2009 offseason arrests!

[jocstrap 8]

This is our third year keeping track of how bad NFLer's are in the offseason. Once Superbowl ends - - Rules are....anything officially charged is fair game....players must be on an active roster...coaches are not players. We had a total of 36 documented incidences 2008. Driving infractions led the pack last year with a total of 9 infractions, closely followed with chick beatings at 8 counts. Pot was a solid third at 6 puffs but couldn't keep up with the big time thugsters. This year we will closely document and monitor how these primetimers act.

 

2009 Offseason Arrests

 

#1 - Michael Merritt - TE - KC - rolling a marijuana ciggy in FL parking garage

#2 - Darrell Reid - DT - INDY - disorderly conduct - club was full asked 12 X's to let me in. They didn't and #2!

#3 - Marshawn Lynch - RB - BUF - possession of concealed firearm - loaded gun in Benz

#4 - Roderick Green - LB - SF - 4 misdemeanours - reckless driving, unlawfully carrying a weapon, possession of marijuana, and interfering with the duties of an officer

#5 - Reggie Williams - WR - JAX - DWI and possession of .97 grams of pot - 2 class B misdemeanours

#6 - Brandon Marshall - WR - DEN - arrested for disorderly conduct

#7 - Matt Jones - WR - JAX - arrested for violation of probation - failed drug test - alcohol

#8 - Gerald Sensabaugh - S - DAL - arrested a few times, most recently for driving with suspended license

#9 - David Macklin - DB - KC - arrested on druken driving chargers

#10 - Albert Haynesworth - DT - WAS - charged with reckless driving and driving vehichle w/ expired registration -

#11 - Cornell Green - OT - OAK - arrested for aggravated batter/domestic violence - our first hit da ho!

#12 - Dante Stallworth - WR - CLE - charged with DUI manslaughter

#13 - Reggie Williams - WR - FA now - arrested fellony drug charge + a couple taser shots for good luck

#14 - Leon Hall - CB - CIN - DUI - a very polite arrest

#15 - Dante Whitner - DB - BUF - arrested for aggravated disorderly conduct and resisting arrest - and 1 good shock with the stun gun

#16 - Shaun Phillips - LB - SD - misdemeanor battery - hit a security guard in the face

#17 and #18 were together - Biren Ealy WR, Kolonoma Kapanui TE - Saints - were charged Sunday with obscenity, disturbing the peace and lewd conduct for allegedly being drunk, urinating in public and exposing themselves. WE HAVE A WIENER! 2 OF THEM!!!!!!!!!

#19 Anthony Mix - WR - TB - - charged with sex with a 15 year old.

#20 - Corey McIntyre - BUF - masturbating outside a womans house - misdemeanor exposer of sexual organs

#21 - Brandon Walker - OG - HOU - drunken driving

#22 - Asaph Schwapp - FB - DAL - arrested 4 carrying a prohibited weapon boarding a plane - throwing star!

#23 - Randy Starks - DE - MIA - aggravated battery - swerved his truck and hit police officer in chest with vehicle

#24 - Quinn Ojinnaka - OL - ATL - threw the chick down the stairs over a facebook argument!

#25 - Owen Schmitt - FB - SEA - DUI

#26 - Juqua Parker - DE - PHI - pot possession near his training camp - can't give up the summer drug eh?

#27 - Aqip Talib - CB - TB - simple battery and resisting arrest - hitting the cabby in the ear/neck

#28 - Chris Davis - WR - TEN - DUI

#29 - Shawne Merriman - LB - SD - Assault - choked his tv star girlfriend

 

2009 SCORECARD

 

POT - 2

Disorderly Conduct - 2

Gun Arrests - 1

Car Issues - 11

Disorderly Conduct - 2

aggravated battery/domestic violence/hit da ho - 5

Drug Charges other than Pot - 1

Ealy & Kapunui - 2 These guys get to start their own category

Underaged Sex -1

Exposer of Sexual Organs - 1

Prohibited Weapon - 1

 

Jocstrap's Notes - #29 - Merriman - must have been drunk on hard liquor - couldn't control his anger - choke da ho!

 

last years rap sheet...

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...&hl=arrests

 

#1 - Willie Andrew DB NE - - pot possession and driving an unregistered car

#2 - Roscoe Parrish WR/PR BUF - DUI

#3 - Jerome Mathis WR/KR TEX - choked his pregnant girlfriend

#4 - Andre Hall RB DEN - - driving with a bad drivers license

#5 - Fabian Washington CB OAK - Domestic Battery

#6 - Mike Patterson DT PHI - - marijuana found in car after minor wreck

#7 - Bryant Mckinnie T MIN - - aggravated battery - street brawl - after night club

#8 - KEVIN FAULK - RB - NE - - he had 4 marijuana cigarettes at a LIL Wayne concert

#9 - Marcus Thomas DT - DEN - - suspicion of possession of a controlled substance

#10 - James Harrison LB - PIT - - simple assault and criminal mischief - - slap the chick in the face

#11 - Dwayne Jarrett WR - CAR - - DUI

#12 - Jacoby Jones WR - Texans - DWI

#13 - Chris Henry again again again WR CIN- assault and criminal damaging

#14 - Kenny Wright DB - CLE - evading arrest and marijuana

#15 - Reagan Mauia FB - MIA - misdemeanor Battery - if this was a chick beating I'll add to the 3, edit - not a chick

#16 - Kenton Keith RB - INDY - misdemeanor's's's - disorderly conduct, resisting law enforcement, public intoxication and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. WEAK BUT ON THE BOARD!

#17 - Rocky Bernard DT - SEA - misdemeanor domestic violence assault (beat that ho)

#18 - Kalvin Pearson S - DET - aggravated battery - choking a pregnant women (his to be kid)

#19 - Darion Scott DL - MIN - suspicion of assault and malicious punishment of a child

#20 - Donald Strickland DB - SF - suspiscion of public intoxication and resisting arrest

#21 - Cedric Benson - RB - CHI - Boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest - when are these guys going to learn to get a driver - they make too much money to get a BWI!

#22 - Michael Boley - SLB - ATL - Battery at his house - physical with his wife of 1 year - chick beating I suppose?

#23 - Lofa Tatupa - LB - SEA - DUI

#24 - Charles Grant - DE - NO - Involuntary manslaughter - fracas occured at a night club, Grant stabbed in neck, somebody was shot and killed, Grant was not holding the gun. YIKES! This will cost in lawyer fees.

#25 - Nicholas Kaczur - OL - NE - - illegal painpills - then undercover agent for 3 drug transactions while recording w/DEA

#26 - Cedric Benson - yes he too was # 21 above! DUI this time you dumb azzs just after a BWI which I've never heard of

#27 - JJ Arington - RB - ARZ - charged with disorderly conduct and contempt of court

#28 - Daren Stone - Safety - ATL - DUI

#29 - Ahmad Bradshaw - RB - NYG - jailed june 15 for undisclosed probation violation - whatever this may be???

#30 - Jevon Kearse - DE - TEN - DUI

#31 - Brandon Marshall - WR - DEN - misdemeanor battery - apparently arrested in March - hit girlfriend in mouth and eye

#32 - Willie Andrews - DB - NE - illegal possession of a large capacity firearm and assault with a deadly weapon(girlfriend)

#33 - Derrick Martin - CB - BAL - misdemeanor drug abuse -trying to sneak pot through cleveland airport! what a dumbazzs

#34 - Matt Jones - WR - Jax - Felony 6 grams coke (maybe distribute) - Bull ###### - this boy was going to consume - pot residue found also. This is bad bad news for a once highly touted 1st rounder - wow you can hit the cellar fast

#35 - Johnny Jolly - GB - DL - felony drug charges - 200 grams of codeine

#36 - Dante Nicholson - TB - S - nightclub fracas - misdemeanor battery & resisting arrest without violence (well that's a good thing I suppose!) Being Tasered 2X is noteworthy

 

Here is 2007's rap sheet - not totally completed, but mid 20's I think is what we ended up with.

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...265419&st=0

[Vikings4ever 496]

I think the doucheb@gs are a little better this year. 26-30

[NorthernVike 2,080]

2nd to vote. 46+

[jocstrap 8]

they are still thugs with money in the off time

 

26-30 for the Strapper

[jocstrap 8]

I think the doucheb@gs are a little better this year. 26-30

 

 

damn you are fast

[Vikings4ever 496]

damn you are fast

[WKTSWAY 0]

The last couple of years, I voted right away for whatever + one you had...

 

With Goodell cracking down so hard on people, it's hard for me to vote 46+

 

I'll go one notch lower and say 41-46...it will still increase from last year...

[Vikings4ever 496]

So close...

 

http://www.10news.com/news/18626674/detail.html

 

Another member of the San Diego Chargers football team has been arrested for allegedly driving drunk, authorities said Monday.

 

California Highway Patrol officers told 10News Monday that Chargers defensive tackle, Jamal Williams, was arrested early Saturday.

[jocstrap 8]

So close...

 

http://www.10news.com/news/18626674/detail.html

 

 

there will be more I'm sure

[wiffleball 4,640]

You need to give an official start date. Anything after last Sunday (SB) right?

 

I actually will take the under at 36 this year. While stupidity will never die, I think we'll see the number trend downward now that players are starting to see the consequences. I know, stop giggling. Maybe it's naive. I'm just calling for less than last year. I'll put it at 26.

[jocstrap 8]

Last years rap sheet is now available on the first post without having to click on a link.

 

Looking back to last year - - I'm going with participant #25 Nicholas Kaczur going undercover for the DEA after he was busted.

 

There were some good ones though

[Melissa Stark 1]

Written August 22, 2008 by Jack Jones

If you like prop betting, or just anything to do with the NFL then you have to love the odds that BetUS has posted on which players and teams will have arrests in 2008. It should be an exciting year on the tabloid front as the Cincinnati Bengals went out and resigned the troubled Chris Henry and now it appears that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is going to fully re-instate Adam “Pacman” Jones to the Dallas Cowboys. Those of us who were hoping that the NFL could get through the season without more ink lining up on the police reports than on the sports pages may be in for a rough go of it yet again.

 

Link

 

 

 

Link to current arrests

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

We also need to make sure that we are clear as to "who" qualifies. Last time we had people submitting former players. I think that we should have guys that were on active rosters at the end of the season (or practice squad) and not guys who had a sip of coffee with the LA Rams.

 

ETA: Put me down for 31-35

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

36-40

 

A slight increase from last year is all I believe we will see.

[jocstrap 8]

Link

Link to current arrests

 

Oh no this can't be serious - from your link above

 

Who will be the first NFL player to get arrested, ordered by most to least likely:

 

Chris Henry 4/6

Adam “Pacman” Jones 1/1

Tank Johnson 2/1

Ray Lewis 5/1

Steve Smith 5/1

Kellen Winslow CLE 6/1

Randy Moss 10/1

Ricky Willams 15/1

Which team will have the most arrests?

Cincinnati Bengals 4/6

Dallas Cowboys 2/1

Carolina Panthers 10/1

Cleveland Browns 15/1

[jocstrap 8]

We also need to make sure that we are clear as to "who" qualifies. Last time we had people submitting former players. I think that we should have guys that were on active rosters at the end of the season (or practice squad) and not guys who had a sip of coffee with the LA Rams.

 

ETA: Put me down for 31-35

 

 

added - thanks

 

not too sure about practice squads though

[berven 0]

Last year's total of 36 was remarkable when you consider the record snowfalls and icy weather that gripped much of the nation in early 2008. Way to go, guys! If the weatherman cooperates and players are better able to get out to the clubs and house parties where offenses often occur, we should see a record-shattering 2009. Call me crazy, but I believe we will hit 55 this year.

[Kopy 491]

Does anyone know what the total from 2007 was?

[Melissa Stark 1]

The link I posted above has them

 

 

link

[Kopy 491]

Not sure if this counts. But it's a great way to start the contest

 

" Terry Glenn-WR- Cowboys Feb. 5 - 10:31 am et

 

 

Former Cowboys receiver Terry Glenn was reportedly arrested at a hotel last week on charges of marijuana possession and public intoxication.

 

Arrested in Irving (TX), Glenn also had four outstanding warrants in a nearby county. Police were summoned to the hotel after Glenn was allegedly "roaming the hallways naked." This likely ends Glenn's career. He tried to get back in the league last year, but both of his knees are in bad shape.

 

"

[jocstrap 8]

Not sure if this counts. But it's a great way to start the contest

 

" Terry Glenn-WR- Cowboys Feb. 5 - 10:31 am et

 

 

Former Cowboys receiver Terry Glenn was reportedly arrested at a hotel last week on charges of marijuana possession and public intoxication.

 

Arrested in Irving (TX), Glenn also had four outstanding warrants in a nearby county. Police were summoned to the hotel after Glenn was allegedly "roaming the hallways naked." This likely ends Glenn's career. He tried to get back in the league last year, but both of his knees are in bad shape.

 

"

 

 

I don't think so - but close - We'll have to get a ruling from Vikes4ever

[surferskin 30]

38

[Vikings4ever 496]

I don't think so - but close - We'll have to get a ruling from Vikes4ever

Wasn't on roster at all last year, so I have to say no.

 

Shame, because that's a really good one.

[jocstrap 8]

Wasn't on roster at all last year, so I have to say no.

 

Shame, because that's a really good one.

 

No doubt, Glenn and the Green would have been a nice beginning

[patweisers44 697]

I love this thread!

[buffalobillsffl2003 0]

Terry Glenn. she starts it off

 

[Melissa Stark 1]

2/5/2009 Michael Merritt Kansas City TE Arrested in Orlando on suspicion of marijuana possession. Police said he was spotted him vehicle rolling a cigarette.

 

 

On Thursday, though, Merritt turned in a classic arrest story. Cops spotted Merritt in an Orlando parking garage, allegedly rolling a joint and, rather than try to talk his way out of the situation, the K.C. tight end instead went the hilarious route.

 

Merritt, who was a rookie with the Kansas City Chiefs last season, saw the officer and placed something in his mouth, Orlando police said. An officer approached the vehicle, told Merritt to get out and said "spit it out," an arrest affidavit said.

 

Merritt got out of the vehicle, spit out a brown cigarette-like object and said, "All of this for a little bit of weed?" according to police.

That. Is. Awesome.

 

No, not that he was trying to sneak in a little marijuana (Don't Do Drugs!) but, come on, you have got to appreciate that story. If only he had decided to just swallow the cigarette instead of hiding it under his tongue, we could've had our own NFL version of this:

 

#1

[Melissa Stark 1]

Titans defensive end Jevon Kearse had his DUI charge reduced to reckless driving in a General Sessions courtroom on Thursday morning.

 

Kearse was placed on six months probation, issued a $350 fine and must complete an NFL alcohol education program. He’ll also have a restricted license for the next year.

 

Link

 

 

 

I know it was from last year, but he had it postponed til now

 

 

First Jevon Kearse got his DUI charges delayed until after the season, now he's avoided the worst of possible sanctions by plea bargaining to a reckless driving charge, as the Tennessean reported.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Colts DT Darrell Reid spent Saturday night in an Indianapolis jail after being arrested at 2AM for disorderly conduct in a bar.

 

Reid was allegedly uncooperative when told he could not enter Club Oxygen because it was at capacity, "insisting" he be let in and trying to use his status as a Colts player. Police asked Reid's entourage to leave "nearly a dozen" times before making the arrest. It sounds like Reid shouldn't have been trying to go to another bar at 2AM. He'd already had plenty to drink. Feb. 8 - 12:12 pm et

Source: WTHR - Indianapolis

 

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/HeadLines...L&hl=138936

[Cuse9 128]

How could Jamal Anderson be in Atlanta and not have a current player with him?!

[jocstrap 8]

Thanks Melissa and Patsfatboy - 1 and 2 BAM and BAM - ask 12 times to leave, what a domb fock

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Not sure if this counts as an arrest, but it is definitely a brush with the law.

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9221340...towels?MSNHPHMA

 

Police: Steelers K has tantrum over restroom towels

 

NEW ALEXANDRIA, Pa. (AP) - Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed is in trouble with the police over some towels, but not the Terrible kind waved by his fans.

 

Pennsylvania state police say Reed threw a temper tantrum at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria, a tiny borough about 35 miles east of Pittsburgh, because its restroom didn't have any towels.

 

Reed has been cited for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, offenses similar to traffic tickets that carry a maximum fine of $300 and 90 days in jail each. Police said he broke the towel dispenser then used profane language to an employee and also outside the store.

 

"Reed caused damage to a towel dispenser as he was infuriated at the fact that there were no towels in it," according to a news release by Trooper Shawn Askins, who issued the citations. The incident occurred Saturday about 2:50 a.m.

[Cuse9 128]

NFL Cornerback Curtis Deloatch has been arrested for assaulting a female.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former NFL cornerback Curtis Deloatch is in a North Carolina jail after being accused of assaulting a female.

 

According to the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's office, Deloatch was arrested Friday and remained at the county jail Saturday morning on the misdemeanor charge.

 

Details on the arrest were not immediately available. There was no answer at a phone number for the jail to indicate whether Deloatch had an attorney.

 

Deloatch started 13 games for the New York Giants in 2005 before playing for New Orleans a year later. He spent most of 2007 on injured reserve with the Carolina Panthers.

 

Carolina cut Deloatch in training camp last year and he did not catch on with another team.

 

Link

 

He was cut last year by the Panthers, so I'm not sure if he counts or not?

[jbizzle 0]

NFL Cornerback Curtis Deloatch has been arrested for assaulting a female.

Link

 

He was cut last year by the Panthers, so I'm not sure if he counts or not?

 

 

 

Marshawn Lynch was just popped for having a loaded firearm!

 

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3909366

[Big Blue 06 195]

Marshawn Lynch was just popped for having a loaded firearm!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3909366

 

According to ESPN, that's a felony gun charge. Ruh Roh!

[jocstrap 8]

Marshawn Lynch was just popped for having a loaded firearm!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3909366

 

Felony Gun Charge - yikes - thanks jbizzle

[DaveJ 0]

I voted 46+.... No matter how hard the commish comes down on these guys, stupid is as stupid does.... or my favorite, you can take the thug out of the hood but you can't the hood out of the thug.

 

Perhaps we should have and under for type of offense...

 

I agree though, this should be for players actually on a team roster, even if its the off-season rosters. Retired or FA's should not be included and should start the day after the superbowl, so Feb 2.

 

With that in mind.. this guys need to be added...

 

Roderick Green - Arrested, charged with reckless driving, unlawfully carrying a weapon, marijuana possession and interfering with the duties of a police officer after traffic stop in Texas.

[DaveJ 0]

Not sure if this counts as an arrest, but it is definitely a brush with the law.

 

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That counts.. he was charged... could spend time in jail, but will most likely face a fine.

[Vikings4ever 496]

I voted 46+.... No matter how hard the commish comes down on these guys, stupid is as stupid does.... or my favorite, you can take the thug out of the hood but you can't the hood out of the thug.

 

Perhaps we should have and under for type of offense...

 

I agree though, this should be for players actually on a team roster, even if its the off-season rosters. Retired or FA's should not be included and should start the day after the superbowl, so Feb 2.

 

With that in mind.. this guys need to be added...

 

Roderick Green - Arrested, charged with reckless driving, unlawfully carrying a weapon, marijuana possession and interfering with the duties of a police officer after traffic stop in Texas.

Linky, number 4.

[Vikings4ever 496]

That counts.. he was charged... could spend time in jail, but will most likely face a fine.

I don't think it counts, as he wasn't actually arrested. If we do count it, we're going to need to count stuff like speeding tickets also, which would send the number much higher.