MDC 5,895 Posted August 17, 2012 The average American spends around $1,600 per year on gas if it's $3/gallon. Obviously it's a lot higher than that. My solution is a car that runs on your own natural gas. In the driver's seat is a pipe that goes up into your rectum when you drive. In order to fuel your car you just fart into the pipe. Let's say one very good farting session will power your car per day i.e. if you're feeling gassy farting into the pipe for say 5-10 minutes per day will do it. You can "fill" your tank in your own garage or some other private place. If you run out of gas though this will be the only way to fuel your automobile. Would you drive one? They come in all makes and models and cost roughly the same was any other comparable car. What say you, geeks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted August 17, 2012 What the fock is wrong with you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted August 17, 2012 If it were a receptacle built into the seat and didnt penetrate me, sure. I could power a fleet of vehicles under this scenario. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 17, 2012 What the fock is wrong with you? Are you new here? Where would you like to start? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 17, 2012 My luck I'd shart myself, clog up the pipe, have to spend $$ getting it fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted August 17, 2012 I fart all day for free, may as well make it useful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the body 0 Posted August 17, 2012 The average American spends around $1,600 per year on gas if it's $3/gallon. Obviously it's a lot higher than that. My solution is a car that runs on your own natural gas. In the driver's seat is a pipe that goes up into your rectum when you drive. In order to fuel your car you just fart into the pipe. Let's say one very good farting session will power your car per day i.e. if you're feeling gassy farting into the pipe for say 5-10 minutes per day will do it. You can "fill" your tank in your own garage or some other private place. If you run out of gas though this will be the only way to fuel your automobile. Would you drive one? They come in all makes and models and cost roughly the same was any other comparable car. What say you, geeks? White Castle stock would skyrocket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 17, 2012 1. If farts (methane) powered cars, I'd just buy a focking cow, and make HER fill up the tank. Free milk as a bonus. 2. If it had to be MY farts, couldn't I just wear some sort of airtight plastic underwear with a hose off it? Why is the anal penetration necessary... and three, someone already had a similar idea... http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153051/flexi-grips Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted August 17, 2012 No way I'd go for that... cleaning the filter would be a RP (deal-breaker). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted August 17, 2012 No way I'd go for that... cleaning the filter would be a RP (deal-breaker). Very good. How long have you been sitting on that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted August 18, 2012 What the fock is wrong with you? +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted August 18, 2012 I'd be afraid I'd have a wreck and blow-out an o-ring ... plus I prefer to share my farts with my family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted August 18, 2012 I'd keep driving the vehicle I had for another year or two until the new and improved version without anal penetration comes out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 17 Posted August 18, 2012 What the fock is wrong with you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
