Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 30, 2011 Release the Kraken last night. Not sure if I should have or WWYD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,824 Posted March 30, 2011 Kill yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 62 Posted March 30, 2011 She wants to eat your butt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,531 Posted March 30, 2011 I think you can give her 30 seconds out of your day chief.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 30, 2011 So, she bought a strap-on. ETA: Or do they have a pen1s??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted March 30, 2011 Maybe I'm unhip, but what the hell does "Release the kraken" mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 62 Posted March 30, 2011 Maybe I'm unhip, but what the hell does "Release the kraken" mean? I assume she's referring to his manhood by the name of the giant squid in Pirates of the Caribbean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted March 30, 2011 I assume she's referring to his manhood by the name of the giant squid in Pirates of the Caribbean. So she just wanted to have sex with him, and his response is: Not sure if I should have or WWYD That wouldn't make sense. Unless his wife is fat or ugly or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,097 Posted March 30, 2011 I assume she's referring to his manhood by the name of the giant squid in Pirates of the Caribbean. God I'm old...I immediately thought of Clash of the Titans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 30, 2011 So she just wanted to have sex with him, and his response is: That wouldn't make sense. Unless his wife is fat or ugly or something. She littreally said "release the kraken", sorry I thought it was funny, guess not, carry on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 30, 2011 God I'm old...I immediately thought of Clash of the Titans. it's a 2010 movie as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 30, 2011 I don't understand this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 30, 2011 I don't understand this thread. I don't think anyone does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted March 30, 2011 God I'm old...I immediately thought of Clash of the Titans. Me too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted March 30, 2011 She littreally said "release the kraken", sorry I thought it was funny, guess not, carry on Ok. I get that she asked for your pen*s in a kind of funny way. But I don't understand the rest. Why would you be unsure if you should have done it? Why would you go from to ? Why would you ask us what we would do in the same situation since I'm guessing most would fock their wife? :confused: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted March 30, 2011 wait, why were you or ? your old lady wants to bang, fails at an attempt ot be funny about it? is that the story? itsatip, 98% of chicks arent funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Ok. I get that she asked for your pen*s in a kind of funny way. But I don't understand the rest. Why would you be unsure if you should have done it? Why would you go from to ? Why would you ask us what we would do in the same situation since I'm guessing most would fock their wife? :confused: maybe he wants to know if we will fock his wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 30, 2011 maybe he wants to know if we will fock his wife? Stunt Cack!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted March 30, 2011 maybe he wants to know if we will fock his wife? well....I guess I will if that's what he's asking, but I'm still unsure. Hopefully he will clear it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 30, 2011 wait, why were you or ? your old lady wants to bang, fails at an attempt ot be funny about it? is that the story? itsatip, 98% of chicks arent funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted March 30, 2011 Why the face? Because chicks aren't funny? or because you now know that not even a husband will always be be willing to fock you when you ask for it? ...again, if that's what Megla was saying, as I'm still confused by his original post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 30, 2011 Why the face? Because chicks aren't funny? or because you now know that not even a husband will always be be willing to fock you when you ask for it? ...again, if that's what Megla was saying, as I'm still confused by his original post. The chicks aren't funny comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted March 30, 2011 The chicks aren't funny comment. Oh. Well how does it make you feel to know that even when you find a guy willing to marry you, he won't always be willing to fock you? ...again, if that's what Megla was saying, as I'm still confused by his original post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 30, 2011 I thought release the Kraken was code for poo...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 30, 2011 Ok. I get that she asked for your pen*s in a kind of funny way. But I don't understand the rest. Why would you be unsure if you should have done it? Why would you go from to ? Why would you ask us what we would do in the same situation since I'm guessing most would fock their wife? :confused: Because she called it a Kraken, is it a compliment, a complaint, does it matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 30, 2011 Well how does it make you feel to know that even when you find a guy willing to marry you, he won't always be willing to fock you? I'm already aware of this. That is what the pool boy is for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 30, 2011 Because she called it a Kraken, is it a compliment, a complaint, does it matter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken She could be saying it's gigantic. She could also be saying it's deformed. Why didn't you just ask her WTF she was talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted March 30, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken She could be saying it's gigantic. She could also be saying it's deformed. Why didn't you just ask her WTF she was talking about? She can't talk with her mouth full Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted March 31, 2011 Did you tell her you were gonna need a bigger boat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,531 Posted March 31, 2011 The important thing is to attempt to stimulate clitoris first in order to affect the pudental nerve thus engaging the cervix which tickles the vagus nerve and the G-spot leading to the pelvic nerve dancing....if you do that right, and have the right action/penetration ratio you get a fired up posterior fornix which sends her hypogastric plexus into orbit.... HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted March 31, 2011 The chicks aren't funny comment. You may be among the 2%...but embarrassing pious narcissists makes me laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
