NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 7, 2013 You obviously flirted with Tiki and GH. You also flirted with Sux and I on many occasions over the phone. You and I had a quite a few late night drunken chats. I can assume that over the years, us four were not the only online guys you have talked and flirted with. You're a little late, but welcome to the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted August 7, 2013 Thank you. She's calling me crazy and she's just making up wild accusations out of her ass. She is also claiming that me and Tikigods somehow knew each other IRL off of FFT and I secretly came here to converse with him or something. I have no idea what the logic behind that is at all. But apparently I'm keeping a deep dark secret about how I found FFT and my "hotdog down a hallway" story is a lie? He's just trying to make you feel better, Nikki... he knows he said it. He just doesn't want you to be mad at him. You can't really be this dense, can you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted August 7, 2013 Lieing again huh? You were all over that thread, along with Curly Night. I bet you guys are great friends now. Looks like you need a replacement for Old Maid anyways. We were in the Jodi Arias thread. FYI. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted August 7, 2013 Have a nice life... at least I didn't post a link to your engagement photo: where GH looks like a deer caught in a headlight, and you look like an ugly muppet. Wow. NOW it's getting realz up in here. But yeah, I know what you're saying - Glamour Shots couldn't do any better than that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted August 7, 2013 This one LOL'ing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted August 7, 2013 Please, please. I beg you, post a link. Remember that Friends episode where Chandler was trying to pose for their wedding picture? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 7, 2013 Glamour Shots couldn't do any better than that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,979 Posted August 7, 2013 We were in the Jodi Arias thread. FYI. Same difference. Thanks for confirming it. Can you up the crazy a bit please. What time did you start drinking today, anyways? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted August 7, 2013 You're a little late, but welcome to the show. It took me over an hour to read this. I didn't want to miss a thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted August 7, 2013 This really is a damn shame. These gals obviously have a lot in common. For instance: OM talks on her fax line. When you talk to Nikki, it sounds like you've just connected with a fax line. Just a lot of screeching and hissing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted August 7, 2013 We were in the Jodi Arias thread. FYI. This surprises no one. Nik took Jodi's side and blamed her 'crazy' boyfriend for getting kilt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted August 7, 2013 So, if I've got this right: 1) Tiki and Nik start hooking up. 2) Shortly thereafter, Tiki uses the term "hotdog in a hallway". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,035 Posted August 7, 2013 This surprises no one. Nik took Jodi's side and blamed her 'crazy' boyfriend for getting kilt. Preliminary research? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted August 7, 2013 Scoobie Snatch. I picture Nikki as more of a Shaggy Snatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted August 7, 2013 I picture Nikki as more of a Shaggy Snatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 7, 2013 I picture Nikki as more of a Shaggy Snatch. So, if you were to walk in on her while she was on the toilet, it would look like she was wrestling a raccoon in her lap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 7, 2013 So, if you were to walk in on her while she was on the toilet, it would look like she was wrestling a raccoon in her lap? I always pictured it more like this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted August 7, 2013 Even if I still had the pics, I wouldn't post them here. What about at a different message board where you can post pictures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted August 7, 2013 Ok Nikki you posted your little blog on Sept. 14th 2010. Yet you signed up here on Sept 4th 2010. Nic's Dating Disasters: The Party Weiner Posted by nic2200 on September 14, 2010 at 9:00pm nikki2200 Member Since 04 Sep 2010 OFFLINE Last Active Private Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted August 7, 2013 So, if you were to walk in on her while she was on the toilet, it would look like she was wrestling a raccoon in her lap? I was thinking more muskrat. Raccoons are too clean. Fastidious even. Shaggy Snatch has to have a good stank going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted August 7, 2013 I always pictured it more like this... I just 'ed in my office. Getting looks now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted August 7, 2013 This really is a damn shame. These gals obviously have a lot in common. For instance: OM talks on her fax line. When you talk to Nikki, it sounds like you've just connected with a fax line. Just a lot of screeching and hissing. Also, please change the thread title to "Nikki vs Reality" (the concept, not the sh!tty RP alias). TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted August 7, 2013 Ok Nikki you posted your little blog on Sept. 14th 2010. Yet you signed up here on Sept 4th 2010. Nic's Dating Disasters: The Party Weiner Posted by nic2200 on September 14, 2010 Not finding it on Google Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted August 7, 2013 Not finding it on Google I'm not linking to her blog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted August 7, 2013 https://twitter.com/nic2200 Nic2200 @nic22004 Oct 10 Shoot me in the face please. Expand I think Tiki complied with this request Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted August 7, 2013 No... no, he actually wouldn't. He's petrified to leave a one mile radius of his house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted August 7, 2013 Wait. Now you idiots are stalking me online? Thanks Susie... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted August 7, 2013 Wait. Now you idiots are stalking me online? Thanks Susie... I didn't give NV your Twitter... he found it all on his own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted August 7, 2013 But on a more serious note...was the dude with a small yogurt shooter any good in bed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted August 7, 2013 Wait. Now you idiots are stalking me online? Thanks Susie... America's Least Wanted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted August 7, 2013 No... no, he actually wouldn't. He's petrified to leave a one mile radius of his house. Yea. I've been stalking tikigods for years now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted August 7, 2013 Yea. I've been stalking tikigods for years now. WTF does what I said about Sux not wanting to leave his house have to do with you stalking Tiki? Are YOU drinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted August 7, 2013 Not sure where that came from... looking from the link I'd guess the dear Tikki thread? Not your blog. It still doesn't change the fact that you didn't find this place from Google. I don't know why you think I'm making it up, either... but I specifically remember you saying you checked to see if it Googling that would even work and being relieved when it did. Yes. It was the Dear Tikki thread. Again... I have no idea why in the world you think I'm making this up. You're memory is not correct. The date Tikki wrote "Is it a hotdog down a hallway" is the date that I joined this forum. I think you are thinking of something else. I think you are thinking of when you joined and your story for doing so and checking google to see if it worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted August 7, 2013 Why would I give a ###### if people kept "secrets"? Like I said... I was drunk and I wasn't in a relationship. And GH already knows about that and he doesn't give a ######. So congrats on outing nothing? If I were in a relationship and living with a person for what is it now? 7 years? And I knew they were talking to random people of the opposite sex on they met on the internet and they were hiding it from me by using my fax line so I couldn't trace the call? Yea.. not cool at all. It's not even your boyfriend I'm concerned about. It's the fact that you know Sux is so into you and you keep leading him on is just downright cruel. Who does that? I'm shocked, SHOCKED you were single for any length of time at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
