phenom 0 Posted August 30, 2008 There's always one retard that not only reaches for someone but takes the word reach to a whole new definition. I'm ready for a good laugh.....tell me what the funniest pick you saw this year was. mine's easy.....$50 12 team league and the with the 14th overall pick of our live draft I hear...................Ronnie Brown!!!! BTW the same owner thought it necessary to selct Pierre Thomas in the 7th Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chief71 0 Posted August 30, 2008 #2 overall MBIII....from a dallas homer #7 overall McFadden(here in Arkansas...not so surprising) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornKobb 48 Posted August 30, 2008 blind auction league $100 salary cap. 17.50 spent on Dallas Clark.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogbert 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Not really a bad pick, but a guy selected David Bowie instead of Dwayne Bowe. We all had a good laugh out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SVTHORD 0 Posted August 30, 2008 A Penn State homer drafted Tony Hunt in the 10th round on Wednesday..... He's not even a lock to make the team and if he does it will likely be as a fullback. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denverdonkey 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Vice Young in the fourth. Fifth QB taken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreadlocks34 0 Posted August 30, 2008 #2 overall MBIII....from a dallas homer #7 overall McFadden(here in Arkansas...not so surprising) At this point I don't think you can call taking Barber at 2 completely laughable. He certainly should be considered to be in the top 5 picks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Eyes 0 Posted August 30, 2008 I was looking through the draft of a league my friend plays in, and someone drafted Danny Amendola. That made me laugh. That's a deep, deep, deep sleeper. If you haven't been watching Hard Knocks, you've probably never heard of the guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sirwinzalot 1 Posted August 30, 2008 Vincent Jackson in the fifth round, when Burress, Welker, Marshall, Bowe, and Jennings were all still on the board. Glad the guys in my division. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricanrockers 39 Posted August 30, 2008 years ago, someone selected Kordell 'slash' Stewart #1 in my league.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgumm23 2 Posted August 30, 2008 [Cedric Benson 8th round. Nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted August 30, 2008 A couple from my league that left me scratching my head: Reaches: Brady at 4th overall SJax slipping to 8th overall Manning at 11th (this was after Saturday listed out for 6+ weeks) Outright laugh offs: Kevin Curtis in the fourth (he also was the one that reached for Brady) Hasselback in like the fifth round when D.A. and Warner still on the board. The guy did grab VY as his backup though in the 7th. Someone drafted Ronnie Brown and Rudi Johnson. Not outright laughable early but still early. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted August 30, 2008 Our auction was held last week. Towards the end we had several teams with a lot of cap space and few running backs so Rudi Johnson ended up going for $22.00 out of $100 cap space.. There were 3 teams bidding on him. I was laughing out loud at these guys but they were desperate. Rudi was the 7th most expensive running back in the auction... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan6 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Somebody took the Chargers DEF in Round 6, and we all mocked him for reaching so early for a DEF and two picks later a guy took the Patriots DEF. After sitting and watching us mock the one guy for reaching, this guy reaches as well for a DEF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinsey1986 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Redskins Homer picked up Jason Campbell in the 7th, then in the 10th picked up Mark Brunell "Gotta handcuff my qb" "Dude...brunell is in New orleans" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bills04 46 Posted August 30, 2008 In my 10-team, 20-round draft - FOUR teams have TWO kickers?!? CIN RB R. Johnson went in the middle of the 5th round?!? 1st DEF taken was MIN - in the 6th round. In the 7th round, the SAME OWNER took DAL kicker. (He was one of the four team owners that took two KCRs - shocking, I know!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted August 30, 2008 In my 10-team, 20-round draft - FOUR teams have TWO kickers?!? CIN RB R. Johnson went in the middle of the 5th round?!? 1st DEF taken was MIN - in the 6th round. In the 7th round, the SAME OWNER took DAL kicker. (He was one of the four team owners that took two KCRs - shocking, I know!) What's wrong with 2 kickers? You will need one for the bye week anyway.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzf5c5 0 Posted August 30, 2008 I have you all beat.....Newbie to FF I believe....In our live draft. TAKEN AT 1.3 .......................CHICAGO BEARS DEFENSE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted August 30, 2008 I have you all beat.....Newbie to FF I believe....In our live draft. TAKEN AT 1.3 .......................CHICAGO BEARS DEFENSE! No focking way; you're lying! WINNAH! That's got to be the dumbest move right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bills04 46 Posted August 30, 2008 To lambert58: One can ALWAYS find a bye-week replacement for a kicker - WHEN you need one. "Why" waste a roster-spot on a player you will use ONCE, when instead you can take a "flyer" on a skill player (SEA WR C. Taylor, for instance) - that you might actually use as a starter (e.g., when Seattle plays St. Louis)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,417 Posted August 30, 2008 I have you all beat.....Newbie to FF I believe....In our live draft. TAKEN AT 1.3 .......................CHICAGO BEARS DEFENSE! Can't compete with that. I'm in a keeper league, keep up to 7 but no minimum. Most RBs with a pulse are kept, and those that aren't/rooks are scooped up early. Last year with the second overall pick a guy picked Tom Brady. Brady? Are you nuts taking him that early?! I ridiculed him mercilessly. Err.... umm.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JazzyJeff30 0 Posted August 30, 2008 I can give you a few all from the same guy in my $70 keeper league. Portis #3 overall .... Sorry I just think the Skins offense has looked terrible 5.3 Stephen Gostkowski NE K 12.10 Najah Davenport FA RB 23.03 Drew Carter Oak WR .... We drafted the day after he tore his ACL. Honorable Mention: He kept Delhomme as his 7th rounder this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Gladstone 33 Posted August 30, 2008 Last year some jerkoff took the Baltimore D with their first pick. Needless to say he wasn't invited back this year. About 5 years ago, the year before I entered the league, my friend told me that a guy took Najeh Davenport with his first pick. They even stopped the draft and everybody tried to talk him out of it, letting him pick again. He was hell bent on taking Najeh, since he had read some article where Favre was talking him up. the dude is good friends with the commisioner and has been pleading to get back into the league since. Nothing wild this year. LJ went with like the 7th pick, but other then that everything was standard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
49ers_suck 0 Posted August 30, 2008 got a new "chick" in a league i'm in. $50 buy-in 10 teamer. she is a hawks homer. she took hassellbeck in the 2nd round! thanks for the $50 donation! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Gladstone 33 Posted August 30, 2008 got a new "chick" in a league i'm in. $50 buy-in 10 teamer. she is a hawks homer. she took hassellbeck in the 2nd round! thanks for the $50 donation! Secretly, the ladies get moist over bald men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
49ers_suck 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Secretly, the ladies get moist over bald men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonewall 647 Posted August 30, 2008 In 1998, I got in a local league that has been in existence since 1985.....probably one of the oldest around. This is a 12 team church league and we have a live draft each season. Last night we drafted and the same story was told that is told every year during the 1st round that makes everyone tear-up from laughing so hard. This did occur before I became an owner, but we still having several founding members who witnessed it. An owner had pick 1.3 and chose..........Al Del Greco!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runner06 0 Posted August 30, 2008 The following picks were taken in my 14-team main league: 2.06 Donovan McNabb 2.13 Michael Turner (ahead of Reggie Bush in a .5 PPR league. Bush went to me at 3.03. Figured that might happen.) 4.06 Julius Jones (ahead of both Chad Ocho Cinco and Calvin Johnson) 4.07 Ronnie Brown (ahead of both Chad Ocho Cinco and Calvin Johnson) 7.09 Bubba Franks The following defenses went in the 6th or 7th round: Minnesota (6.01), San Diego (6.02), Pittsburgh (6.06), Chicago (7.02), & New England defense (7.08) The following kickers were taken in the 9th or 10th round: Nick Folk (9.02), Shayne Graham (9.08), Adam Vinatieri (9.12), Nate Kaeding (10.04), & Rob Bironas (10.14) The league drafted considerably better this year though. Some infamous picks I remember from last year include Chicago at 1.14, Baltimore at 2.11, and Devin Hester at 3.04. Somehow, probably because of the truly ridiculous number of injuries I have incurred each year (currently averaging three significant injuries a year to my top 6 picks/a player I got by trading my 3rd round pick for), I have never made the playoffs in my previous three years in this league and have an overall record of 13-26. Hopefully, I finally make the playoffs this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eviloutsider 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Back during the two-headed monster days in Chicago of Anthony Thomas and Thomas Jones, one of the guys in out league drafted Anthony Jones, trying pick both of them with one pick I guess. Also, two years ago D. Davis went in the first after it was announced he was done for the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hitman29 0 Posted August 30, 2008 I don't have any off the wall picks yet. I have my main league draft on Monday. I have an all time classic from 2005. This was my first year in this 12 team IDP league. Dude at the turn, who was the commish AND defending league champion, selects Ray Lewis and Brian Urlacher with his first 2 picks. His reasoning was that his IDP's carried him to the title the year before. I had 11th pick and was worried that he was going to take one of the players I had eyed up on the way back. I ended up getting both players I wanted, basically had 2 picks in a row. I ended up winning that league 2 years in a row and was not invited back for a third year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurence Maroney's Nuts 2 Posted August 30, 2008 Julius Jones going 24th overall... That was the only one that made go wtf! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonewall 647 Posted August 30, 2008 The following picks were taken in my 14-team main league: 2.06 Donovan McNabb 2.13 Michael Turner (ahead of Reggie Bush in a .5 PPR league. Bush went to me at 3.03. Figured that might happen.) 4.06 Julius Jones (ahead of both Chad Ocho Cinco and Calvin Johnson) 4.07 Ronnie Brown (ahead of both Chad Ocho Cinco and Calvin Johnson) 7.09 Bubba Franks The following defenses went in the 6th or 7th round: Minnesota (6.01), San Diego (6.02), Pittsburgh (6.06), Chicago (7.02), & New England defense (7.08) The following kickers were taken in the 9th or 10th round: Nick Folk (9.02), Shayne Graham (9.08), Adam Vinatieri (9.12), Nate Kaeding (10.04), & Rob Bironas (10.14) The league drafted considerably better this year though. Some infamous picks I remember from last year include Chicago at 1.14, Baltimore at 2.11, and Devin Hester at 3.04. Somehow, probably because of the truly ridiculous number of injuries I have incurred each year (currently averaging three significant injuries a year to my top 6 picks/a player I got by trading my 3rd round pick for), I have never made the playoffs in my previous three years in this league and have an overall record of 13-26. Hopefully, I finally make the playoffs this year. Actually, I believe that the Turner pick could end up being a sweet one.....did anyone notice the 50 and 60 yard runs that the Burner was tearing off during preseason? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkustes03 4 Posted August 30, 2008 I had someone take Ronnie Brown in the 10 spot in a 50$ Money league. We all got a good laugh from a red faced fantasy donator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted August 30, 2008 To lambert58: One can ALWAYS find a bye-week replacement for a kicker - WHEN you need one. "Why" waste a roster-spot on a player you will use ONCE, when instead you can take a "flyer" on a skill player (SEA WR C. Taylor, for instance) - that you might actually use as a starter (e.g., when Seattle plays St. Louis)! I am a firm believer that kickers are an important part of fantasy football. I would not be happy with picking up any kicker as a bye week replacement when I can have two solid weapons. Not only is having 2 weapons good for my team but it also weakens other teams who don't put any thought into kickers. If I have a kicker who is scoring 8-12 points consistantly it is much better than having a kicker who scores 2-6 consistantly. I would much rather have Crosby and Kaeding than picking up "any ole kicker". Give me players who I know will play, despite position, instead of taking a flyer on a 5th wide receiver for the 49'ers any day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anty63 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Earnest graham at 1.12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mambokings 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Just this year someone in my $$$ league drafted Tom Brady #1 overall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flint5 4 Posted August 30, 2008 Jerome Bettis as the No. 1 pick in the 1998 draft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flint5 4 Posted August 30, 2008 years ago, someone selected Kordell 'slash' Stewart #1 in my league.... My God I feel your pain, I did the same thing during my 1st fantasy draft in 98. urgh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flint5 4 Posted August 30, 2008 years ago, someone selected Kordell 'slash' Stewart #1 in my league.... My God I feel your pain, I did the same thing during my 1st fantasy draft in 98. urgh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
49ers_suck 0 Posted August 30, 2008 In 1998, I got in a local league that has been in existence since 1985.....probably one of the oldest around. This is a 12 team church league and we have a live draft each season. Last night we drafted and the same story was told that is told every year during the 1st round that makes everyone tear-up from laughing so hard. This did occur before I became an owner, but we still having several founding members who witnessed it. An owner had pick 1.3 and chose..........Al Del Greco!!! wow. had to be joke, right? that is the worst pick of all time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites