How do you ask your wife for a BJ?

[RLLD 4,155]

gee whiz.

since i'm the only real woman on this bored who really doesn't like to give bj's let me tell you what works for me:

dinner with drinks.

once i'm liquored up and if he's doing things right, i'm down to do anything.

 

so with that said, take your wife out, or bring take out home (so she doesn't have to cook) and get some alcohol and make her feel sexy and she'll do anything you want. if you look her in the eyes and whisper it to her especially after you've been kissing her and rubbing her breasts, she'll be turned on and you probably won't even have to ask. well if it were me you'd better ask or it won't ever happen, lol. think back when you guys were dating, treat her like that.

 

yyyyyeah.....rubbing one out is easier and cheaper.....

[peenie 1,906]

That seems like a lot of trouble for a run-of-the-mill BJ. So every time MDC wants to get his willie wet he has to throw down $80 bucks on dinner and wine? That's just not economical, especially in a recession.

don't people eat out? it's not like a special thing. i mean, i tend to eat out at least twice a week. it's not like i'm saying take her to some 4 star restaurant, i mean a steak place. just order a drink with your meal.

wouldn't it be a nice surprise for a woman who usually cooks to have her husband bring home some chinese or thai food? just his thoughtfulness alone would make me want to...you know, do that thing.

 

then again, i'm single and probably don't know the first thing about successful relationships.

[patweisers44 821]

then again, i'm single and probably don't know the first thing about successful relationships.

more bjs = great chance for successful relationship.

[pingpong 0]

If you want a BJ. Don't get married.

[peenie 1,906]

more bjs = great chance for successful relationship.

or a guy thinking you're a slut.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

or a guy thinking you're a slut.

Pssst. We like that.

[footballpowers 0]

or a guy thinking you're a slut.

 

You use "slut" like its a bad term

[JackARoot 2]

Try using a little reverse psychology ... ask her to give you a handjob. Then say "Don't you dare put that in your mouth you naughty girl" My wifey doesn't like to be told not to do something, so it's almost irresistable for her

[peenie 1,906]

Try using a little reverse psychology ... ask her to give you a handjob. Then say "Don't you dare put that in your mouth you naughty girl" My wifey doesn't like to be told not to do something, so it's almost irresistable for her

lol, that's a good one!

[RLLD 4,155]

I never get discouraged when she complains about being on the rag too.....I just ask if all her holes are bleeding.....

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I never get discouraged when she complains about being on the rag too.....I just ask if all her holes are bleeding.....

If the front door is being painted, use the back door.

[BMoney 0]

or a guy thinking you're a slut.

 

 

oh no...

 

 

if you give 50 bjs to 50 different guys...yes, we'll think that.....

 

 

if you give the same guy 50 bj's...he will treat u like a queen..

[kilroy69 1,220]

Im not married. The girl I am seeing now is the biggest anomaly I have ever come across. I dont ask for BJ's. She not only offers but she insists. Went on a trip to the lions den(adult store) with her last week. She blew me on the way there AND back. All i have to do is nibble on the back of her neck.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

or a guy thinking you're a slut.

 

Let me break it down for you peenie:

 

Chick that I barely know/don't even know who blows me somewhere other than the bedroom: I think she is a slut

 

Woman I am married to/in a commited relationship with who blows me: I think I picked a good one

[jerryskids 6,601]

A while back I worked with this chick, she was cute, but we were good friends so I didn't know if I wanted to ruin that with an attempt at dating. Eventually we tried it. First night out, pretty benign, peck on the cheek goodnight. We went out again... I ended up spending the night at her place, and she blew me like a pron star.

 

We'll be married 16 years next month.

[peenie 1,906]

A while back I worked with this chick, she was cute, but we were good friends so I didn't know if I wanted to ruin that with an attempt at dating. Eventually we tried it. First night out, pretty benign, peck on the cheek goodnight. We went out again... I ended up spending the night at her place, and she blew me like a pron star.

 

We'll be married 16 years next month.

a cinderella story if ever there was one!

[SUXBNME 1,458]

I just say "PEENIE, PUT DOWN THAT GLASS D1CK AND SUCK A FLESH D1CK FOR A CHANGE"

 

Sometimes it works, sometimes she just sends me out to get more crack

[jerryskids 6,601]

a cinderella story if ever there was one!

Maybe if you ever learn to wrap your yapper around a firehose, your future husband will have such a story to tell random internet people in 16 years.

[29 Guests 29]

Yer wife is a slut.

[bob_probert_2000 1]

somewhere my signature just fits in here.

[MDC 7,179]

Yer wife is a slut.

 

She's a one-guy slut!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... and if I ever find that guy I'm gonna kick his ass!

[29 Guests 29]

 I meant JK.

[jerryskids 6,601]

 I meant JK.

What can I say, chicks dig me. It is usually a blessing, sometimes a curse.

[itsjjw 0]

sometimes we like to do it out of the blue becuase we want to show you how much we care about you.

 

most of the other times since we essentially get nothing out of the deal since you seldom get us off first, yeah its a bartering system. that's life, deal with it.

[kutulu 1,661]

yeah its a bartering system.

 

If that's the case then I'm due about 450 BJs from Mrs. kutulu.