Geek test

[Chronic Husker 85]

Which geek

 

1) Sat next to Jumbo Elliott on an airlplane

 

2) Lived down the street from Matt Leinart

 

3) Was paid $300 for a joke by Johnnie Carson

 

4) Used to drink and now pretty much only posts in March

 

5) Said the best pizza he ever had was in Paris

 

6) Paid his girlfriend's way through nursing school only to get promptly dumped after she graduated

 

7) Convinced a Canadian Mountie she was being kidnapped by her own mother

 

8) Had a little sister that was in a karate class taught by the black dude from Mortal Combat and was nearly kicked out for constantly saying "Finish Him!" during sparring matches

 

9) Got banned from the Fish Forum

 

10) Said "Swim, Mary Jo!" to Ted Kennedy

 

11) Rode in a Diick Cheney caravan

 

12) was labelled "bighands"

 

13) was the Iraqi 10 of Clubs

 

14) Flew bombing raids in Afghanistan

 

15) Sent TNG a photo of his cack

 

16) Saw a statue of Mao across the street from a Walmart

 

17) Which 3 geeks participated in the failed newsmax jihad

 

18) Which 3 geeks learned how to steal old, unused handles

 

19) Which geek used that knowledge to trick the dumbass mangeboarders into believing he was one of them

 

20) Offered to meet a stranded Voltaire at the airport

 

21) Spent his gambling winnings on Super Bowl tix and implants for his wife

 

22) Got kicked out of a bar for telling Bob Ryan he was an idiot

 

23) Got accepted to Columbia but didn't go

 

24) Was sad when Dale's haid falled off

 

25) Got labelled "Latrell" due to his sweet hair

 

26) Intercepted emails from a coworker that was prostituting her self in a Best Buy parking lot

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Which geek

 

1) Sat next to Jumbo Elliott on an airlplane - not me

 

2) Lived down the street from Matt Leinart - not me

 

3) Was paid $300 for a joke by Johnnie Carson - not me

 

4) Used to drink and now pretty much only posts in March - not me

 

5) Said the best pizza he ever had was in Paris - not me

 

6) Paid his girlfriend's way through nursing school only to get promptly dumped after she graduated - not me

 

7) Convinced a Canadian Mountie she was being kidnapped by her own mother - not me

 

8) Had a little sister that was in a karate class taught by the black dude from Mortal Combat and was nearly kicked out for constantly saying "Finish Him!" during sparring matches - not me

 

9) Got banned from the Fish Forum - not me, but if I would have been around, I surely would have

10) Said "Swim, Mary Jo!" to Ted Kennedy

 

11) Rode in a Diick Cheney caravan - not me

 

12) was labelled "bighands" - Yes I have

 

13) was the Iraqi 10 of Clubs - not me

 

14) Flew bombing raids in Afghanistan - not me

 

15) Sent TNG a photo of his cack -

 

16) Saw a statue of Mao across the street from a Walmart - not me

 

17) Which 3 geeks participated in the failed newsmax jihad - not me

 

18) Which 3 geeks learned how to steal old, unused handles - not me

 

19) Which geek used that knowledge to trick the dumbass mangeboarders into believing he was one of them - not me

 

20) Offered to meet a stranded Voltaire at the airport - not me

 

21) Spent his gambling winnings on Super Bowl tix and implants for his wife - not me

 

22) Got kicked out of a bar for telling Bob Ryan he was an idiot - not me

 

23) Got accepted to Columbia but didn't go - not me

 

24) Was sad when Dale's haid falled off - not me

 

25) Got labelled "Latrell" due to his sweet hair - not me

 

26) Intercepted emails from a coworker that was prostituting her self in a Best Buy parking lot -not me

 

 

 

How'd I do

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

2) Lived down the street from Matt Leinart - jerryskids?

 

11) Rode in a Diick Cheney caravan - cmh456887772327?

 

16) Saw a statue of Mao across the street from a Walmart - Voltaire?

 

22) Got kicked out of a bar for telling Bob Ryan he was an idiot - jerryskids again?

 

23) Got accepted to Columbia but didn't go - GFIAFP?

 

26) Intercepted emails from a coworker that was prostituting her self in a Best Buy parking lot -nafxaj?

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

2) Lived down the street from Matt Leinart - jerryskids?

 

11) Rode in a Diick Cheney caravan - cmh456887772327?

 

16) Saw a statue of Mao across the street from a Walmart - Voltaire?

 

22) Got kicked out of a bar for telling Bob Ryan he was an idiot - jerryskids again?

 

23) Got accepted to Columbia but didn't go - GFIAFP?

 

26) Intercepted emails from a coworker that was prostituting her self in a Best Buy parking lot -nafxaj?

 

2) yes

 

11) yes

 

16) yes

 

22) no

 

23) no

 

26) yes

[Rusty Syringes 478]

2) Lived down the street from Matt Leinart - jerryskids? McBokonon?

 

3) Was paid $300 for a joke by Johnnie Carson - paulinstl?

 

4) Used to drink and now pretty much only posts in March - fumbleweed

 

8) Had a little sister that was in a karate class taught by the black dude from Mortal Combat and was nearly kicked out for constantly saying "Finish Him!" during sparring matches -jerryskids

 

9) Got banned from the Fish Forum - JeromeInManhattan?

 

11) Rode in a Diick Cheney caravan - toofy

 

12) was labelled "bighands" - rurbaniak

 

14) Flew bombing raids in Afghanistan - Air Ram or Jackal

 

15) Sent TNG a photo of his cack - Sux?

 

16) Saw a statue of Mao across the street from a Walmart - Voltaire

 

18) Which 3 geeks learned how to steal old, unused handles. Me, Mr. A?

 

19) Which geek used that knowledge to trick the dumbass mangeboarders into believing he was one of them. Mr. A

 

21) Spent his gambling winnings on Super Bowl tix and implants for his wife - Newbie?

 

24) Was sad when Dale's haid falled off - posty?

 

25) Got labelled "Latrell" due to his sweet hair - danzone

 

26) Intercepted emails from a coworker that was prostituting her self in a Best Buy parking lot - nafxaj

[FeelingMN 273]

1. GFIAFP

 

5. Recliner Pilot

 

6. phillybear

 

9. Gobbledog

 

12. Me2006

 

13. Iraqi Information Minister

 

14. Anaheim Rams

 

15. Sux

 

22. BBBO

 

23. bufalobills

[Chronic Husker 85]

2) Lived down the street from Matt Leinart - jerryskids?

 

3) Was paid $300 for a joke by Johnnie Carson - paulinstl?

 

11) Rode in a Diick Cheney caravan - toofy

 

12) was labelled "bighands" - rurbaniak

 

16) Saw a statue of Mao across the street from a Walmart - Voltaire

 

18) Which 3 geeks learned how to steal old, unused handles. Me, Mr. A?

 

19) Which geek used that knowledge to trick the dumbass mangeboarders into believing he was one of them. Mr. A

 

25) Got labelled "Latrell" due to his sweet hair - danzone

 

26) Intercepted emails from a coworker that was prostituting her self in a Best Buy parking lot - nafxaj

[Chronic Husker 85]

9. Gobbledog

[Lackman 0]

4) Used to drink and now pretty much only posts in March Tarheel Boy

 

13) was the Iraqi 10 of Clubs Bigtraine

 

14) Flew bombing raids in Afghanistan Smitty

 

18) Which 3 geeks learned how to steal old, unused handles Was merkin or Swerski part of this?

 

20) Offered to meet a stranded Voltaire at the airport nobody

 

21) Spent his gambling winnings on Super Bowl tix and implants for his wife Hurricane Ditka

 

Le'ts take a stab at some of the leftovers.

[IronToe Nedney 0]

20. Nobody.

 

24. Jeffrey

[Chronic Husker 85]

Le'ts take a stab at some of the leftovers.

Correct except #18.

[Chronic Husker 85]

20. Nobody.

 

24. Jeffrey

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I should have known tarheel boy.

 

Shame.

[Chronic Husker 85]

I should have known tarheel boy.

 

Shame.

There's at least one more on there that you do know.

[Drizzay 646]

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

 

[VikesFan 1]

9 is definitely gobbledog... That's probably the only one I know... the fish forum thread was hillarious.

[redtodd 7]

[jerryskids 5,206]

For the record, I was never thrown out of a bar because of Bob Ryan, but I did almost get into a fight with him in a bar in Faneuil (sp?) Hall after a Celts game. I said something about Larry Bird only being considered great because he is white. Alcohol was involved on both sides.

[Chronic Husker 85]

For the record, I was never thrown out of a bar because of Bob Ryan, but I did almost get into a fight with him in a bar in Faneuil (sp?) Hall after a Celts game. I said something about Larry Bird only being considered great because he is white. Alcohol was involved on both sides.

The answer to that question is Tusekan Raiders. He got in an argument with Ryan over whether or not Ryan was an idiot.

 

It's been a while but I'm pretty sure about this. Will have to get confirmation from TR, though.

[jerryskids 5,206]

The answer to that question is Tusekan Raiders. He got in an argument with Ryan over whether or not Ryan was an idiot.

 

It's been a while but I'm pretty sure about this. Will have to get confirmation from TR, though.

TR, eh? I remember somebody here having a very similar Bob Ryan story to me. If I had to guess I'd have said PFB, but since he guessed me, apparently not. Also I haven't seen TR post much in the geek club.

[Chronic Husker 85]

TR, eh? I remember somebody here having a very similar Bob Ryan story to me.

If I remember correctly, it did happen in a bar.

 

ETA----->It did happen in a bar. I remember the thread was one I created a long friggin time ago asking "What have you been kicked out of?"

 

TR was kicked out of the bar.

[BLS 313]

1-21: who fuckin cares?

 

 

[jvirne 0]

Whose plan was it to pretend they were NFL kickers when they went to Vegas, in order to get women?

[Chronic Husker 85]

Whose plan was it to pretend they were NFL kickers when they went to Vegas, in order to get women?

Dunno, but I wanna know.

[Drizzay 646]

It is a genius idea.

 

I remember when Cousin Sal (Jimmy Kimmel Live) bought a John Kasay jersey and went to the Super Bowl media day when CAR played NE. He was pretending to be him.

 

It was some funny-assed ######. All the foreign media fell for it!

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

The answer to that question is Tusekan Raiders. He got in an argument with Ryan over whether or not Ryan was an idiot.

 

It's been a while but I'm pretty sure about this. Will have to get confirmation from TR, though.

 

I remember jerry's story, but I did a search on Bob Ryan and there was people talking about Tusekan Raiders being thrown out of the bar. Apparently, Bob Ryan gets a lot shiot thrown at him.

[Tusekan Raiders 0]

It was a dive bar by old Tiger Stadium.  It must have been 1999 because we went to go there before it closed and they were playing the Red Sox.  I encountered Bob by chance in the pisser and engaged him in a debate on whether or not he was an idiot.  After vanquishing him in the debate, he was a sore loser and yada, yada, yada, my group was escorted out.

 

[Cdub100 3,381]

They are all rusty. 

[fandandy 3,311]

And...

Here we go.

It was SO much better back in the day.

How about you oldtimers suck my d1ck.

[fandandy 3,311]

Move on, you gnarly old focks.

[Tusekan Raiders 0]

5 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Move on, you gnarly old focks.

Lol.  You’re a feisty little fella.

[DuckStupid 40]

Don’t remember this thread. Fun questions, I only remembered a few 5-6 of them.  Jesus, I looked and I’ve been here over 20 years. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

Who was the geek that was roommates with Jamie Pressly and said all she did was smoke weed ?

[jerryskids 5,206]

For the record, the one about karate class with a Mortal Kombat guy was NOT me.  The Matt Leinart one was tho.  

 

[DuckStupid 40]

I think 13 was Bigtrain

[fandandy 3,311]

I take every derogatory word I may have ever said about any of you back.  I officially retract them all.  Sight unseen.  

You guys were cool back in the day.

Super duper cool.

Like, I mean, like, focking cool as all fock kind of cool.

I think it is healthy to keep talking about it 25 years later.

That is how cool you guys used to be.

I love this thread and I love you guys and I think you guys were extremely cool ...

in a room full of dolts 30 years ago.

 

Get over yourselves you phaggots.

[DuckStupid 40]

2 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I take every derogatory word I may have ever said about any of you back.  I officially retract them all.  Sight unseen.  

You guys were cool back in the day.

Super duper cool.

Like, I mean, like, focking cool as all fock kind of cool.

I think it is healthy to keep talking about it 25 years later.

That is how cool you guys used to be.

I love this thread and I love you guys and I think you guys were extremely cool ...

in a room full of dolts 30 years ago.

 

Get over yourselves you phaggots.

Your so cool. Look at you. 

[fandandy 3,311]

1 minute ago, DuckStupid said:

Your so cool. Look at you. 

I pray to Allah you still say that here in forty years.

[fandandy 3,311]

MOVE THE FOCK ON YOU STOOPID FOCKING PEOPLE

You were never cool.  Period.  Why is thay so difficut to understand?

[fandandy 3,311]

You are not cool now and you were not cool then.  The funny people, minus me and maybe three others left a long time ago.  Suck it up.