Whenever I see a commercial for African children

[phillybear 366]

....I laugh my focking ass off. Holy fock. Is there anything more funny? They make these Aw Shucks, I'm Sad faces, but you know as soon as the director yells cut, they spring up and start yelling at their agent about the lack of brie in the buffet lunch. Fock Africa. I hope the whole continent dies. And they make a commercial out of it.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Commercials for African Children? Are they 2-for-1 at Target or something?

[peenie 1,915]

phillybear, -1, your post was not funny nor entertaining.

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

 

That had better be a happy state of shock, or I'm running away again!

[pimptastic69 0]

When they get their solar powered laptops, who are they going to call for technical assistance whenever the internet goes down? Secondly, do they have phones?

[jets24 6]

Peenie's wrong. Funny, light-hearted and good for the whole family. Well done Philly.

 

GOTY ladies and gentleman.

[phillybear 366]

Let me see if I can further articulate what my drunken thread means.

 

Africa is a hell hole. You can step off a plane, stub your toe, and get AIDS. You can walk across the runway and get mauled by a lion. The bubonic plague is making a comeback. You can feed a village for 30 cents a day. Yeah? Really? How about all that free money that countries around the world donate to Africa each and every year. Billions and billions of dollars. How about all the fundraisers? Where the fock is all this money? Shouldn't the villages be paved in gold by now. And then we get the audacity of organizations to buy commerical time beg us to donate more to the cause. Fock you. When those commercials come on, I laugh my ass off. I hope Starvin Marvin gets eaten by a hippo. I don't want any more of my tax money going to these awful countries, much less donate my money to them.

 

And whenever I see the dopey Sarah McLachlan and those stupid abused animals on my TV, and so badly want to wrap my hands around the critters' necks and squeeze until their haids pop off.

[remote controller 143]

Happy New Year, and better luck to both the Seahawks and the Packers, not to mention Africa, and abused animals.

[tikigods 76]

They need to learn how to farm better.

[remote controller 143]

They need to learn how to farm better.

........or move where there's food

[KingofBeer 0]

maybe i'll move to some shithole piece of land and then when i'm hungry i'll ask the people around the world for money. when they say "hey, why don't you move to better land or learn new a new skill", i'll respond with "no, send A LOT more money because even though i'm living in this shithole having a hard time surviving i'm having lots of unprotected sex". maybe the people around the world could set up some sort of fund to support my shithole community and cause even more problems in the future.

 

that's my plan, and i think it's a good one

[tikigods 76]

maybe i'll move to some shithole piece of land and then when i'm hungry i'll ask the people around the world for money. when they say "hey, why don't you move to better land or learn new a new skill", i'll respond with "no, send A LOT more money because even though i'm living in this shithole having a hard time surviving i'm having lots of unprotected sex". maybe the people around the world could set up some sort of fund to support my shithole community and cause even more problems in the future.

 

that's my plan, and i think it's a good one

 

Congress already came up with this, it's called the 700 Billion Dollar Bank Bailout.

[buffalobillsffl2003 0]

They look pretty healthy to me...some are even kinda fat.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

[Angry White Male 0]

Holy shiot.... :headbanger:

 

That's the funniest focking thing I've ever heard. phillybear, you're so money and you don't even know it. Nobody, and I mean nobody, does edgy comedy like you. You're still the king.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

My favorite is the Baptist missionaries that go down there to preach Jeebus and absitance. If I was some starving aids ridden african dude, and the Baptists came by with that sh!t, I would cut myself and stab them. Give them a nice case of AIDS to take home to texas. Of course, the chick missionaries I would infect by more traditional means.

 

Fockers.

 

And yeah philly, that Sarah McLauglan animal commercial pisses me off too. I mean, assuming you are a do-gooder who gives a fock about others, or the world in general, worrying about the plight of stray dogs and cats while actual PEOPLE starve, die of disease, etc., is like sitting in an old rusted out Yugo that is up on cement blocks and has a tree growing throught the engine, and worrying that the dome light is burned out. A completely short sighted, ridiculous waste of time and resources.

 

Here's and idea... How bout we round up all sarah's abondoned dogs and cats, and send em to africa, along with a couple of barbecue grills. Bing bang, two birds, one stone. If its good enough for asians, its good enough for africans.

[FeelingMN 273]

My favorite is the Baptist missionaries that go down there to preach Jeebus and absitance. If I was some starving aids ridden african dude, and the Baptists came by with that sh!t, I would cut myself and stab them. Give them a nice case of AIDS to take home to texas. Of course, the chick missionaries I would infect by more traditional means.

 

Fockers.

 

And yeah philly, that Sarah McLauglan animal commercial pisses me off too. I mean, assuming you are a do-gooder who gives a fock about others, or the world in general, worrying about the plight of stray dogs and cats while actual PEOPLE starve, die of disease, etc., is like sitting in an old rusted out Yugo that is up on cement blocks and has a tree growing throught the engine, and worrying that the dome light is burned out. A completely short sighted, ridiculous waste of time and resources.

Here's and idea... How bout we round up all sarah's abondoned dogs and cats, and send em to africa, along with a couple of barbecue grills. Bing bang, two birds, one stone. If its good enough for asians, its good enough for africans.

 

But the Titans game sold out in 7 minutes, and yet you work at the epicenter of Nashville's skid row where actual PEOPLE starve, die of diesease, etc.

 

People will spend according to their respective affinities. I got nothing wrong with people helping out some helpless pooch or pussy. What I got a problem with is the overhanded marketing. The sappy sorrowful music. The manipulated camera shots. The has been whores who whine from my set compelling me to help change the world for pennies a day. This is not to say their causes aren't worthy of our attention. I actually think they are. I'm just against the manipulative marketing. And I'm against solving any problem just by throwing money at it. Whenever money is involved, there's usually corruption. And this is partly the reason why Africa continues to be the sh!thouse of the world.

[EAwer 1]

And I'm against solving any problem just by throwing money at it. Whenever money is involved, there's usually corruption. And this is partly the reason why Africa continues to be the sh!thouse of the world.

 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

This should change your mind. How could you want the whole nation to burn?

 

When I see those commercials, I think of Memphis. They have the best dry rub ribs.

[kilroy69 1,251]

phillybear, -1, your post was not funny nor entertaining.

Hell I give you a +2 just for making peenie think its not funny.

 

 

 

Also I often wonder why they dont just make a meal out of the flies. Seems like that is something they have a lot of.