OK, fockheads...My Eggs Benedict videos

[JT 137]

My chilli cheese dogs are uploading right now..

 

I'll bet they are.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

I'll bet they are.

Yea...After reading that sentence again, it didn't sound quite right.

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

First random bump of the day.

[fandandy 3,311]

Nine years and 140 views later Sux's dreams of going viral still haven't come to fruition.  

[vuduchile 1,941]

I like Sux and all, but the cat on the counter disgusts me.  P!ssing and sh!tting and scratching around in the litter box then prancing around on the food prep surface?  No focking way.  

[5-Points 2,729]

37 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

I like Sux and all, but the cat on the counter disgusts me.  P!ssing and sh!tting and scratching around in the litter box then prancing around on the food prep surface?  No focking way.  

I hear ya. We don't allow the cats up on the counter but we know they're up there when we aren't home. So we always bleach wipe the counter before we start to cook anything. 

[Big Guy 1,400]

eggs are greta and all, but they're nothing to get yer dict bent over

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

4 minutes ago, Big Guy said:

eggs are greta and all, but they're nothing to get yer dict bent over

Well not for those of us that can get a decent pizza. 

[SUXBNME 1,335]

6 hours ago, MTSkiBum said:

First random bump of the day.

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

Sung to riders on the storm

 

Kitties on the counter
Kitties on the counter
Into Sux's house we're born
Into Sux's yard we're thrown
Come on ringworms not that bad
Being outside makes kitties sad
Kitties on the counter.

There's are cankles on the road
Her brain is carrying a heavy load
Who will I blame today
For letting the election slip away
Maybe UFOs
Carrying aliens with three toes
Cankels on the road, yeah.

Tub Girl you gotta love your man
Tub Girl you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah.

Kitties on the counter
Kitties on the counter
Into Sux's house we're born
Into Sux's yard we're thrown
Come on ringworms not that bad
Being outside makes kitties sad
Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

 

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

Bump for Sux

[SUXBNME 1,335]

1 hour ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Bump for Sux

I was kinda hoping this thread would just die a natural death 

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

1 minute ago, SUXBNME said:

I was kinda hoping this thread would just die a natural death 

Oops. Sorry about that. 

[KSB2424 3,083]

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

1 hour ago, KSB2424 said:

We aren't supposed to bump this thread. 

[wiffleball 4,640]

Much rather go with Croque Madame

[OldMaid 1,838]

Is this the video with the powdered Hollandaise sauce?

[SUXBNME 1,335]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

Is this the video with the powdered Hollandaise sauce?

Like you're Betty Flay 

[yoda] Better looking kats you had, mmmm...yessss...instructional cooking videos you don't..That is why you fail, it is  [/yoda]

[OldMaid 1,838]

11 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Like you're Betty Flay 

[yoda] Better looking kats you had, mmmm...yessss...instructional cooking videos you don't..That is why you fail, it is  [/yoda]

I’m thinking you have a powdered brain, as well.

 

[Bier Meister 1,514]

4 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Much rather go with Croque Madame

Croque Monsieur was my lunch today...consulting with a  french restaurant.

[Titan Gurflend 3]

Why you cook egg when you can cook fat cats?