I hereby smack Recliner Pilot in the face with da white glove

[Rusty Syringes 478]

OK, this cowardly focker lives perhaps within a tee-off distance from me. He knows who I am, but I have no idea who he is. He has resisted my overtures time and time and time again and again and again.

 

Two notable Geeks, with me being more notable, of course, live within such close proximity in a small town, and yet he's afraid to actually meet me in person.

 

I've never done a Geek harm. I've done a lot of Geeks good. (Party Hair, Air Ram, etc.) We're on the same side of the fence politically, although he's a little farther out from the center than I am.

 

All I want to know is whether he's too much of a puzzy to let me even buy him lunch.

 

Well? What do you say? I'll buy your sorry, chicken-ass ass lunch.

 

Come on.

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Only left-wing candy a$$es eat chicken for lunch.

 

Make me a better offer Cupcake.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Only left-wing candy a$$es eat chicken for lunch.

 

Make me a better offer Cupcake.

 

 

OK, beef, buttercup. Red forking meat. Rudy's? Juicy's? Bodacious Barbecue? (Got a story for Sunday on that one.)

 

 

I won't buy you lunch at The Potpourri House or The Eatery, OK?

 

Did you see my sorry ass on Channel 19?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Juicy's?

 

Did you see my sorry ass on Channel 19?

 

 

It's Jucy's Buttmount boy.

 

And no I didn't see you on Channel 19, I missed this weeks expose' on the child molestors living among us..

[Rusty Syringes 478]

It's Jucy's Buttmount boy.

 

And no I didn't see you on Channel 19, I missed this weeks expose' on the child molestors living among us..

 

 

Avoidance.

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Avoidance.

 

 

Have you ever eaten a Brother in law?

 

ETA: I'm not talking about one of your family reunions in Buttmount.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Ok Whistlebritches, I'm down to two beers, and that's how many it takes me to get to Fat Dogs.

 

If you don't know what a Brother-in-law is have some of your crack reporters find out for ya (and not the ones who were gonna do the story about my drunk parade driving...........I'm still waiting for that one).

 

Next Tuesday about 11:30............if you wait till noon the place is full.

 

I'll check back later

[Recidivist 1]

I don't love in TX, but I would love to record some backing tracks on your next album . . . if it has strings, I can play it, plus I can play keys, drums and sing. Also, I am notorious for laying it down in a single take.

 

I haven't heard your entire catalogue, but from what I have heard, I'd be honored to contribute

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I don't love in TX, but I would love to record some backing tracks on your next album . . . if it has strings, I can play it, plus I can play keys, drums and sing. Also, I am notorious for laying it down in a single take.

 

I haven't heard your entire catalogue, but from what I have heard, I'd be honored to contribute

 

 

I've gotten eight tracks down on my next album, and it's fuckingnasty.

 

I'll think about you offer tomorrow.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Ok Whistlebritches, I'm down to two beers, and that's how many it takes me to get to Fat Dogs.

 

If you don't know what a Brother-in-law is have some of your crack reporters find out for ya (and not the ones who were gonna do the story about my drunk parade driving...........I'm still waiting for that one).

 

Next Tuesday about 11:30............if you wait till noon the place is full.

 

I'll check back later

 

 

Mysteries.

 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Ok Whistlebritches, I'm down to two beers, and that's how many it takes me to get to Fat Dogs.

 

If you don't know what a Brother-in-law is have some of your crack reporters find out for ya (and not the ones who were gonna do the story about my drunk parade driving...........I'm still waiting for that one).

 

Next Tuesday about 11:30............if you wait till noon the place is full.

 

I'll check back later

 

 

OK, I know where you're talking about. 11:30 Tuesday.

 

[SUXBNME 1,507]

Call me crazy, but i've gots me a feeling that both of these assmops have "met" each other quite a few times before

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fags

[Cdub100 3,910]

Running out of guys to blow?

[SUXBNME 1,507]

Running out of guys to blow?

You interested?

[Drizzay 722]

It's always cute when someone has a conversation with their own alias.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

OK, I know where you're talking about. 11:30 Tuesday.

 

 

Ok, I*'m back with a 30 pack.

 

You should know where I'm talking about.........it's "Famous"...and I understand they have craptastic bands like yours on the weekends.

[SUXBNME 1,507]

It's always cute when someone has a conversation with their own alias.

Whatever, GiantsFan

[Drizzay 722]

Whatever, GiantsFan

 

 

Damn! That's low. I didn't mention anything about some 15 year old's ass or a faggoty jeep.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Ok, I*'m back with a 30 pack.

 

You should know where I'm talking about.........it's "Famous"...and I understand they have craptastic bands like yours on the weekends.

 

Dude, I know the place. I'll be there 11:30 a.m. Tuesday in assless chaps and a pink feather boa.

[Cdub100 3,910]

You interested?

 

Only if you do a rim job.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

It's across from the medical thingies, if you don't serious believe I know where it is.

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Has your merry band of craptastic "musicians" ever played Stanley's?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Hey Rusty, I looked at my schedule while having coffee this Am and I'm working in Terrell on Tuesday, which makes lunch in Tyler a little difficult.

 

WTF are you doing this afternoon? I'm up for some beer, wings, and college football if you are. I have a few things to take care of, but will check back later.

[dave32 14]

You know how I know you guys are gay? You both have rainbow bumper-stickers on your car that says "I love the cack"

[BiPolarBear 485]

It's a swing and a miss!!

[naomi 356]

No idea if other geeks think this, don't keep track of how the geek club turns but for a while I've gotten the suspicion RP was your alias. Views are genuine, but the communication of them has been intentionally exaggerated for personal amusement. Serious...just figured. But at this point you would be asking your alias to meet up with you at a restaurant. Not sure how to feel about that.

[Ravens 03 0]

Rusty & RP are the same person.

 

 

 

And when's the new CD come out Rusty?

 

I'm waiting to see if I have a cut dedicated to me.

[edjr 6,598]

Rusty & RP are the same person.

fact

[phillybear 366]

I look forward to the subsequent photo of Rusty with his arm around a cactus with a wig and Groucho Marx mustache standing right outside a sarsaparilla stand.

 

People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Hey Rusty, I looked at my schedule while having coffee this Am and I'm working in Terrell on Tuesday, which makes lunch in Tyler a little difficult.

 

WTF are you doing this afternoon? I'm up for some beer, wings, and college football if you are. I have a few things to take care of, but will check back later.

 

 

I like this idea better than lunch at Stanley's. I don't really eat lunch very often.

 

Let's figure out a time when we can go watch a college game or something, eat wings and drink beer.

 

Or I'd be game for pro-game watching, although my fantasy teams suck balls this year.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Rusty & RP are the same person.

And when's the new CD come out Rusty?

 

I'm waiting to see if I have a cut dedicated to me.

 

Yup.

 

Pathetic attempt at Rusty trying to redeem hisself for bringing such an assdart alias to the bored - and running everyone else off in sheer

 

 

Because conversely -

 

How pathetically lonely would you have to be to beg an assdart like RP to join you for lunch?

[gutterslut 1]

It's always cute when someone has a conversation with their own alias.

 

 

If by cute you mean embarrassingly pathetic then you obviously are correct sir.

 

Oh and I see he jumps in with several other of his nom de plumes to make himself appear popular. This place is all he's got. I think it's time Mikey sees the embarrassment of this and throws out the baby with the wash water. And by baby I mean SUXishimtoo. OBVIOUSLY!

 

 

Btw, i'm sure he did help out AirRam since they are the same person as well.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I'm waiting to see if I have a cut dedicated to me.

 

 

I've still got the riff on one about your marriage in the back of my mind, but I'm saving it for the next CD. I've got enough material for at least three CDs right now.

 

I laid down four tracks yesterday for the ninth song on the latest, and there'll be three more to go after that, one of them a goofball instrumental I could knock out in an hour. The other two are written as well.

 

[Ravens 03 0]

I've still got the riff on one about your marriage in the back of my mind,

 

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

I like this idea better than lunch at Stanley's. I don't really eat lunch very often.

 

Let's figure out a time when we can go watch a college game or something, eat wings and drink beer.

 

Or I'd be game for pro-game watching, although my fantasy teams suck balls this year.

 

Yep, I'm on the road a lot during the week so lunch is not easy.

 

Beer, wings, and football works better for me too.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

 

 

The CD after this one is going to have a lot of fun stuff on it.

 

The current CD is an ugly piece of work that I had to get out of my system.

[Recidivist 1]

a goofball instrumental

 

What's so goofy about it? The chord progression? The arrangement? The instrumentation? The performance?

[jerryskids 6,803]

If by cute you mean embarrassingly pathetic then you obviously are correct sir.

 

Oh and I see he jumps in with several other of his nom de plumes to make himself appear popular. This place is all he's got. I think it's time Mikey sees the embarrassment of this and throws out the baby with the wash water. And by baby I mean SUXishimtoo. OBVIOUSLY!

Btw, i'm sure he did help out AirRam since they are the same person as well.

Hi phillybear.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Yep, I'm on the road a lot during the week so lunch is not easy.

 

...and yet, amazingly able to respond to any post within a nano-second. - The wheels done be falling offa DIS here Train.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

...and yet, amazingly able to respond to any post within a nano-second. - The wheels done be falling offa DIS here Train.

 

....and you have me on ignore yet respond to my posts consistantly.

 

Itsatip the iphone has the innerwebs on it. Helps when one is out of the office.