BunnysBastatrds: Ask me Anything

[OldMaid 2,137]

If you had to... which family member would you kill off and why?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

What's the weirdest thing you've peed on that you weren't supposed to pee on?

 

 

My refrigerator. For about a year, reasons still unkown as to why it started and then suddenly stopped, I would wake up some nights after a tying one on and piss in the fridge. Got so bad, I would buy all my food on a nightly basis.

[NewbieJr 541]

Favorite breakfast cereal?

 

Favorite flavor of wings?

[nzoner 939]

Favorite classic band?

 

Most memorable sporting event you witnessed in person?

 

Speaking of N'awlins do you like the wood fired pizza and if so what is your favorite?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

What is the proudest achievement of your life to date?

 

Tell us a bit about Hurricane Katrina. Did you live in NOLA at the time? Were you evacuated? If so, how long were you gone? What were things like when you returned?

 

 

I know it's boring, but my daughter. She's doing really good in school. Smart, funny, loves football and girly things. She's got Ozzy in her I-Tunes because of a song she heard me play.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have lived her just about my whole life. Katrina was a b!tch. Katrina means "to cleanse" and she did that and then some. I didn't evacuate. I stayed. I have this sick fascination with storms. If it kills me, so be it. My family went to Houston and stayed for a week. The power came back on at my house and I told them it was safe to come home. I live in an area that didn't flood so we were sparred that bullet. I did have about $25 Grand in damages though. Roof, some interior damage, and a few fences.

 

I got my office running about two and a half weeks after the storm. One of the first claims I got was to look at an NOPD officers flooded car downtown. They wouldn't let you in New Orleans at that time so I got an escort from him. It was my first look at what eight feet of water can do to entire neighborhoods. It really does look like a bomb went off. No birds flying around and everything is dead. I'll never forget the officer saying to me "This is your first time back in here?" after seeing the expression on my face when I got out of the car. I worked the next year in the hardest hit areas around and in the city. Made a lot of money and helped a lot of people. Things like Katrina change you in ways you would never expect.

[Franknbeans 46]

exactly how gay are you?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

If you had to... which family member would you kill off and why?

 

 

That's easy. My brother-in-law. Because I have never met a bigger POS than him. My sister-in-law is divorcing him. They have two kids, one not even a year old. He quits his job when he hears the news, hires an attorney, and then requests she pay child support to him. She's a teacher who doesn't make sh!t and this fawk head is sitting on his ass doing nothing being supported by his mommy who hates us.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

Favorite breakfast cereal?

 

Favorite flavor of wings?

 

 

Haven't eaten a bowl of ceral in twenty five years. When I was a kid I liked Frosted Flakes.

 

 

Fire Hot Wings. As hot as you can make them.

[OldMaid 2,137]

What do you consider to be your worst quality and your best?

[JackARoot 2]

If you were going to take your wife out to a nice NO restaurant, which one would you choose and what would you order?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

Favorite classic band?

 

Most memorable sporting event you witnessed in person?

 

Speaking of N'awlins do you like the wood fired pizza and if so what is your favorite?

 

 

The Stones. Whenever I go on a road trip, gotta have Hot Rocks.

 

 

 

The Saints barely beating the Vikings in the NFC Championship Game in OT. I still get misty eyed.

 

 

I didn't know we are known for wood fire pizza. We had a cherry tomato pizza topped with some cheese I never heard of before a few weeks ago for an appetiser.

 

 

exactly how gay are you?

 

 

I don't know. Can I touch your ears?

[Mookz 1,388]

I'll give you a hint: The birthplace of Jazz.

Cybertron?

 

 

Also, do you still stick tampons up your nose?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

What do you consider to be your worst quality and your best?

 

 

Worst? I have some bad habbits and I can be selfish about them.

 

Best? I am very generous and fair with everyone I know and meet. Even people I shouldn't be. If I walk away the better person, it's all good.

 

 

Is it further to New York, or by train?

 

Do you walk to school, or carry your lunch?

 

Depends on who's packing fudge. That should answer both.

[nzoner 939]

 

I didn't know we are known for wood fire pizza. We had a cherry tomato pizza topped with some cheese I never heard of before a few weeks ago for an appetise

 

I was there back in '94 for a Chiefs/Saints game,don't recall the place

 

possibly one of these but damn was it excellent pizza.

[NewbieJr 541]

Do you think I'm attractive?

[Cruzer 1,996]

It's been 6 years since Katrina - depending on which political blowhard you listened to the blame fell on all kinds of people. As a one who is from there, who do you mostly blame for the catastrophe? And in the event a storm of this magnitude were to approach again, how do you think things woud be handled differently by both officials and residents?

[DanXIII 8]

Does the French Quarter still stink of urine and body odor for like a week after mardi gras? I haven't been in forever.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

If you were going to take your wife out to a nice NO restaurant, which one would you choose and what would you order?

 

 

If price is no object. Antoine's. Gumbo and their Blackened Stuffed Redfish w/crab stuffing.

 

Others that are really good.

 

Rib Room- Steaks, ribs, and seafood

 

Galitoires- A little bit of everything New Orleans

 

Comanders Palace- A little bit of everything

 

Emerils Delmonico

 

 

If you're in the Quarter and want a really good breakfast, go to The Gumbo Shop near Pat O'Briens.

[penultimatestraw 473]

If price is no object. Antoine's. Gumbo and their Blackened Stuffed Redfish w/crab stuffing.

 

Others that are really good.

 

Rib Room- Steaks, ribs, and seafood

 

Galitoires- A little bit of everything New Orleans

 

Comanders Palace- A little bit of everything

 

Emerils Delmonico

 

 

If you're in the Quarter and want a really good breakfast, go to The Gumbo Shop near Pat O'Briens.

I'll be in New Orleans this spring. How far in advance will I need to make reservations at those places?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

Do you think I'm attractive?

 

 

After a few beers and shots and the lighting was just right, yes.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

It's been 6 years since Katrina - depending on which political blowhard you listened to the blame fell on all kinds of people. As a one who is from there, who do you mostly blame for the catastrophe? And in the event a storm of this magnitude were to approach again, how do you think things woud be handled differently by both officials and residents?

 

 

I blame evryone. Including myself and the people in the region more than anyone else. We sat back for many years and trusted the politicians and civic leaders to do the right thing and when we needed them most, they failed miserably at every level. I'm going back decades to present when I say this. I blame the left and right. No one entity is totaly at fault. It was complete failure by all.

 

I think we are ready for the next one. A lot of money has been spent on the levees and infrastructure for the next big one. We'll see what happens. I do know that every hospital and old folks home will be evacuated early. There are a lot of safeguards in place to ensure the publics safety. They are still tweaking. I think the residents will do what they do. Most will leave and some will stay. I hope it never happens again in my lifetime. I doubt the city would be able to come back.

[OldMaid 2,137]

Complete this sentence...... If you want to get into a cucumber war on two continents, you better have ________________________________!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

I'll be in New Orleans this spring. How far in advance will I need to make reservations at those places?

 

 

That all depends. If you're coming in with a large convention or they have a large convention in town, I'd do it now. If not, a few weeks before. These are some of the best in the city. There are a bunch I haven't mentioned. My all time favorite for great food and a fun dining experience that's casual is Jacomos. It's in the uptown area near Tulane and Loyola. Go there if you get the chance. I don't think they take reservations. Best fried chicken you will EVER eat.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

Complete this sentence...... If you want to get into a cucumber war on two continents, you better have ________________________________!

 

 

enough wallet carrying clam bumpers on our side that aren't afraid of the salad shooters.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

Does the French Quarter still stink of urine and body odor for like a week after mardi gras? I haven't been in forever.

 

 

It does now. The city had a contract with a really good waste company. They hosed the streets down and used some nice smelling soap. Had the FQ looking really good for awhile. They lost their contract last year and now it's back to the same for now. It's still not as bad as it was ten to twenty years ago.

[OldMaid 2,137]

Would you rather go bungee jumping or sky diving?

[Eagles Green 34]

How would you rank the following on a totem pole?

Mexicans

Puerto Ricans

American Indians

American Blacks

African Blacks

 

 

Who are your favorite 3 geeks?

Least favorite 3?

[JackARoot 2]

Do you like the muffalettas (sp?) from the central grocery? I've been to NO once for some friends' wedding. We got some of those muffalettas, and they rocked

[tikigods 77]

T1ts or ass?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

Would you rather go bungee jumping or sky diving?

 

 

Sky diving via Truman Sparks and it's not even close. You remind me of Trumans old Lady. Check out the movie "Fandango" for that reference darlin.

 

I had two jumps postponed because of my toxic nature. Fawk em. i read the manual and was good.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

How would you rank the following on a totem pole?

Mexicans

Puerto Ricans

American Indians

American Blacks

African Blacks

 

 

Who are your favorite 3 geeks?

Least favorite 3?

 

 

Where I come from, they all drink like me, have large asses, sit on the porch, have the best funerals, build a city, and run a marathon like nobodys business.

 

 

 

OLDMaid, Nikki, and Sux are my favorites in no particular order. I love all of you fawkers!

 

RP, MD, and I forget the other one. Prolly Mensa. I would still drink a beer with everyone here.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

Do you like the muffalettas (sp?) from the central grocery? I've been to NO once for some friends' wedding. We got some of those muffalettas, and they rocked

 

 

CG does have a great Muff. The best I ever had though was at R&O's in Metairie near the breach in the 17th St canal. in Bucktown They do a seafood muff that rocks. Instead of ham and salami with the dressings, they do a shrimp, soft shelled crad, and fish of the day Muffaletta. If you love seafood, it's a great sandwhich.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

T1ts or ass?

 

 

ASS!!! I love the way legs come up and make an ass out of themselves.

[shotsup 836]

 

When I have a boil I usually do some shrimp too. I put sausage, garlic, corn, potatoes, hot dogs for the kids, and onions. I even put a shot of bourbon in the pot to ward off the evil spirits.

 

 

Sounds fantastic - I want an invite to next boil focker !

 

Love crawfish and I like my alligator blackened although picante is close second

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

Sounds fantastic - I want an invite to next boil focker !

 

Love crawfish and I like my alligator blackened although picante is close second

 

 

You are in fawker!!! I learned from the best. When I have a boil, others weep. more drinky than eaty at mine. I have an empolyee that sends me pounds of alligator meat every year. He had a 14 Foot fawker in his boat last year that was huge and close to setting records. They figured he was over a century old.

[NewbieJr 541]

When was the last time you cried?

[JT 137]

Archie- Too bad he was always running for his life.

 

Peyton- Fawk him. Didn't shake Bree's hand after the Super Bowl. First time in the history of the SB that happend,

 

Eli- Fawk him too. Cost me two bad years inn FF and goes off this year.

 

Cooper- Was the better QB out of all of them going into college. Broke his neck and who knows. Could have had three brothers that went to a SB.

 

=

 

Cooper was an All State WR, not a QB, and has spinal stenosis. Never broke his neck.

 

Why did you lie to us?

[patweisers44 872]

What is the one thing you are certain you do better than any of the other Geeks?

[tikigods 77]

ASS!!! I love the way legs come up and make an ass out of themselves.

 

Sounds like any thread with Newbie and Recliner Pilot.

[DuckStupid 40]

I was passed out and my pants never came off.

 

So the teabagging you received then?