surferskin 30 Posted November 30, 2009 So you're saying Tiger asssulted himself? Exactly what is Tiger "guilty of"? If anything he is protecting his wife if this is all somewhat true. Cheating on his wife at the least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 Exactly what is Tiger "guilty of"? adultery is the side dish being served up right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 If anything he is protecting his wife if this is all somewhat true. Kinda different dontcha think? honey, I LOVE you... I just FOCK her... and I do it to protect you... I do it for you baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted November 30, 2009 Elin Nordegren... so once again, I say: show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a guy who's tired of her bullsh1t. It really is the curse men must endure. Absofockinglutely.. Looks are great for a few months, maybe a year and then it doesn't matter what a girl looks like... the better looking the more of a chance they turn into an unbearable cùnt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 Cheating on his wife at the least. Things we DO know as being reported by other news sources. 1. The so called "mistress" that was reprorted by NE has denied anything of the sort. Not Tiger but the woman. 2. Alcohol was not a factor. I guess both the woman and the Sherrifs office could be lying or something but I will take their word for it for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 Things we DO know as being reported by other news sources. 1. The so called "mistress" that was reprorted by NE has denied anything of the sort. Not Tiger but the woman. 2. Alcohol was not a factor. I guess both the woman and the Sherrifs office could be lying or something but I will take their word for it for now. you make it sound like it's a reach to think that the woman would lie about her relationship with Tiger. you make is sound like it's a reach that the Sheriffs dept. wouldn''t give Tiger a sobriety test. If that was you or me, there's enough probable cause there for them to test us, but for Tiger Woods (or any other celebs) maybe notsomuch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted November 30, 2009 Tigger's doing this all wrong. He needs to pull a full-on Rihanna on this one. "WAAAAHHHH! I'm a battered spouse!! WAAAAH!!" - Great way to get out of that nasty old pre-nup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 you make it sound like it's a reach to think that the woman would lie about her relationship with Tiger. Of course she could be lying. Just as it could be that she isn't and the National Enquirer has it wrong (wouldn't be the first time). I mean, Tiger could have not had an affair and his wife gone crazy on him. Some of yall are married or have had GF's right? My only point is that I'll wait and see rather than assume so much. Now if you want to make jokes and us have fun with it that's one thing. If you want to talk about it like it's factual stuff thats another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted November 30, 2009 KSB is rivaling Newbie with his fishing trip in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted November 30, 2009 Can we please stop with the 'protecting the wife" BS? He's protecting his reputation/endorsement deals. If Woods gave a sh!t about protecting his wife and kids, he wouldn't have been out banging other chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted November 30, 2009 KSB is rivaling Newbie with his fishing trip in this thread. Don't count me out, motherfocker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 he wouldn't have been out banging other chicks. See this is what I'm talking about. Now it's a fact that he had an affair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted November 30, 2009 Can we please stop with the 'protecting the wife" BS? He's protecting his reputation/endorsement deals. If Woods gave a sh!t about protecting his wife and kids, he wouldn't have been out banging other chicks. He is definitely protecting his reputation and endorsements, who the fock wants to be known as a guy that got the snot beat out of him by a 98 pound girl? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 Now it's a fact that he had an affair. are you gonna' think for yourself or are you gonna' wait for FOX and ESPN to tell you what to think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 who the fock wants to be known as a guy that got the snot beat out of him by a 98 pound girl? you would pay top dollar to have that 98 pound girl beat the snot out you. and the only thing better that that beating would be being able to tell everyone about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 are you gonna' think for yourself or are you gonna' wait for FOX and ESPN to tell you what to think? thinking <> wildly speculating HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted November 30, 2009 you would pay top dollar to have that 98 pound girl beat the snot out you.and the only thing better that that beating would be being able to tell everyone about it. X looks don't matter when you get beatup by a girl her size, no one would admit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted November 30, 2009 "OnStar. How may we assist you?" "HALP! Some Crazy White Womans is chasing me wiff a 9 Iron!" "Well sir, that's not really a mechanical problem. Would you like us to contact the authorities?" "Ah Dammit! She whacked my ride! - NOW is it is a mechanical problem?" "Sir..." CRASH! "Sir? Are you alright?" "NO I"m not all right! I hit a *&^% water thingy!" "You mean a fire hydrant?" "Yeah! - Aw man, - SHE'S WHACKING OUT THE WINDOWS NOW! THAT CRAZY BIOTCH!!!" "Sir, we'll contact the authorities..." OnStar. There when you need us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted November 30, 2009 thinking <> wildly speculating HTH You don't think it's wildly speculating that he hit a hydrant and tree so gently that it didn't even trigger the airbags, yet he had to be rescued through the back window and he suffered bruises and abrasions? Dude, Edjr's right. You have me beat in the fishing. That or you're just the most naive person I've ever come across. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 thinking <> wildly speculating HTH :golfclap: nice composure, way to not take the bait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 I can play the game too. My wildly speculated version of events that I have no clue about: Elin is a woman that has a small kid (lethal combo). They had a spat (maybe over this fabricated news story about an affair). Maybe it was about Tiger not putting the toilet seat down. Either way it escalated and Tiger told her to fock off and jumped in his truck, threw it in reverse, and in his rage hit a fire hydrant which threw him into a tree. He got flung around, maybe a windsheild shattered and cut him up. Elin ran out and helped as did the neighbors. Everyone is embarrased. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted November 30, 2009 So, when does Tiger play the race card? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 Either way it escalated. sure did. it Escaladed right into a focking hydrant. :rimshot: also, how U 'splainiin' the whole golf club, window smash part? Elin "rescued" him right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted November 30, 2009 But seriously folks.... Here's what ticks me off about this story. If you or I drove over a freaking Fire Hydrant in our neighborhood, drove onto our neighbor's lawn and ran into our neighbor's tree at 2:30 in the morning, we'd be damn sure talkign to the cops. The cops came THREE times to Tigger's house and he just says "Nope. Not talking to you.". WTF? Who does that? Arrogant, uppity fock. First his wife says he's sleeping, come back saturday, then his agent says "come back Sunday", then his lawyer says "Nope. not gonna talk.". Man, the shiit that celebrities get away with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted November 30, 2009 also, how U 'splainiin' the whole golf club, window smash part? Elin "rescued" him right? The vehicle was filling rapidly with water from the hydrant he drove over. Without her quick thinking, Tigger would've drowndeded in his own front yard!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted November 30, 2009 Haha, this is getting good. They want to pull the truth out of him one way or another. http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4699907 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 But seriously folks.... Here's what ticks me off about this story. If you or I drove over a freaking Fire Hydrant in our neighborhood, drove onto our neighbor's lawn and ran into our neighbor's tree at 2:30 in the morning, we'd be damn sure talkign to the cops. talking to you. maybe notsomuch. I'm pretty damn sure you'd be told to shut up and breath into this little machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 But seriously folks.... Here's what ticks me off about this story. If you or I drove over a freaking Fire Hydrant in our neighborhood, drove onto our neighbor's lawn and ran into our neighbor's tree at 2:30 in the morning, we'd be damn sure talkign to the cops. The cops came THREE times to Tigger's house and he just says "Nope. Not talking to you.". WTF? Who does that? Arrogant, uppity fock. First his wife says he's sleeping, come back saturday, then his agent says "come back Sunday", then his lawyer says "Nope. not gonna talk.". Man, the shiit that celebrities get away with. I thought the same thing until I read that per Florida Law the only thing a person is required to do is give his liscence number, tags, ect. It's not like what he's doing is against the law or protocol and he is getting away with it because he is famous. That's Florida law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 also, how U 'splainiin' the whole golf club, window smash part? Elin "rescued" him right? Call me crazy but I would think Tiger Woods would have a lot of golf clubs in and around his house. I mean, hell I do and I'm a 20 handicap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted November 30, 2009 So, when does Tiger play the race card? That is the best part. Tiger is Black and Asian, is there a worse combo when it comes to not knowing how to drive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted November 30, 2009 I thought the same thing until I read that per Florida Law the only thing a person is required to do is give his liscence number, tags, ect. It's not like what he's doing is against the law or protocol and he is getting away with it because he is famous. That's Florida law. No, I understand that part. But, you're telling me that if the cops showed up on your doorstep and said "hey, we'd like to talk to you about that fire hydrant / tree mishap", You'd slam the door in their face? Three times in a row? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted November 30, 2009 Something is reel fishy about this story.. where on earth did she find a golf club? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 I read that per Florida Law the only thing a person is required to do is give his liscence number, tags, etc man, those forensic guys are getting REALLY slick, they can tell you've been drinking just from your license number and tags? does the booze leave a residue on the fingertips or something? Didn't CSI do a thing on this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted November 30, 2009 Things we DO know as being reported by other news sources. 1. The so called "mistress" that was reprorted by NE has denied anything of the sort. Not Tiger but the woman. 2. Alcohol was not a factor. I guess both the woman and the Sherrifs office could be lying or something but I will take their word for it for now. Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd but my eyes are wide focking open. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted November 30, 2009 The vehicle was filling rapidly with water from the hydrant he drove over. The Nike Rescue 230. - no club anywhere performs better near a water hazard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 No, I understand that part. But, you're telling me that if the cops showed up on your doorstep and said "hey, we'd like to talk to you about that fire hydrant / tree mishap", You'd slam the door in their face? Three times in a row? I'm not sure if it happened like that. Maybe it did. I think it was all handled by Tigers lawyer. I'm sure he has a good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted November 30, 2009 The only good part is the more he clams up, the worse it gets for him. You'd think these guys would learn this by now. It's on all the newsnets now. Reminds me of that scene in The Breakfast Club: "Come on, tell us!" "Why won't you tell us?" "Come on Claire, just tell us!"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted November 30, 2009 man, those forensic guys are getting REALLY slick, they can tell you've been drinking just from your license number and tags? does the booze leave a residue on the fingertips or something? Didn't CSI do a thing on this? So you saying two days later an alchohol test would work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted November 30, 2009 man, those forensic guys are getting REALLY slick, they can tell you've been drinking just from your license number and tags? does the booze leave a residue on the fingertips or something? Didn't CSI do a thing on this? David Caruso would have already closed this case and Elin would be rotting in jail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted November 30, 2009 The Nike Rescue 230.- no club anywhere performs better near a water hazard. Nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites