jocstrap 8 Posted May 3, 2009 Thanks Melissa and Mangas - - The New Orleans boys take the cake. An instant classic on the offseason arrests! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melissa Stark 1 Posted May 4, 2009 One of the women told Ealy to stop Um ok, Let's see how many guys can stop instantly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 4, 2009 Um ok, Let's see how many guys can stop instantly Oh, and the rookie. Just Imagine what the Veterans are going to do to his locker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted May 7, 2009 http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/nfl-receiver...15yearold-23706 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 7, 2009 http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/nfl-receiver...15yearold-23706 I guess this counts - - bye bye nfl career on this one I would imagine. Maybe not? thanks Gettnhuge! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted May 7, 2009 Im Chris Hanson with dateline NBC. Take a seat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Gladstone 33 Posted May 9, 2009 http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/nfl-receiver...15yearold-23706 The Bucs sure like to employ rapists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted May 9, 2009 Wide receiver Anthony Mix had been out of the NFL for a year, until he signed with the Buccaneers in January. So he did what any one of us would do: He allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,542 Posted May 9, 2009 Wide receiver Anthony Mix had been out of the NFL for a year, until he signed with the Buccaneers in January. So he did what any one of us would do: He allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old girl. Hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 10, 2009 Wide receiver Anthony Mix had been out of the NFL for a year, until he signed with the Buccaneers in January. So he did what any one of us would do: He allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old girl. I was kind of thinking the same thing here. Does this mean the author of this story is a pedophile also? Time for a firing JIHAD! A sick fock is writer for the SportsbyBrooks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted May 10, 2009 I was kind of thinking the same thing here. Does this mean the author of this story is a pedophile also? Time for a firing JIHAD! A sick fock is writer for the SportsbyBrooks! it means what it does in every sbb post, sarcasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 10, 2009 it means what it does in every sbb post, sarcasm. I don't read sports by brooks - - so I'll take your word for it. Sarcasm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 16, 2009 what's the deal? are brain's coming into play nowadays? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted May 16, 2009 what's the deal? are brain's coming into play nowadays? http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/may/15/ex-...osure-case-por/ A Buffalo Bills player and former South Fork High School star was arrested Thursday, accused of masturbating outside a local woman's house two months ago, according to officials and police records released Friday. Corey Lamar McIntyre, 30, a Buffalo Bill who racked up an impressive high school record, faces a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge following the March 20 incident in Port St. Lucie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 16, 2009 http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/may/15/ex-...osure-case-por/ I thought you were going to throw in a Buffalo BRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE Dui or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKTSWAY 0 Posted May 19, 2009 http://www.kffl.com/player/21000/nfl The Associated Press reports Houston Texans OG Brandon Walker was arrested in Norman, Okla., on a drunken driving complaint. Norman police say Walker was detained early Sunday, May 17, and transferred to the Cleveland County Detention Center. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 19, 2009 Thanks Vikes and WKTSWAY - updated and rolling along with #21. #20 was pretty impressive Vikes - misdemeanor of sexual organs. That was a 1st! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted May 21, 2009 Doesn't count, but: Former NFL running back Travis Henry is in federal custody after violating conditions of his bond. Tampa U.S. Magistrate Judge Mark Pizzo ruled Tuesday that Henry violated bond conditions set by a Montana judge when he consumed alcohol. He was arrested by U.S. Marshals and Polk County sheriff's deputies in Auburndale. http://sports.excite.com/news/05202009/v3497.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 21, 2009 Doesn't count, but:http://sports.excite.com/news/05202009/v3497.html this guy just needs to do all the taxpayers a favor, and jump into a river with weights tied to his legs. I'm probably having to spend $50.00 on him a year myself for his court appearances and unemployement for his 11 kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKTSWAY 0 Posted May 23, 2009 Harmless enough (probably), but it still counts: http://www.kffl.com/player/21331/nfl Clarence E. Hill Jr., of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, reports Dallas Cowboys FB Asaph Schwapp was arrested Friday, May 22, on suspicion of carrying a prohibited weapon. Security found a throwing star in his bag when he was trying to board a flight. Schwapp said he collects martial arts weapons. Police said Schwapp was very cooperative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 23, 2009 Harmless enough (probably), but it still counts: http://www.kffl.com/player/21331/nfl Clarence E. Hill Jr., of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, reports Dallas Cowboys FB Asaph Schwapp was arrested Friday, May 22, on suspicion of carrying a prohibited weapon. Security found a throwing star in his bag when he was trying to board a flight. Schwapp said he collects martial arts weapons. Police said Schwapp was very cooperative. added - thanks again WKTSWAY throwing stars probable show up in the XRAY line. What was he thinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foamfinger 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Miami Dolphins defensive end Randy Starks has been charged with using his truck to hit a police officer who tried to stop the vehicle on foot. http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/11782844 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 25, 2009 ADDED - thanks foamfinger - what was this guy thinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 988 Posted May 26, 2009 Published Tue May 26 10:23:28 a.m. CT 2009 (KFFL) Alex Marvez, of FOXSports.com, reports there have been 27 NFL player arrests so far in 2009, including at least one bust on all but five of 21 weekends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 26, 2009 Published Tue May 26 10:23:28 a.m. CT 2009 (KFFL) Alex Marvez, of FOXSports.com, reports there have been 27 NFL player arrests so far in 2009, including at least one bust on all but five of 21 weekends. Yea I read that today. We don't start keeping track here until the Superbowl ends. I wonder if his 27 started from when the regular season ended? I would like to see his list compared to ours. Or he could just be approximating b/c he's not as informed as FFTODAY"S rap sheet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted May 26, 2009 Yea I read that today. We don't start keeping track here until the Superbowl ends. I wonder if his 27 started from when the regular season ended? I would like to see his list compared to ours. Or he could just be approximating b/c he's not as informed as FFTODAY"S rap sheet. It says in 2009, so I would guess they begin counting on New Year's Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melissa Stark 1 Posted May 26, 2009 Starks, a 25-year-old defensive end, was driving a black Freightliner through bumper-to-bumper traffic around midnight when an officer noticed there were 13 people in the four-person vehicle, including a woman sitting on his lap. Police ran the tag on the truck, which showed the license plate was not registered to that vehicle. Man, what are these guys thinking...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 27, 2009 Yea I read that today. We don't start keeping track here until the Superbowl ends. I wonder if his 27 started from when the regular season ended? I would like to see his list compared to ours. Or he could just be approximating b/c he's not as informed as FFTODAY"S rap sheet. He probably counts guys like Travis Henry and others who were not on rosters last year as being included. We are much more selective here at FFToday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 27, 2009 He probably counts guys like Travis Henry and others who were not on rosters last year as being included. We are much more selective here at FFToday. Standards baby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 988 Posted May 27, 2009 Joc, What's the total so far? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 27, 2009 Joc, What's the total so far? Let me check post #1 - Come on now Gepetto, get with the program, hold on, wait a minute, I think I found it Just focking with ya 2009 Offseason Arrests #1 - Michael Merritt - TE - KC - rolling a marijuana ciggy in FL parking garage #2 - Darrell Reid - DT - INDY - disorderly conduct - club was full asked 12 X's to let me in. They didn't and #2! #3 - Marshawn Lynch - RB - BUF - possession of concealed firearm - loaded gun in Benz #4 - Roderick Green - LB - SF - 4 misdemeanours - reckless driving, unlawfully carrying a weapon, possession of marijuana, and interfering with the duties of an officer #5 - Reggie Williams - WR - JAX - DWI and possession of .97 grams of pot - 2 class B misdemeanours #6 - Brandon Marshall - WR - DEN - arrested for disorderly conduct #7 - Matt Jones - WR - JAX - arrested for violation of probation - failed drug test - alcohol #8 - Gerald Sensabaugh - S - DAL - arrested a few times, most recently for driving with suspended license #9 - David Macklin - DB - KC - arrested on druken driving chargers #10 - Albert Haynesworth - DT - WAS - charged with reckless driving and driving vehichle w/ expired registration - #11 - Cornell Green - OT - OAK - arrested for aggravated batter/domestic violence - our first hit da ho! #12 - Dante Stallworth - WR - CLE - charged with DUI manslaughter #13 - Reggie Williams - WR - FA now - arrested fellony drug charge + a couple taser shots for good luck #14 - Leon Hall - CB - CIN - DUI - a very polite arrest #15 - Dante Whitner - DB - BUF - arrested for aggravated disorderly conduct and resisting arrest - and 1 good shock with the stun gun #16 - Shaun Phillips - LB - SD - misdemeanor battery - hit a security guard in the face #17 and #18 were together - Biren Ealy WR, Kolonoma Kapanui TE - Saints - were charged Sunday with obscenity, disturbing the peace and lewd conduct for allegedly being drunk, urinating in public and exposing themselves. WE HAVE A WIENER! 2 OF THEM!!!!!!!!! #19 Anthony Mix - WR - TB - - charged with sex with a 15 year old. #20 - Corey McIntyre - BUF - masturbating outside a womans house - misdemeanor exposer of sexual organs #21 - Brandon Walker - OG - HOU - drunken driving #22 - Asaph Schwapp - FB - DAL - arrested 4 carrying a prohibited weapon boarding a plane - throwing star! #23 - Randy Starks - DE - MIA - aggravated battery - swerved his truck and hit police officer in chest with vehicle 2009 SCORECARD POT - 1 Disorderly Conduct - 2 Gun Arrests - 1 Car Issues - 9 Disorderly Conduct - 2 aggravated battery/domestic violence/hit da ho - 2 Drug Charges other than Pot - 1 Ealy & Kapunui - 2 These guys get to start their own category Underaged Sex -1 Exposer of Sexual Organs - 1 Prohibited Weapon - 1 Jocstrap's Notes - Randy Starks had 13 people in his car built for 4 people. A police officer on foot was trying to stop him in heavy traffic and he hit the police officer in the chest with his vehichle and pinned him up against another car. WHAT A DUMBAZZS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted May 30, 2009 http://sports.excite.com/news/05292009/v7769.html Atlanta Falcons offensive lineman Quinn Ojinnaka is free on bond after being accused of fighting with his wife over his Facebook activity, police said Friday. Police said Ojinnaka's wife confronted him about contact with a female friend on Facebook. Police said he tossed her down some stairs and threw her out of their house in Suwanee late Tuesday. Only the 3rd wife beater this year. Usually it's higher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKTSWAY 0 Posted May 30, 2009 http://sports.excite.com/news/05292009/v7769.htmlOnly the 3rd wife beater this year. Usually it's higher. And it's over Facebook too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted June 25, 2009 http://sports.excite.com/news/06252009/v8105.html Seahawks fullback Owen Schmitt has apologized for "poor judgment" after getting arrested in a Seattle suburb for investigation of drunken driving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted August 5, 2009 Number 26 Philadelphia Eagles defensive end Juqua Parker(notes) was arrested on a marijuana possession charge early Wednesday near the team’s training camp in northeast Pennsylvania. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOBKVJR 0 Posted August 5, 2009 Pssstttt !! it is no longer the off season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted August 5, 2009 Pssstttt !! it is no longer the off season. No games being played = offseason. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted August 14, 2009 Man, sorry I missed these Vikes and WKTSWAY. It's been slow arrests for a while. What is the deal? END OF OFF SEASON OFFICIALLY ENDS WHEN TENNESSEE AND PITTSBURGH KICKOFF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted August 14, 2009 Man, sorry I missed these Vikes and WKTSWAY. It's been slow arrests for a while. What is the deal? END OF OFF SEASON OFFICIALLY ENDS WHEN TENNESSEE AND PITTSBURGH KICKOFF With the teams coming together for workouts, it gives the doucheb@gs less time to do stupid stuff on their own. And that last arrest made me one of the 19% with the right answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted August 14, 2009 With the teams coming together for workouts, it gives the doucheb@gs less time to do stupid stuff on their own. And that last arrest made me one of the 19% with the right answer. yes, tell #26 that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
