Poll: Yes/no, I want Rusty to reveal all his aliases

[Ken8080 6]

[NorthernVike 2,087]

OK, the Geeks have spoken. I will include ALL of them. I've lost passwords to a lot of them, but I can also prove that I still have a lot of them. A few of them I gave away, and others I acquired. Moderators deleted some of them. I won't say what is what.

 

Merry Christmas:

 

God Almighty

Sandy Loam

Death

Mr. Panties

FFToday Administrator

FFBrian

Fantasy Football Dumbass

The Soilost

Butt Shot Woman

Shock & Awe

Bryant's Revenge

Albert E. Ass' Boyfriend

Booger

Pimpadeaux

Best Buy

Loogie

Lou Gee

Indy Colts Fan

Chicken Tree

unregistered

Carbohydrate Husker

 

and last, but not least, the one I wasn't sure I'd share ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ken8080

 

 

Who are they?

[Vic_Rattlehead 0]

ken8080

 

One of my favorite posters EVAH

[The Elevator Killer 558]

OK, the Geeks have spoken. I will include ALL of them. I've lost passwords to a lot of them, but I can also prove that I still have a lot of them. A few of them I gave away, and others I acquired. Moderators deleted some of them. I won't say what is what.

 

Merry Christmas:

 

God Almighty

Sandy Loam

Death

Mr. Panties

FFToday Administrator

FFBrian

Fantasy Football Dumbass

The Soilost

Butt Shot Woman

Shock & Awe

Bryant's Revenge

Albert E. Ass' Boyfriend

Booger

Pimpadeaux

Best Buy

Loogie

Lou Gee

Indy Colts Fan

Chicken Tree

unregistered

Carbohydrate Husker

 

and last, but not least, the one I wasn't sure I'd share ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ken8080

 

 

That's 22. I thought there were more. I really expected some that weren't on the list.

 

Stanley Pickle

Phillybear

Manboy

Recliner Pilot

 

I guess I am paranoid and think everyone is you.

 

Also

 

ANOTHER LIST I DIDN'T MAKE!

 

[Vic_Rattlehead 0]

I once registered downspoutboy, but it never took off like gutterboy.

[gutterslut 1]

Those usernames are so Irrelavant. lol

 

Is this the time for all your other aliases to chime in on what a great job you did.

 

 

These Geeks are not as dumb as you paint them to be. Or maybe ................

 

 

You must really have a plan. I'll wait for it and report on it when I smell it.

[Mike Honcho 5,287]

OK, the Geeks have spoken. I will include ALL of them. I've lost passwords to a lot of them, but I can also prove that I still have a lot of them. A few of them I gave away, and others I acquired. Moderators deleted some of them. I won't say what is what.

 

 

Shock & Awe

 

 

That's the name of my FFTeam...

[Frank M 181]

You know how many people are crying right now because you aren't Recliner Pilot?

[NorthernVike 2,087]

Those usernames are so Irrelavant. lol

 

 

 

Aren't all users names here irrelevant?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Who are they?

 

There is some history behind some of them, dating all the way back to 2002.

 

Sandy Loam, for example, is a drunken Russian figure skater created during the winter Olympics, when we debated the joys of watching women ice skate.

 

Albert E. Ass' Boyfriend was a response to the alias Albert E. Ass.

 

Pimpadeaux was just a new handle I wanted to use for awhile.

 

Mr. Panties was created because grandpahoo is one of those people who cringe at the word "panties."

 

Best Buy was created after an argument over the Best Buy service plan, while Chicken Tree was created after LSUTiger mentioned something about a chicken tree, and we were all like, "WTF is a chicken tree?" I gave that handle away, and it's still in use.

 

The best was Indy Colts Fan, although most would say The Soilost.

 

Spider Fantasy is a Curly who came over here after the botched jihad. Around spring or summer 2003, we hatched a prank for her and another Geek to fall in love and get married or something.

 

We dragged this out over the course of months. There were the usuall "I'm calling BS on this" remarks, but a lot of people bought into it. However, exhausted after the birth of my second son and home from the hospital with my older son, I forgot to log out as Indy Colts Fan and started posting as me. And the first or second post in was "Oops! "

 

I'd say it was only second to 2dgsfking as the best prank in board history, unless you count ken8080.

 

[gutterslut 1]

That's 22. I thought there were more. I really expected some that weren't on the list.

 

Stanley Pickle

Phillybear

Manboy

Recliner Pilot

 

 

 

lol Yes he forgot that he already outted Stanley Pickle and Recliner Pilot. Like I said, once a liar always a liar. SUCKSBNRusty is lying right in the middle of his telling of the truth. No cred whatsoever.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

You know how many people are crying right now because you aren't Recliner Pilot?

 

 

People in 2004 took the debates between torridjoe and I way too seriously and assumed I am some hardcore Republitard, which I am not.

 

All I was doing was picking some point in his argument, doing a lot of Internet research and then mindlessly debating him for the hell of it.

 

I think that's what led to people thinking I am Recliner Pilot.

 

The weird thing is that we actually live in the same city, although I've never met him. He knows who I am because I'm rather visible in the paper and in the community. I also know that he lives within a mile of me, and his kids went to the same school where my kids are going now.

 

We were talking about going out to get a beer or something, but now I suppose I have no way of tracking him down, seeing as he's left the board forevah. He says I wouldn't know him if I bumped into him, but I always wonder ...

 

[gutterslut 1]

People in 2004 took the debates between torridjoe and I way too seriously and assumed I am some hardcore Republitard, which I am not.

 

All I was doing was picking some point in his argument, doing a lot of Internet research and then mindlessly debating him for the hell of it.

 

I think that's what led to people thinking I am Recliner Pilot.

 

The weird thing is that we actually live in the same city, although I've never met him. He knows who I am because I'm rather visible in the paper and in the community. I also know that he lives within a mile of me, and his kids went to the same school where my kids are going now.

 

We were talking about going out to get a beer or something, but now I suppose I have no way of tracking him down, seeing as he's left the board forevah. He says I wouldn't know him if I bumped into him, but I always wonder ...

 

 

 

 

.................LIAR.........................

[DuckStupid 40]

About what? Rusty thinks this is a Grandpahoo alias, but I'm telling you this is not a Grandpahoo alias. It's also not a Rusty alias. You have any IP evidence to prove me wrong bucko?

Am I also a Rusty alias?

[The Elevator Killer 558]

lol Yes he forgot that he already outted Stanley Pickle and Recliner Pilot. Like I said, once a liar always a liar. SUCKSBNRusty is lying right in the middle of his telling of the truth. No cred whatsoever.

 

I wasn't accusing, just saying some of the people I thought he may have been behind. Relax. Have a drink. Enjoy life a little. It's Christmas man. Go buy yourself something.

[The Elevator Killer 558]

Am I also a Rusty alias?

 

You didn't make the cut. Sorry. I'll claim you if that will make you feel better.

[Baby Jesus 0]

I don't believe you were the original ken8080. You stole the handle in the same manner that Anon stole buck.

[DuckStupid 40]

I don't believe you were the original ken8080. You stole the handle in the same manner that Anon stole buck.

yep

[Frank M 181]

People in 2004 took the debates between torridjoe and I way too seriously and assumed I am some hardcore Republitard, which I am not.

 

All I was doing was picking some point in his argument, doing a lot of Internet research and then mindlessly debating him for the hell of it.

 

I think that's what led to people thinking I am Recliner Pilot.

 

The weird thing is that we actually live in the same city, although I've never met him. He knows who I am because I'm rather visible in the paper and in the community. I also know that he lives within a mile of me, and his kids went to the same school where my kids are going now.

 

We were talking about going out to get a beer or something, but now I suppose I have no way of tracking him down, seeing as he's left the board forevah. He says I wouldn't know him if I bumped into him, but I always wonder ...

 

 

There was also that time that I told everyone that I knew who RP was, and I said that you had revealed to me that you were him.

[Secret Asian Man 45]

There was also that time that I told everyone that I knew who RP was, and I said that you had revealed to me that you were him.

 

[DanXIII 8]

Who are they?

 

I've been here since 2001 (this is my second handle, I lost the e-mail/pw to my first one and have no idea how to retrieve it) and I have honestly never seen any of those...though I have taken extended breaks from the bored (usually in the football offseason).

 

If this is true, Rusty has certainly wtffacepwned a lot of people

 

If it's untrue, he's wtffacepwned a lot of other people

 

Either way,

 

[Secret Asian Man 45]

 

The best was Indy Colts Fan, although most would say The Soilost.

 

Spider Fantasy is a Curly who came over here after the botched jihad. Around spring or summer 2003, we hatched a prank for her and another Geek to fall in love and get married or something.

 

We dragged this out over the course of months. There were the usuall "I'm calling BS on this" remarks, but a lot of people bought into it. However, exhausted after the birth of my second son and home from the hospital with my older son, I forgot to log out as Indy Colts Fan and started posting as me. And the first or second post in was "Oops! "

 

I'd say it was only second to 2dgsfking as the best prank in board history, unless you count ken8080.

 

 

It ranks way up there with Ju-Day and Burt and his Dog. Ju-Day didn't fool anyone, but she created hilarity from the responses she got. Maybe I'm remembering it too fondly because I was somewhat new. I still don't know who was behind that one.

 

And I don't know if Burt and his dog was real or not. But it doesn't matter really.

 

Mr. Panties was a personal favorite of mine.

 

[phillybear 366]

This is probably the fifth time that Rusty has listed his aliases; this is a bit like Neo showing up to meet the Architect in the Matrix movies. But, the bored doesn't search past a certain date, so this is a nice reminder. I remember seeing a bunch of those handles in action, and recalled a number of them from the last reveal.

 

Rusty, are you sure you didn't reveal the Ken8080 before? I think you did.

[DanXIII 8]

For the record, I never thought Rusty was RP. RP has a certain kind of posting style that is very difficult to emulate with any kind of consistency. I tried copying it on another bored and it proved much too taxing. I think RP is RP

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

I'm pretty sure Burt was Ju-day. Sent me and several other pics of Ju-day in her panties. :puke: Probably one of Burt's ex-girlfrineds.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

This is probably the fifth time that Rusty has listed his aliases; this is a bit like Neo showing up to meet the Architect in the Matrix movies. But, the bored doesn't search past a certain date, so this is a nice reminder. I remember seeing a bunch of those handles in action, and recalled a number of them from the last reveal.

 

Rusty, are you sure you didn't reveal the Ken8080 before? I think you did.

 

 

I have. I've produced this list from time to time over the years. And, yes, the ken8080 handle was stolen, and I used it to concoct that whole story about his wife leaving him and all that. I've been trying to swipe the Jerome in Manhattan handle for years without success. I haven't created an alias in years. I think "unregistered" was the last one. I wonder if the password still works.

[Guest unregistered]

 

Actually, this was the second-to-last alias. The last was Carbohydrate Husker, and I *think* I gave that one away. The password I have for it doesn't work.

[Guest unregistered]

[The Elevator Killer 558]

I'm pretty sure Burt was Ju-day. Sent me and several other pics of Ju-day in her panties. :puke: Probably one of Burt's ex-girlfrineds.

 

That would explain how he came up with the masterbating his dog idea.

[phillybear 366]

So far there has been no contradiction to any alias confirmations I made in the other thread. My credibility is impeccable.

 

Well, other than with gutterslut.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

People in 2004 took the debates between torridjoe and I way too seriously and assumed I am some hardcore Republitard, which I am not.

 

All I was doing was picking some point in his argument, doing a lot of Internet research and then mindlessly debating him for the hell of it.

 

I think that's what led to people thinking I am Recliner Pilot.

 

The weird thing is that we actually live in the same city, although I've never met him. He knows who I am because I'm rather visible in the paper and in the community. I also know that he lives within a mile of me, and his kids went to the same school where my kids are going now.

 

We were talking about going out to get a beer or something, but now I suppose I have no way of tracking him down, seeing as he's left the board forevah. He says I wouldn't know him if I bumped into him, but I always wonder ...

 

 

 

You disappointed a lot of posters by not claiming me as one of your alia. Still waiting for your craptastic band Buttfellow Blonde to get a gig at Moore's. If you do I'm there to buy you a Shiner.

 

BTW, I was on the paper's website and saw they had pics posted from your company Christmas party. Rusty, Rusty, Rusty.........you should know by now to not get sh!tfaced drunk, grab the microphone, and start singing My Way.

 

 

http://spotted.tylerpaper.com/photos/index.php?id=4291263&size=large

 

 

[The Elevator Killer 558]

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty.........you should know by now to not get sh!tfaced drunk, grab the microphone, and start singing My Way.

 

 

http://spotted.tylerpaper.com/photos/index.php?id=4291263&size=large

 

 

 

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

You disappointed a lot of posters by not claiming me as one of your alia. Still waiting for your craptastic band Buttfellow Blonde to get a gig at Moore's. If you do I'm there to buy you a Shiner.

 

BTW, I was on the paper's website and saw they had pics posted from your company Christmas party. Rusty, Rusty, Rusty.........you should know by now to not get sh!tfaced drunk, grab the microphone, and start singing My Way.

 

 

http://spotted.tylerpaper.com/photos/index.php?id=4291263&size=large

 

 

:first:

[Guest unregistered]

You disappointed a lot of posters by not claiming me as one of your alia. Still waiting for your craptastic band Buttfellow Blonde to get a gig at Moore's. If you do I'm there to buy you a Shiner.

 

BTW, I was on the paper's website and saw they had pics posted from your company Christmas party. Rusty, Rusty, Rusty.........you should know by now to not get sh!tfaced drunk, grab the microphone, and start singing My Way.

 

 

http://spotted.tylerpaper.com/photos/index.php?id=4291263&size=large

 

 

 

 

The story behind that is the company wanted me to sing focking "Here Comes Santa Claus" to bring in the big guy in the red suit. What they FOCKING FORGOT TO TELL ME was that this band in the corner would be accompanying me.

 

 

So I launch into it, and then the band comes in IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT KEY, and then hilarity ensued.

 

I've never wanted to get off a stage faster in my life, and Santa is causally walking over and greeting kids one at a time. Finally, I just walked over, handed him the mic and ran away.

 

[Meglamaniac 527]

[The Elevator Killer 558]

The story behind that is the company wanted me to sing focking "Here Comes Santa Claus" to bring in the big guy in the red suit. What they FOCKING FORGOT TO TELL ME was that this band in the corner would be accompanying me.

 

 

So I launch into it, and then the band comes in IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT KEY, and then hilarity ensued.

 

I've never wanted to get off a stage faster in my life, and Santa is causally walking over and greeting kids one at a time. Finally, I just walked over, handed him the mic and ran away.

 

 

Will that be on your next CD?

[Guest unregistered]

Will that be on your next CD?

 

 

My next CD has been done for almost a year, but I've only sent out 1 copy, which went to patriotfatboy as part of the March Madness deal. I should probably get on that.

 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I stand by assertion that Rusty is Recliner Pilot. Of course it doesn't matter now, since Recliner Pilot is (thankfully) gone.

[SUXBNME 1,509]

I stand by assertion that Rusty is Recliner Pilot. Of course it doesn't matter now, since Recliner Pilot is (thankfully) gone.

Not that I know for a fact, but I would guess you to be wrong on this.

[IMMensaMind 462]

I stand by assertion that Rusty is Recliner Pilot. Of course it doesn't matter now, since Recliner Pilot is (thankfully) gone.