An open discussion of OldMaid's hallway

[SUXBNME 1,346]

Festering hatchet wound

[OldMaid 1,838]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[mobb_deep 918]

popcorn ceiling

[Little Rusty 17]

is it safe to say there is chewed bubblegum under the seat ?

 

 

 

 

[hoytdwow 202]

Can fit 12 hotdogs inside

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

 

 

 

We'll see if you ever make fun of my banana again.

[OldMaid 1,838]

We'll see if you ever make fun of my banana again.

Yep, you sure showed me... Mr. Limp Banana.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Yep, you sure showed me... Mr. Limp Banana.

It's not limp. It's just mobiley challenged.

[OldMaid 1,838]

It's not limp. It's just mobiley challenged.

I just had the most absurd image of your banana on a Rascal scooter.

 

CAN'T

 

 

 

 

STOP

 

 

 

GIGGLING!

[gocolts 300]

Stared in a video I posted here once. In fact, it is THE most viewed thread in bored history.

 

Man shoves his entire head up a vagina!

[shotsup 832]

Used

 

3 mins at a time

[shotsup 832]

Stared in a video I posted here once. In fact, it is THE most viewed thread in bored history.

 

Man shoves his entire head up a vagina!

 

IBTL

 

See you in a couple weeks dude !

 

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Has really long shag carpet.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Will have the NY Giants running onto the field from it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[OldMaid 1,838]

Will have the NY Giants running onto the field from it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

How's your banana?

 

That's what I thought...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

How's your banana?

 

That's what I thought...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe if you would...um...you know...like, kind of...um...touch it.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Maybe if you would...um...you know...like, kind of...um...touch it.

Just so we're clear. Did you just ask me to touch your banana?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Just so we're clear. Did you just ask me to touch your banana?

I think so...

[drobeski 3,061]

Needed an episiotomy at birth

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Is wider than it is tall.

[OldMaid 1,838]

I think so...

 

Aren't you going to at least buy me a drink first?

 

Needed an episiotomy at birth

 

[OldMaid 1,838]

Is rumored to have swallowed Drobs's neck.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Aren't you going to at least buy me a drink first?

 

 

 

 

How does a nice glass of Ensure sound? You are an old maid after all.

[OldMaid 1,838]

How does a nice glass of Ensure sound? You are an old maid after all.

Go take your paralyzed plantain elsewhere.

 

alsocheckyourPM's

[Little Rusty 17]

yeah,...check yer PM's,.....but i must warn you, she might think your username is an alias.

 

speaking of alias's,..."Old Maid's Hallway" might come in handy

[OldMaid 1,838]

yeah,...check yer PM's,.....but i must warn you, she might think your username is an alias.

 

speaking of alias's,...Old Maid's Hallway might come in handy

Nah, I know NV is legit.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Nah, I know NV is legit.

Yeah, she knows I'm legit...she's touched my banana.

[Little Rusty 17]

[the body 0]

Dont Knock it til you've tried it.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

If you filled OldMaids hallway with dip for the super bowl, you'd NEVER run out.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Yeah, she knows I'm legit...she's touched my banana.

If I'd touched your banana it'd be moving by now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like this one

[lambert58 56]

He sat alone at a desk. The desk top was made of solid cherry and had a leather inlay writing surface. It was a massive desk yet seemed quite small in this environment. His mind was elsewhere as he sat in the dark cavernous space. A single light bulb illuminated his surroundings and a smell of raw sewage lingered nearby. This was a cold, forboding place, where men and some women came to die. He had a feeling he had been here before - decades earlier and it had seemed much smaller then. Then he realized that many men have entered this place in the time since he had been there last. He knew this was an evil place. He could sense it with every fiber of his being. It was cold, clammy, and very dry yet every 28 days or so the floods would come. The floods were horrendous and had been known to make grown men weep and women cower with fear. Yes, this place might just be hell on Earth. Suddenly the light bulb flickered and a wind blew through scattering his notes along the murky grey walls and somewhere, off in the distance, a dog barked.

[OldMaid 1,838]

He sat alone at a desk. The desk top was made of solid cherry and had a leather inlay writing surface. It was a massive desk yet seemed quite small in this environment. His mind was elsewhere as he sat in the dark cavernous space. A single light bulb illuminated his surroundings and a smell of raw sewage lingered nearby. This was a cold, forboding place, where men and some women came to die. He had a feeling he had been here before - decades earlier and it had seemed much smaller then. Then he realized that many men have entered this place in the time since he had been there last. He knew this was an evil place. He could sense it with every fiber of his being. It was cold, clammy, and very dry yet every 28 days or so the floods would come. The floods were horrendous and had been known to make grown men weep and women cower with fear. Yes, this place might just be hell on Earth. Suddenly the light bulb flickered and a wind blew through scattering his notes along the murky grey walls and somewhere, off in the distance, a dog barked.

This guy really gets it.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

If I'd touched your banana it'd be moving by now!

 

Like this one

 

 

Meybe you're not as good as you think you are.

[lambert58 56]

This guy really gets it.

 

 

[shotsup 832]

Giants are kicking off their super bowl parade in her hallway and ending up in a smaller place - the canyon of heros

[OldMaid 1,838]

My hallway is starting to get a complex. Can we please stop talking about it now?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

My hallway is starting to get a complex. Can we please stop talking about it now?

I can't hear you. I'm at the other end of your hallway.

[OldMaid 1,838]

I can't hear you. I'm at the other end of your hallway.

I was wondering why your banana looked so... small.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[cyclone24 1,816]

This hallway is starting to smell like cabbage and Ben Gay. I need a new hallway.