Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted July 15, 2008 A second spitter! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
footballpowers 0 Posted July 15, 2008 I am the master of my domain! (also not really) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronToe Nedney 0 Posted July 15, 2008 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted July 15, 2008 Little Jerry's a lean mean peckin' machine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted July 15, 2008 A Festivus for the rest of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted July 15, 2008 The Card says Moops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted July 15, 2008 I will show you the stooges! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pt_mck 7 Posted July 15, 2008 "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man returning soup at a deli" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,177 Posted July 15, 2008 It was a one in a million shot doc, one in a million   "million to one" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo5 0 Posted July 15, 2008 "Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me." Â GEORGE: Hey, Jerry, remember Frogger? I used to be so into this game. Gettin' that frog across the street was my entire life. Â JERRY: Yeah. And then you went on to...Well, it's a good game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted July 15, 2008 Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted July 15, 2008 Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that don't ya -- the Jews! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted July 15, 2008 My name is Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 549 Posted July 15, 2008 John Lovitz character, revealing to George he's faking cancer to get sympathy: Â Â Lovitz: George, I'm living a lie. George: ppfftttt...just one? I'm living like twenty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted July 15, 2008 You bad man! You very very bad man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 935 Posted July 15, 2008 Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted July 15, 2008 jerry........newman........2000........NEWMANIUM!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted July 15, 2008 George is gettin upset!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted July 15, 2008 Hey, I'm on First and...First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted July 15, 2008 A George divided against itself cannot stand! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted July 15, 2008 "Toasting makes me uncomfortable. But toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let's toast to toast." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted July 15, 2008 Hey, I'm on First and...First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe. Â an all time favorite of mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted July 15, 2008 Yeah, I know what you're thinking: "What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books?" Well let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down opening a book, right now, in a branch of the local library, and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or, maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld. Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for you, joy-boy: Party time is over. You got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted July 15, 2008 The haunting memories of lost love. May I? (signals to Mickey) Lights? (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar) Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted July 15, 2008 "Yada... yada... yada..." Women can yada through sex because the story usually lasts longer than the sex did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,475 Posted July 15, 2008 "Now, you do want your mail, don't you Mr. Kramer?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Like Me 0 Posted July 15, 2008 "The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it. It's too high. It's in no-man's land. You look like you live with your mother." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Like Me 0 Posted July 15, 2008 "Again with the sweatpants?" "What? I'm comfortable." "You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hitman29 0 Posted July 15, 2008 Remember Jerry, it's not a lie...if you believe it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hitman29 0 Posted July 15, 2008 Son of a bang! Son of a Boom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted July 16, 2008 Technically, the opposite of tuna would be the salmon, since the salmon swims upstream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thePIMPmaster 0 Posted July 16, 2008 What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,630 Posted July 16, 2008 "I'm going to make the people feel my gonorrhea...and feel the gonorrhea in themselves!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cribdog 0 Posted July 16, 2008 maybe the dingo ate your baby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barnaby Wilde 0 Posted July 16, 2008 Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -it's delicious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted July 16, 2008 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things hanging down there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
