Need Geek opinions on a chick that used to be a guy

[The Elevator Killer 714]

I would have known if orientaltransformer had a damn adams apple.

 

History proves that you wouldn't.

 

[The Pope 10]

MedStudent. You cut too much of the pemus off!

[jerryskids 7,085]

I miss you

 

At least you actually gave me somewhat of a challenge at teh game of pool

 

(Yea...You know I let you win)

I'm talking to a company about being global account director for Intel, so you may get me back, you big old suckatpool galoot.

[gocolts 300]

Changed your mind on gay marriage?

:lol:

[Saint Elistan 106]

Would still hit it.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Awesome. Now I'd definitely let her use my hello Kitty calculator!!!

 

[sorrycharlie 0]

Changed your mind on gay marriage?

Didn't ya see it holding the License/ID?

It said it was a she..male......ahhhh Fe..Male.....yeah that's it.

 

 

 

 

:wall:

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Man that would suck to find out that some chick you had banged used to be a dude. I think it would be pretty hard to trust anyone after that. Then again is the "chick" supposed to tell you that up-front before you bang her? Because then "she" would probably never get laid. Interesting conundrum.

[nikki2200 4]

Man that would suck to find out that some chick you had banged used to be a dude. I think it would be pretty hard to trust anyone after that. Then again is the "chick" supposed to tell you that up-front before you bang her? Because then "she" would probably never get laid. Interesting conundrum.

 

I would think you would be able to tell before and during the banging that something wasn't right

[IGotWorms 4,063]

I would think you would be able to tell before and during the banging that something wasn't right

 

Really? I mean I'm sure you could tell the boobs were fake, but maybe she just had a boob job? As for "down there", I don't know how good of a job they do with that. Nor am I brave enough to look up pictures of it on the internet. If they did a decent job though, you might never know.

[sorrycharlie 0]

I would think you would be able to tell before and during the banging that something wasn't right

 

Really shitted may make things like recognition a little difficult......I was wondering what the Fritos in there would be like....I betcha something wouldn't feel right....I'd be so hammered I may have thought I put it in the asz and just keep going.

 

I'd only realize something really was wrong when it came into the bathroom while I was taking a dump, and took a piss in the sink!

 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

[nikki2200 4]

Really? I mean I'm sure you could tell the boobs were fake, but maybe she just had a boob job? As for "down there", I don't know how good of a job they do with that. Nor am I brave enough to look up pictures of it on the internet. If they did a decent job though, you might never know.

 

Don't want to get too graphic... but I can't imagine the "down there" would be anything like the real "down there". It may look like it cosmetically from afar, but it's not the same body part, ya know? I would think you'd be able to tell pretty quickly something wasn't right.

 

 

Really shitted may make things like recognition a little difficult......I was wondering what the Fritos in there would be like....I betcha something wouldn't feel right....I'd be so hammered I may have thought I put it in the asz and just keep going.

 

I'd only realize something really was wrong when it came into the bathroom while I was taking a dump, and took a piss in the sink!

 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

 

Maybe you get a pass if you were really really drunk. Like BunnyBastards drunk. Other than that....

[Frank M 181]

Don't want to get too graphic... but I can't imagine the "down there" would be anything like the real "down there". It may look like it cosmetically from afar, but it's not the same body part, ya know? I would think you'd be able to tell pretty quickly something wasn't right.

 

 

 

I was curious about that, too, so I googled it, and this page came up. I didn't read it all, but there are photos of vaginoplasty midway down the page, and I gotta tell you, I don't know how many guys would truly be able to tell the difference. The only major difference from what they say is that typical depths for newly constructed vaginas are 4-6 inches, way too shallow to accommodate the gigantic peemuses all the guys on this board possess.

 

NSFW, obviously, because of graphic pics.

[GettnHuge 2]

meh

 

yup

[swirvenirvin 25]

No way use to be a guy with that face

[nikki2200 4]

yup

 

You have clearly proven your heterosexuality.

 

Either that or you were just being a doosh in the first place and it worked out in your favor.

[sheadtoo 1]

wait! did he..she..it .....did it used to be a guy when I read this this morning?

[ADD1CT36 1]

I was curious about that, too, so I googled it, and this page came up. I didn't read it all, but there are photos of vaginoplasty midway down the page, and I gotta tell you, I don't know how many guys would truly be able to tell the difference. The only major difference from what they say is that typical depths for newly constructed vaginas are 4-6 inches, way too shallow to accommodate the gigantic peemuses all the guys on this board possess.

 

NSFW, obviously, because of graphic pics.

Holy crap some of you guys are going to freakin FAINT if you look at the pics of the procedure!! I don't even have a peemus and I was having phantom pains down there. Yikes!

 

I do find it fascinating tho, like who the eff thought all that out??????? Snip snip snip!

 

And this...

"DON'T READ ANY FURTHER if you are squeamish about surgeries, or if you have any anxieties about your own genitalia."

 

[Frank M 181]

Holy crap some of you guys are going to freakin FAINT if you look at the pics of the procedure!! I don't even have a peemus and I was having phantom pains down there. Yikes!

 

I do find it fascinating tho, like who the eff thought all that out??????? Snip snip snip!

 

And this...

"DON'T READ ANY FURTHER if you are squeamish about surgeries, or if you have any anxieties about your own genitalia."

 

 

But it looks fairly normal afterwards, right? At least that's what I thought.

[nikki2200 4]

But it looks fairly normal afterwards, right? At least that's what I thought.

 

It may look normal.... but it can't feel the same?

[kilroy69 1,268]

vaginoplasty hahaha ya learn something knew everyday here. Sounds like a made up word that you would call your little brother.

 

 

Take the trash you ya vaginoplasty before mom gets mad at you.

[ADD1CT36 1]

But it looks fairly normal afterwards, right? At least that's what I thought.

Except that you don't see a lot all hairy any more... which I guess is either because they didn't want to shave yet or want to cover scars.

 

Wow that site is helpful! Very thorough. And supportive. I suddenly want to have a vag1na...

[Bill E. 703]

Holy crap some of you guys are going to freakin FAINT if you look at the pics of the procedure!! I don't even have a peemus and I was having phantom pains down there. Yikes!

 

I do find it fascinating tho, like who the eff thought all that out??????? Snip snip snip!

 

And this...

"DON'T READ ANY FURTHER if you are squeamish about surgeries, or if you have any anxieties about your own genitalia."

 

 

Why the hell did I click on that link?

[Frank M 181]

It may look normal.... but it can't feel the same?

 

I don't know. I suppose that since the tissue is not really the same and won't lubricate like a normal vagina, some sort of lubricant needs to be used, but other than that, what would feel different? It's warmth and friction.

[gocolts 300]

But it looks fairly normal afterwards, right? At least that's what I thought.

I agree. I don't think I would be able to tell, which seems a little scary the more I think about it.

[nikki2200 4]

I don't know. I suppose that since the tissue is not really the same and won't lubricate like a normal vagina, some sort of lubricant needs to be used, but other than that, what would feel different? It's warmth and friction.

 

Well it's outside skin. So I'm assuming it would feel like outside skin and it wouldn't be the same effect at all. And yea lubrication would be a big issue. And I'm assuming if you didn't know you were with a TS..... you would think something was odd at a minimum.

 

I think we need someone to try this out for us and report back. Volunteers?

[ADD1CT36 1]

I don't know. I suppose that since the tissue is not really the same and won't lubricate like a normal vagina, some sort of lubricant needs to be used, but other than that, what would feel different? It's warmth and friction.

I would imagine most of the nerve endings would be dead around there. I don't know if anyone else has had any kind of skin graft, but usually you don't get a whole lot of feeling on that skin. Plus the scar tissue can be pretty thick. I think more than anything, as it says in the very helpful article, its mostly psychological pleasure.

[Frank M 181]

I would imagine most of the nerve endings would be dead around there. I don't know if anyone else has had any kind of skin graft, but usually you don't get a whole lot of feeling on that skin. Plus the scar tissue can be pretty thick. I think more than anything, as it says in the very helpful article, its mostly psychological pleasure.

 

For the woman, yes, it's probably not as pleasurable, although part of the head of the peemus is left to act as a cl1toris, which would give some stimulation. But the question is would a man be able to tell the difference. I say likely not.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Hedwig and the angry inch songs keep running through my head...

 

I would doubt most guys would notice much. Esp if they don't bother with the cl1t anyway.

[Frank M 181]

Hedwig and the angry inch songs keep running through my head...

 

I would doubt most guys would notice much. Esp if they don't bother with the cl1t anyway.

On a related note, I've never quite understood guys who say they can't find it. It's not as if it's hiding in a bunker or anything.

[GettnHuge 2]

Hedwig and the angry inch songs keep running through my head...

 

I would doubt most guys would notice much. Esp if they don't bother with the cl1t anyway.

 

the who

[ADD1CT36 1]

On a related note, I've never quite understood guys who say they can't find it. It's not as if it's hiding in a bunker or anything.

Yea its the little man in the boat. If there's someone in a boat, you can usually see him.

 

It does amaze me that guys just bang away and wonder why we don't enjoy sex. And on the opposite side you have guys that rub it too hard or treat it like a wii nunchuk.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,602]

Don't want to get too graphic... but I can't imagine the "down there" would be anything like the real "down there". It may look like it cosmetically from afar, but it's not the same body part, ya know? I would think you'd be able to tell pretty quickly something wasn't right.

 

 

 

 

Maybe you get a pass if you were really really drunk. Like BunnyBastards drunk. Other than that....

 

 

The probability that you speak of is 1/100000000, even if drunk. I think. Fawking transforming blowtards. Never trust...............EVER!!!!

[kilroy69 1,268]

the who

no no not the who..........Hedwig and the angry inch

[BunnysBastatrds 2,602]

Yea its the little man in the boat. If there's someone in a boat, you can usually see him.

 

It does amaze me that guys just bang away and wonder why we don't enjoy sex. And on the opposite side you have guys that rub it too hard or treat it like a wii nunchuk.

 

 

"Little man in the boat?" Really? I kept looking for the little man in the boat, and he never surfaced. Like the submarine loaded with baking soda that my farts sanks years ago as a five year old. Down goes Captain Crunch!!! Drownded in a pool of my vomit. Little man in the boat? Hey little guy, give me a snorkel and all is good. I'm below sea level and still can cause a woman to shake violently due to extreme orgasm. And that sub had nothing to do with it.

 

What does your little man in the boat look like Addict36? Does he need glases?

[IMMensaMind 462]

Christ. A reverse Adadictomy. Why the fock did I look at that link?

[nikki2200 4]

"Little man in the boat?" Really? I kept looking for the little man in the boat, and he never surfaced. Like the submarine loaded with baking soda that my farts sanks years ago as a five year old. Down goes Captain Crunch!!! Drownded in a pool of my vomit. Little man in the boat? Hey little guy, give me a snorkel and all is good. I'm below sea level and still can cause a woman to shake violently due to extreme orgasm. And that sub had nothing to do with it.

 

What does your little man in the boat look like Addict36? Does he need glases?

 

I would give anything to spend one hour in your brain ala Meeting John Malkovich.

[Chronic Husker 86]

I just asked Ms. CH if I treat her clit like a Wii nunchuck. She said it depends on what game I'm playing.

 

[IGotWorms 4,063]

"Little man in the boat?" Really? I kept looking for the little man in the boat, and he never surfaced. Like the submarine loaded with baking soda that my farts sanks years ago as a five year old. Down goes Captain Crunch!!! Drownded in a pool of my vomit. Little man in the boat? Hey little guy, give me a snorkel and all is good. I'm below sea level and still can cause a woman to shake violently due to extreme orgasm. And that sub had nothing to do with it.

 

What does your little man in the boat look like Addict36? Does he need glases?

 

I often find myself wondering if BunnysBastards is schizophrenic or something. Or maybe he is just a genius, pure and simple. Maybe there isn't even any difference? I feel like I don't know anything anymore after reading his posts.

[Me_2006 14]

"Little man in the boat?" Really? I kept looking for the little man in the boat, and he never surfaced. Like the submarine loaded with baking soda that my farts sanks years ago as a five year old. Down goes Captain Crunch!!! Drownded in a pool of my vomit. Little man in the boat? Hey little guy, give me a snorkel and all is good. I'm below sea level and still can cause a woman to shake violently due to extreme orgasm. And that sub had nothing to do with it.

 

What does your little man in the boat look like Addict36? Does he need glases?

This.