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I hereby smack Recliner Pilot in the face with da white glove

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What's so goofy about it? The chord progression? The arrangement? The instrumentation? The performance?

 

 

It's jn the same high-tempo accoustic ballpark as Shark Dance, Sugar Bowl, Finish Line and Kick Ass Christian Salad Place.

 

Just a lot of high-speed strumming and chord slamming in an open E, which is what I use for most everything.

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Do you remember "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" when Snoopy played ping-pong with himself?

This reminds me a lot of that cept this isn't as cool as Snoopy or Ping-Pong...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Where did Snoopy and Ping-Pong go anyways?

They haven't posted here in years.

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The only thing more pathetic than this thread is the fact that I just wasted my time reading it. :(

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Laughing Out Loud at this one. I remember him saying to me that these f'ing stoopid losers will bite on this and believe it all to be real and up front. Then my third grader nephew told him that three minutes was way too soon to reply to the first post. When I look back on it, old Russ was acting like the third grader. I'm pretty sure none of you believed it although he had eight to ten aliases pretending to buy it all. Whatever I saw in him is beyond me now.

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I see Rusty deleted his threads where he talks to himself about playing poker at Jose's. so that means RP is divorced, talks about an imaginary family online and talks to himself through aliases.

 

$10 says he's also morbidly obese and sitting there in a wife beater with a gallon of ice cream resting on his guy rolls right now. :(

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He deleted more threads now?? Bwahahahaha Holt focking sh!t. The pussie did what I thought was impossible- he became even more of a candy-ass sissy. :doh:

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He deleted more threads now?? Bwahahahaha Holt focking sh!t. The pussie did what I thought was impossible- he became even more of a candy-ass sissy. :doh:

Admitting he's Rusty means:

 

1. He's had multiple conversations with himself.

2. He's actually divorced.

3. He invented an imaginary wife and daughter to replace the real wife and sons who left him.

 

I'm not sure Rusty Pilot can admit those things without a full psychotic break. :(

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Admitting he's Rusty means:

 

1. He's had multiple conversations with himself.

2. He's actually divorced.

3. He invented an imaginary wife and daughter to replace the real wife and sons who left him.

 

I'm not sure Rusty Pilot can admit those things without a full psychotic break. :(

Did you not realize the divorce thing was real? And she actually is a pharmaceutical rep. And he has a horrible hare lip scar. These things are fact. Not sure about his weight or his children. He did mention that he has a daughter that participates in rodeo competitions, but he doesn't bother going because they're an hour away and her rides are short. Father of the year right there. :thumbsdown:

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her rides are short.

 

she left him for gutterboy?

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Admitting he's Rusty means:

 

1. He's had multiple conversations with himself.

2. He's actually divorced.

3. He invented an imaginary wife and daughter to replace the real wife and sons who left him.

 

I'm not sure Rusty Pilot can admit those things without a full psychotic break. :(

I thought that already happened back in '08? In fact I'm pretty sure that's why the wife and kids had to find a new daddy :(

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I thought that already happened back in '08? In fact I'm pretty sure that's why the wife and kids had to find a new daddy :(

The kids get about 200 million temporary step-daddies every time their mom makes an office visit to push her drugs.

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Laughing Out Loud at this one. I remember him saying to me that these f'ing stoopid losers will bite on this and believe it all to be real and up front. Then my third grader nephew told him that three minutes was way too soon to reply to the first post. When I look back on it, old Russ was acting like the third grader. I'm pretty sure none of you believed it although he had eight to ten aliases pretending to buy it all. Whatever I saw in him is beyond me now.

 

still running away from your claim that you know who I am?

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still running away from your claim that you know who I am?

I'm always confused if you're the guy who saved $530 by switching to Geico or the one who found relief within seconds for heartburn.

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:ninja:

creative, original and funny...i approve! :first:

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Notice Rusty/RP is letting this sit before he recliner penies it? Doesn't want to make it too obvious.

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Notice Rusty/RP is letting this sit before he recliner penies it? Doesn't want to make it too obvious.

That didn't stop RP from peenie-ing his 2 threads inviting Rusty to poker at "Jose's" house after claiming he doesn't like in Beaumont. :doh:

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