Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash

[buffalobillsffl2003 0]

Long Duck Woods

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,461]

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/12/she-...-didnt-do-tiger

 

"I may have asked him if he needed anything. I hung out at the door to make sure they were OK, and when they were ready to leave, I walked them downstairs to the car. That's my job. Then I heard rumors I was making out with him at Griffin, that I had brought him in to Griffin. [i guess Griffin is a club or something in this instance, and not the totally awesome mythological animal --Ed.]

 

"I had never spoken to him before that. I had met him once in my entire life before that, for two seconds at a bar through a mutual friend who just introduced me. Period. He was shy and quiet and sitting with someone else. It had nothing to do with me. –NY Post

 

 

 

 

 

She doesn't sound bright enough to work the DVR in Tigers caddy.

 

And theres this coming out.... http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/tiger-really-loves-whores/

[buffalobillsffl2003 0]

Eldrick is the new Wilt Chamberlain.

[jerryskids 6,846]

Have they ironed out their differences yet?

[patweisers44 848]

He was night putting with the dean's daughter.

Tiger's real name is Mitch Cumstein?

[TD Ryan2 316]

Ruh Roh!

Voicemail Message !

 

On Nov. 24 -- the day before reports of his alleged infidelity first surfaced -- Tiger Woods, 33, phoned his off-and-on girlfriend, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, and left a message in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting.

[surferskin 30]

Ruh Roh!

Voicemail Message !

 

On Nov. 24 -- the day before reports of his alleged infidelity first surfaced -- Tiger Woods, 33, phoned his off-and-on girlfriend, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, and left a message in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting.

[Bert 1,128]

Ruh Roh!

Voicemail Message !

 

On Nov. 24 -- the day before reports of his alleged infidelity first surfaced -- Tiger Woods, 33, phoned his off-and-on girlfriend, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, and left a message in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting.

 

Start the KSB24242424 suicide watch.

[NewbieJr 541]

Start the KSB24242424 suicide watch.

 

Let's take bets as to what KSB's BS reply will be.

 

Probably something along the lines of: "How do we know that isn't a Tiger Woods impersonator" or "Ok, ok. He knew the lady. Maybe they were just friends. Are you telling me you don't have one female friend?".

 

 

Get your popcorn ready.

[surferskin 30]

 

Let's take bets as to what KSB's BS reply will be.

 

Probably something along the lines of: "How do we know that isn't a Tiger Woods impersonator" or "Ok, ok. He knew the lady. Maybe they were just friends. Are you telling me you don't have one female friend?".

 

 

Get your popcorn ready.

[KSB314141325125125]It's like the sports world has turned into a Beauty Salon. A bunch of women sitting around gossiping about who slept with who. And you guys are eating it up with a spoon. If it wasn't so entertaining I would be embarrased for you guys.[/KSB1134123512512]

[cbfalcon 825]

[KSB314141325125125]You guys act like this waitress couldn't have easily known that the Enquirer was going to break a story about Tiger having an affair the next day and decided to find someone that sounded exactly like him to leave her an incriminating voicemail so she could potentially cash in if the future story about Tiger and some other unknown chick developed legs.[/KSB1134123512512]

[Cruzer 1,995]

Ha, add another man to the "I Got Busted Cuz My Wife Went Thru My Damn Phone" Club.

 

Love ya Tiger - but this is some pretty funny shiat.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

Newest Fox Sports poll....

 

If the rumors are true, Tiger has more girlfriends...

 

Than Majors 52%

 

Than PGA tour victories 14%

 

Than Titleist has balls 34%

 

 

 

[NewbieJr 541]

KSB2547892<"Look, if he did anything wrong, he would have gotten more than a $164 fine by the police department. Has anyone seen how many majors he's won? He's a great guy, dammit. And he loves his wife and kids.. I hate all of you. Waaaaaaaa."

[phillybear 366]

[KSB4,8,15,16,23,42]I've seen that Precious movie 18 times since it hit the theaters!!![KSB4,8,15,16,23,42]

[TD Ryan2 316]

Phil's smile gets even bigger.

 

he has announced that Amy and the kids will attend EVERY PGA tour event with him this year.

[RLLD 4,254]

What the difference between a golf ball and a Caddilac?

 

Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 50 yards.....

[Bert 1,128]

Newest Fox Sports poll....

 

If the rumors are true, Tiger has more girlfriends...

 

Than Majors 52%

 

Than PGA tour victories 14%

 

Than Titleist has balls 34%

 

[cbfalcon 825]

Tiger pretty much fessed up.

 

Tigerwoods.com

 

Yeah, he complains about the media and even though what he says is true, he doesn't need to be the one saying it right now.....BUT, he confessed!

 

I wonder if KSB will claim that since Tiger wasn't specific, he may have just been confessing to flirting or something.

[surferskin 30]

Tiger pretty much fessed up.

 

Tigerwoods.com

 

Yeah, he complains about the media and even though what he says is true, he doesn't need to be the one saying it right now.....BUT, he confessed!

 

I wonder if KSB will claim that since Tiger wasn't specific, he may have just been confessing to flirting or something.

[KSB151235165164161461646512362364312616116] Say it ain't so, Tiger. [/KSB1641514642164414614651641461461461461461461461461461644166151]

[NewbieJr 541]

Tiger pretty much fessed up.

 

Tigerwoods.com

 

Yeah, he complains about the media and even though what he says is true, he doesn't need to be the one saying it right now.....BUT, he confessed!

 

I wonder if KSB will claim that since Tiger wasn't specific, he may have just been confessing to flirting or something.

KSB2141502< " Tiger, it's okay lil' buddy. We all fock others. Elin's a lucky, lucky woman. I'd trade places with her in a jiffy. We know you meant no harm to anyone and I realize it must be difficult resisting all the young women who are attracted to your defined jawline, broaf shoulders, glistening smile, and muscular buttocks. Oh God, I'm cuuuuummmmmmiiinnnggg."

[TD Ryan2 316]

Tigerwoods.com

 

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it's amazing that even Tiger Woods, the guy who has everything, is looking for something more.

 

What does the man who has everything want?

just a little more privacy to continue doing everything he wants.

[surferskin 30]

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it's amazing that even Tiger Woods, the guy who has everything, is looking for something more.

 

What does the man who has everything want?

just a little more privacy to continue doing everything he wants.

If reports are correct, he prolly wants his two front teef.

[TD Ryan2 316]

If reports are correct, he prolly wants his two front teef.

 

 

the whole thing really begs the question:

 

When is a man happy?

 

so many of these celebrities/athletes/etc are the epitomy of having it all, getting everything they ever wanted, etc... and they're still not happy, they're still looking for something more/different/better.

[NewbieJr 541]

Ok, it's out now. The charade's over, he finally did what I wanted him to all along.

 

 

Strangely enough, now I feel bad for him.

[surferskin 30]

Ok, it's out now. The charade's over, he finally did what I wanted him to all along.

Strangely enough, now I feel bad for him.

I feel much worse for KSB.

[cbfalcon 825]

I feel much worse for KSB.

 

may he rest in peace.

[TD Ryan2 316]

Strangely enough, now I feel bad for him.

 

yeah, I guess I do too a bit.

 

this story is so common for celebs/athletes/etc that I almost think it's a curse being that rich/famous.

 

Think of it like this: before Brahm Stoker wrote Dracula with an insightful, literary angle, nobody ever considered that living forever could be a curse.

 

It's like that for celebrities... you're Tiger Woods, and EVERYTHING is being laid at your feet 24/7 but you can't take it.

 

See, all of us fat, Cheetoh-stained, married guys have never experienced that type of gravy train where literally every/any forbidden pleasure you want is at your fingertips... I can't imagine how hard it is to walk away from everything/anything you ever desired.

[posty 2,714]

Don't know if this was posted before, but here is a report from Taiwan with a re-enactment...

 

[peenie 1,916]

Ok, it's out now. The charade's over, he finally did what I wanted him to all along.

Strangely enough, now I feel bad for him.

why? are you crazy? he probably doesn't even feel bad. he's got a billion dollars and he's still at the top of his game. he doesn't live in our world at all. don't feel sorry for him. i'm sure he slept just fine.

remember kobe? how sad was he? embarrassed maybe, but that ego prevents you from feeling guilt.

oj still doesn't feel bad.

[cbfalcon 825]

yeah, I guess I do too a bit.

 

this story is so common for celebs/athletes/etc that I almost think it's a curse being that rich/famous.

 

Think of it like this: before Brahm Stoker wrote Dracula with an insightful, literary angle, nobody ever considered that living forever could be a curse.

 

It's like that for celebrities... you're Tiger Woods, and EVERYTHING is being laid at your feet 24/7 but you can't take it because.

 

See, all of us fat, married, Cheetoh-stained, married guys have never experienced that type of gravy train where literally every/any forbidden pleasure you want is at your fingertips... I can't imagine how hard it is to walk away from everything/anything you ever desired.

 

or.....

 

you don't get married.

 

Then you can pretty much do whatever you want whenever you want. See George Clooney. Not only does he bang whoever, but we praise him for having it all figured out and managing his life with such genius.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

why? are you crazy? he probably doesn't even feel bad. he's got a billion dollars and he's still at the top of his game. he doesn't live in our world at all. don't feel sorry for him. i'm sure he slept just fine.

remember kobe? how sad was he? embarrassed maybe, but that ego prevents you from feeling guilt.

oj still doesn't feel bad.

[patweisers44 848]

If reports are correct, he prolly wants his two front teef.

Are there seriously reports that he got toofuses knocked out? If true, CMH has a Halloween costume idea all lined up for next year.

[MedStudent 56]

I think the biggest mistake Tiger ever made was getting married too early. Every good looking athlete should look at Derek Jeter as their role model. Jeter has had more Hot ass than anyone alive and he has never had to apologize for any of it.

[surferskin 30]

Are there seriously reports that he got toofuses knocked out? If true, CMH has a Halloween costume idea all lined up for next year.

Datz what I herd but don't tell KSB that I'm spreading more gossip.

[wiffleball 4,790]

why? are you crazy? he probably doesn't even feel bad. he's got a billion dollars and he's still at the top of his game. he doesn't live in our world at all. don't feel sorry for him. i'm sure he slept just fine.

remember kobe? how sad was he? embarrassed maybe, but that ego prevents you from feeling guilt.

oj still doesn't feel bad.

 

Trust me, he's got one seriously pissed off, violent blonde who is going to make it her life's work to make him feel like shiit the rest of his life. The dude's gonna be sleeping on his stomach for the next 50 years.

 

 

Dunno why you broads can't just let it go. When you cheat, it's our fault. When we cheat, it's our fault. God, you guys are nuts.

[Cruzer 1,995]

I agree, as a Tiger homer - I do not feel bad for him at all. He's human, he focked up - pay the price like everybody else and move on. Does bother me a little bit that somebody who has it all - feels like it isn't enough. But who is to say, we can all sit here and speculate about how we would all love to have his life and would lead it right - but who knows. All I do know is that I only feel sorry for his wife and kids - that's it. I have no doubt he had some kind of prenup set up and I am certain he's still going to live the lavish life. I personally hope they are able to work it out for the kids' sake - but I also wouldn't blame her a bit for wanting to tear out his eyes and take all she can.

 

Stop playing the victim Tiger, man up - take your fate, and get your ass back to the range and get ready to win more majors.

[surferskin 30]

Every good looking athlete

Do you know how I know you're gay?

[NewbieJr 541]

why? are you crazy? he probably doesn't even feel bad. he's got a billion dollars and he's still at the top of his game. he doesn't live in our world at all. don't feel sorry for him. i'm sure he slept just fine.

remember kobe? how sad was he? embarrassed maybe, but that ego prevents you from feeling guilt.

oj still doesn't feel bad.

I would think that things like embarrassment and the feeling of letting your wife and children down hurt about the same in any world.

 

When I say I 'feel bad for him', I don't mean bad as in he didn't do anything wrong, I just mean I feel bad for him because, as successful as he is, right now he feels like his walls are crumbling in. I can guarantee you that his money isn't making his any easier on him. In the end it will, but not today.

[MedStudent 56]

Do you know how I know you're gay?

 

Did someone post that sex tape of me on the innerweb!!! I swear to god it wasn't my idea. Phillybear got me drunk and I couldn't control myself!