Red Baron, Pizza "and sides" frozen meal.

[Giants Fan 85]

Here's the rundown:

 

This is well packaged but it sucks. It's a Red Barron Pizza with a bag of motz sticks in one box. I'm guessing there are also wings versions, etc. but this was all they had. On sale for $5. I decided to give it a try.

 

Pizza:

5 servings

320 calories

14g of fat

35g carbs

 

Motz sticks

3 servings

250 calories

16g of fat

16g carbs

10g protein

 

Does not come with a dipping sauce for the motz sticks ... that's strike one right there. Luckily I had an extra packet from a Digiorno. Had it for like a year, put it in the microwave and it was good dipping sauce for the cheese sticks. I will warn you though, they warm up quickly and if you reheat them too long the cheese will explode out of the sticks. If you are OK with this, make sure you are cooking with a baking pan so you don't mess up your oven. Or maybe you could cook the pizza at the same time and it drips onto the pizza. Either way, if you are not careful, you end up with hot breaded nothing, and a dirty oven. I'd much prefer deep fried zuchini or mushrooms or some vegetable anyway. Still, I;d say it makes a fair appetizer for 2 or 3 people if you have some sauce and cook it right.

 

Yer gonna hafta check for my review of the pizza ... but right now we are looking at 2 stars. Even on sale for $5.

[DankNuggs 305]

A tough but fair critique. :golfclap:

[heavy-set 39]

i love the red baron french bread pizza.

[NorthernVike 2,083]

i love the red baron french bread pizza.

You are suppose to give us the nutritional info, tell us how to cook it and give us your rating on a scale of 1 to 10

[The Elevator Killer 522]

You are suppose to give us the nutritional info, tell us how to cook it and give us your rating on a scale of 1 to 10

 

God only knows what GF really put in the oven.

 

[The Moz 69]

GFIAFP -- dude get as many Motz sticks as you can find , then go get a deep fryer , fry em up really thick and eat as many as you can ... rinse repeat. This will be good for you and your life. ( not that you would have a heart attack within a weak -- take that thought out of your mind - it will be good for you )

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

GFIAFP -- dude get as many Motz sticks as you can find , then go get a deep fryer , fry em up really thick and eat as many as you can ... rinse repeat. This will be good for you and your life. ( not that you would have a heart attack within a weak -- take that thought out of your mind - it will be good for you )

 

I have eaten mozzarella sticks the last 4 nights

 

 

Tonight a salad sounds good.

[The Moz 69]

I have eaten mozzarella sticks the last 4 nights

 

 

 

 

do you really "Ski" or just Roll

[Cruzer 1,995]

Ah great - frozen food reviews are back! I actually enjoy these.

 

 

I actually enjoy cheap ass frozen pizzas, not sure why - but I also like Spam so what do I know.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

do you really "Ski" or just Roll

 

 

I have met other geeks so they can verify this. I am 6'1" and 170 pounds.

 

 

I run 5 days a week because i love to eat greasy, salty foods.

[The Moz 69]

Ah great - frozen food reviews are back! I actually enjoy these.

 

 

I actually enjoy cheap ass frozen pizzas, not sure why - but I also like Spam so what do I know.

 

 

actually cheaper and better to make your own -- Just buy the cheese, a few pizza crusts, and pizza sauce - then get whatever you want to put on it. I use them for left overs - If I have left over Chicken , sausage , steak , ham , --- whatever I just toss it on there and bake it.

 

 

A. It's not "as" bad for you

B. You use up your leftovers

C. It actually takes less time to make ( just get the crust out - spread the sauce on , throw on cheese and left overs -- time to prep 2-3 minutes Time to cook 1/2 the time as a frozen pizza or less. I cook mine in like 10 minutes - maybe less.

[The Moz 69]

I have met other geeks so they can verify this. I am 6'1" and 170 pounds.

 

 

I run 5 days a week because i love to eat greasy, salty foods.

 

 

you know I was just focking with you ,, but damn 6'1 170 ... you better hide in a strong wind man

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

you know I was just focking with you ,, but damn 6'1 170 ... you better hide in a strong wind man

 

I still need to start eating better. Skinny people that work out 5 days a week still get heart attacks if they eat mozz sticks 4 days in a row.

[heavy-set 39]

You are suppose to give us the nutritional info, tell us how to cook it and give us your rating on a scale of 1 to 10

i give it a 10, read the box for the rest of the info

 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Red Baron sucks. Freschetta is where it's at.

[Giants Fan 85]

I got burned out on Red Baron. I forget what it was, but there was a sale and at one time I had like 10 Red Baron's in my freezer. The crust sucks. I always ignore the "baking pan" suggestion and just cook my pizza right on the rack. I then tear the box in half and use the inside of it as a plate for the pizza.

 

Anyway, this time I was careful not to overcook the pizza, because Red Baron crust tends to get hard and curl up on the edges. It's still bad pizza, but I actually was able to eat most of it. They've made some improvements to the crust. I'm only upping the review to 2 1/2 stars though.

[shotsup 832]

Tonight I'm gonna toss my salad .

Plus GIANTS >Steelers

 

[SUXBNME 1,469]

Here's the rundown:

 

This is well packaged but it sucks. It's a Red Barron Pizza with a bag of motz sticks in one box. I'm guessing there are also wings versions, etc. but this was all they had. On sale for $5. I decided to give it a try.

 

Pizza:

5 servings

320 calories

14g of fat

35g carbs

 

Motz sticks

3 servings

250 calories

16g of fat

16g carbs

10g protein

 

Does not come with a dipping sauce for the motz sticks ... that's strike one right there. Luckily I had an extra packet from a Digiorno. Had it for like a year, put it in the microwave and it was good dipping sauce for the cheese sticks. I will warn you though, they warm up quickly and if you reheat them too long the cheese will explode out of the sticks. If you are OK with this, make sure you are cooking with a baking pan so you don't mess up your oven. Or maybe you could cook the pizza at the same time and it drips onto the pizza. Either way, if you are not careful, you end up with hot breaded nothing, and a dirty oven. I'd much prefer deep fried zuchini or mushrooms or some vegetable anyway. Still, I;d say it makes a fair appetizer for 2 or 3 people if you have some sauce and cook it right.

 

Yer gonna hafta check for my review of the pizza ... but right now we are looking at 2 stars. Even on sale for $5.

I've got single frineds that swear by Red Baron. All 3 times that I've tried it, I though tit tasted horrible.

Good review, BTW

[Giants Fan 85]

If they did upgrade the crust, as I suspect, there is a new problem. The cheese and the toppings don't melt into it enough unless you cook it like it says in the directions with a baking pan (possibly). So you take a bite, and pull off the entire toppings for the slice along with your 1 bite of crust.

[Chronic Husker 85]

If they did upgrade the crust, as I suspect, there is a new problem. The cheese and the toppings don't melt into it enough unless you cook it like it says in the directions

 

[Giants Fan 85]

 

Pretty much all pizza directions suggest using a baking pan. Whatever that is. Real men don't own one of those. You put it right on the rack.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Pretty much all pizza directions suggest using a baking pan. Whatever that is. Real men don't own one of those. You put it right on the rack.

You should quit gambling and apply the $ to your new frozen brand of pizza:

 

<create name brand here>

[SUXBNME 1,469]

You should quit gambling and apply the $ to your new frozen brand of pizza:

 

<create name brand here>

Good Idea.

 

GFFPIAFP

 

GiantsFansFrozenPizzaIsAFuckingPussy

 

Kinda rolls off the toungue

[Giants Fan 85]

IT'S NOT GAMBLING!

 

 

But that's a debate for a whole nother thread. I'm gonna quote someone else I heard say the same thing, I am "grossly underemployed".

 

And yes, I have lost a couple thousand dollars playing poker at the local casino over the last couple of years ... but I don't play at the casino anymore. It's too hard to beat the bad beats, the dealer tips and the rake.

[Chronic Husker 85]

"grossly underemployed"

That would be a great name for man pizza

[Giants Fan 85]

That would be a great name for man pizza

 

 

That's also what I call my calk and balls.

[Chronic Husker 85]

That's also what I call my calk and balls.

It's what the rest of the geek club calls your ambition.

[Giants Fan 85]

It's what the rest of the geek club calls your ambition.

 

 

Oh yeah!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, I'm OK with that.

[SUXBNME 1,469]

It's what the rest of the geek club calls your ambition.

 

Holy fock, but that is funny. I'm not quite sure why yet, but I almost sharted myself for the second time tonight after reading that.

[Chronic Husker 85]

If that's the case, stop spinning your whiney underemployed nonsense.

 

It's pretty clear you're not willing to work or apply yourself to anything worthwhile, at all.

[Giants Fan 85]

If that's the case, stop spinning your whiney underemployed nonsense.

 

It's pretty clear you're not willing to work or apply yourself to anything worthwhile, at all.

 

 

Yeah .... you are right. 10 years ago I had a job in NYC making $60k a year. I worked my ass off to move up to that job ... and I totally would prefer to be back in Tucson, working part time for my Mom instead. Living in the empty house next door. Fortunately I can see her as she is walking over from a window, but I had to stop and restart beating off, twice today. Lotta wasted time, but it's not like I have anything better to do.

 

Yeah ... I'm thrilled with how it all turned out.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Yeah .... you are right. 10 years ago I had a job in NYC making $60k a year. I worked my ass off to move up to that job ... and I totally would prefer to be back in Tucson, working part time for my Mom instead. Living in the empty house next door. Fortunately I can see her as she is walking over from a window, but I had to stop and restart beating off, twice today. Lotta wasted time, but it's not like I have anything better to do.

 

Yeah ... I'm thrilled with how it all turned out.

 

You don't do shiot about it. Just whine "woe is me". If your job search has been fruitless, get some new skillz and stop wasting your life.

[Giants Fan 85]

You don't do shiot about it. Just whine "woe is me". If your job search has been fruitless, get some new skillz and stop wasting your life.

 

LOl .... yeah ... you and I have different definitions of "wasting your life." Working at some shiatty job for 50 years, retiring, and dying 5 years later ... that sounds like wasting your life to me.

[WhiteWonder 2,710]

would you please leave again

[shotsup 832]

would you please leave again

 

Again ??

[WhiteWonder 2,710]

Again ??

 

even though he had and alias or seven it seemed like the board was less cluttered from his ###### for a month or two.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

LOl .... yeah ... you and I have different definitions of "wasting your life." Working at some shiatty job for 50 years, retiring, and dying 5 years later ... that sounds like wasting your life to me.

 

You're just lazy. You like to pretend like the economy has done this to you, but really you just prefer to not have a real job.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You should quit gambling and apply the $ to your new frozen brand of pizza:

 

<create name brand here>

 

Those would be the best focking commercials ever. At the end, you'd just be thinking...

 

1. That is one crazy motherfocker.

2. Isn't that chick too young to be nekkid on t.v.?

3. What the fock was he selling again?

 

Good Idea.

 

GFFPIAFP

 

GiantsFansFrozenPizzaIsAFuckingPussy

 

Kinda rolls off the toungue

 

:Reported:

 

Yeah .... you are right. 10 years ago I had a job in NYC making $60k a year. I worked my ass off to move up to that job ... and I totally would prefer to be back in Tucson, working part time for my Mom instead. Living in the empty house next door. Fortunately I can see her as she is walking over from a window, but I had to stop and restart beating off, twice today. Lotta wasted time, but it's not like I have anything better to do.

 

Yeah ... I'm thrilled with how it all turned out.

 

WHAT THE MOTHER FOCK....

[MDC 7,235]

Pretty much all pizza directions suggest using a baking pan. Whatever that is. Real men don't own one of those. You put it right on the rack.

 

Real men don't subsist on frozen pizza dinners either.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Real men don't subsist on frozen pizza dinners either.

 

They also don't have to worry about their mother catching them masturbating either, so I'd say his diet is the least of his problems.