Al Gore can kiss my frostbitten ass

[drobeski 3,061]

this thread is not real, it does not exist, the world has already ended due to MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMNG

[NorthernVike 2,083]

-60 wind chill this morning.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

If it wasn't for MMGW that would be -61.

[OldMaid 2,130]

-60 wind chill this morning.

Go hang your pecker out the window doing 60mph. TIA

[drobeski 3,061]

Go hang your pecker out the window doing 60mph. TIA

you're an mmgwer ?

[OldMaid 2,130]

you're an mmgwer ?

Nah... I just want to see NV freeze his d!ck off.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,415]

Nah... I just want to see NV freeze his d!ck off.

 

 

I heard a rumor that he has a hat specially made for his d!ck in cold weather.

[Mungwater 596]

 

 

I heard a rumor that he has a hat specially made for his d!ck in cold weather.

He just uses the top hat from monopoly

[Kanil 520]

Messed up. Was taking my dog for a quick walk to the mailbox and had my big skiing mittens on. I generally take the leash, which hangs in the garage (this is important information) with me but leave the dog off of it. As I went to open the mailbox I realized my hands were too full for me to open it with the leash in my hand. Being the resourceful person I am, I decided to hold it in my mouth. Long story short, the metal piece that you clip onto the collar hit my tongue. It was there for literally about 1/4 of a second before I realized what was happening and pulled it out of my mouth, along with a chunk of tongue. Eff winter.

[jerryskids 6,740]

Messed up. Was taking my dog for a quick walk to the mailbox and had my big skiing mittens on. I generally take the leash, which hangs in the garage (this is important information) with me but leave the dog off of it. As I went to open the mailbox I realized my hands were too full for me to open it with the leash in my hand. Being the resourceful person I am, I decided to hold it in my mouth. Long story short, the metal piece that you clip onto the collar hit my tongue. It was there for literally about 1/4 of a second before I realized what was happening and pulled it out of my mouth, along with a chunk of tongue. Eff winter.

I triple dog dare you to do it again.

[SUXBNME 1,485]

With your weiner

[edjr 6,580]

hmmmm