stay home with the teets! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted January 10, 2008 Fine! I will stay home with the teets! It's better then being invited along just to fix the car if it broke Focking people here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hurricane Ditka 0 Posted January 10, 2008 It's better then being invited along just to fix the car if it broke Focking people here I make good tacos too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted January 10, 2008 It's better then being invited along just to fix the car if it broke Focking people here Ha, don't take it so hard. What I really meant was that you appear to be the only one of us with any discernable real-world skills which makes you an important part to this hypothetical scenario. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
