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After reviewing this thread...I may have to consider getting a divorce.

 

you should at least throw your bait into the tinder pond and see if you get any bites.

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Literally every other page I try to open works, but both links give me a god damn DNS server error. It's not meant to be.

 

Link two is almost spank worthy.

 

Almost.

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and if the kid isn't scoring hot tang on tinder, check out his dynasty team.

 

Legend in the making.

 

 

 

Bradford, Sam STL QB - 11 FA Trade
Dalton, Andy CIN QB - 12 FA Trade
Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB - 4 FA Trade

 

Charles, Jamaal KCC RB (P) - 10 FA Trade
Davis, Knile KCC RB ® - 10 4.12 Trade
Dunbar, Lance DAL RB - 11 5.12 Trade
Franklin, Johnathan GBP RB ® - 4 1.12 Trade
Gillislee, Mike MIA RB ® - 6 2.12 Trade
Ingram, Mark NOS RB - 7 FA Trade
Jones, Felix PHI RB - 12 FA Trade
McGahee, Willis FA* RB - - FA Trade
Murray, DeMarco DAL RB - 11 FA Trade

Baldwin, Jon KCC WR - 10 FA Trade
Blackmon, Justin JAC WR (S) - 9 FA Trade
Crabtree, Michael SFO WR (O) - 9 FA Trade
Ford, Jacoby OAK WR (P) - 7 FA Trade
Givens, Chris STL WR - 11 FA Trade
Green, A.J. CIN WR (P) - 12 FA Trade
Johnson, Calvin DET WR - 9 FA Trade

McCluster, Dexter KCC WR - 10 FA Trade
Moss, Randy FA* WR - - FA Trade
Quick, Brian STL WR - 11 FA Trade
Williams, Terrance DAL WR ® - 11 2.10 Trade

 

Gates, Antonio SDC TE - 8 FA Trade
Miller, Zach SEA TE (O) - 12 FA Trade
Olsen, Greg CAR TE - 4 FA Trade

 

Dawson, Phil SFO PK - 9 FA Trade
Vinatieri, Adam IND PK - 8 FA Trade

 

Falcons, Atlanta ATL Def - 6 FA Trade
Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def - 12 FA Trade

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Why the fock do the links not work?

They didn't work on my CPU either, as I checked them just to confirm what he posted. But on my phone they worked.

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After reviewing this thread...I may have to consider getting a divorce.

My thoughts as well.

 

CBFalcon: ruining a good thing for wives everywhere :D

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I considered that it could go down that road and was hesitant to offer my update yesterday. But I'm angry that nobody told me about the app 6 months ago, so I wanted to do my part in making the world a better place for any single geeks.

 

If Medstudent was on it for instance....There is a tagline where you can write one thing if you desire. I literally just wrote "Huh" and have gotten results...... But a guy like Med could write "And I'm a doctor"....and it's over. Girls would literally be on tap, as long as he can text a decent game.

 

That app is gonna cause more divorces than WoW.

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My thoughts as well.

 

CBFalcon: ruining a good thing for wives everywhere :D

 

A good thing in your opinion.

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My thoughts as well.

 

CBFalcon: ruining a good thing for wives everywhere :D

 

Pssst...your wives are using it too.

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Today is my fifth wedding anniversary, and this thread makes me sad of that.

 

My problem with women is that I have a very low tolerance for various and boring, which I seemed to run into a lot.

 

When as women's list of things they are into starts with a list I'd reality shows, I'm signaling for the check.

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That app is gonna cause more divorces than WoW.

 

I do not recommend it for married guys. :nono: It would be akin to asking you to transport plutonium by bicycle.

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Pssst...your wives are using it too.

That brings up an interesting point... does the app have a feature for...

 

 

1. Making sure you don't match with your spouse?

 

2. Hiding the icon in your app drawer?

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Today is my fifth wedding anniversary, and this thread makes me sad of that.

 

My problem with women is that I have a very low tolerance for various and boring, which I seemed to run into a lot.

 

When as women's list of things they are into starts with a list I'd reality shows, I'm signaling for the check.

 

Why would you ever ask a woman for a list of things she is into? :doh:

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That brings up an interesting point... does the app have a feature for...

 

 

1. Making sure you don't match with your spouse?

 

2. Hiding the icon in your app drawer?

 

Back when I was using match.com around 2001, I sent a message to the girl I was living with. We were just friends, she wanted more. Was so focking awkard.

 

Yeah, I ended up marrying her

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That brings up an interesting point... does the app have a feature for...

 

 

1. Making sure you don't match with your spouse?

 

2. Hiding the icon in your app drawer?

 

1. If that happens, she can't really get too angry at you, right?

 

2. Hide it in a subfolder of your Sports folder. :dunno:

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Why would you ever ask a woman for a list of things she is into? :doh:

He's looking for the one that answers "making sammiches and ATM"

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Why would you ever ask a woman for a list of things she is into? :doh:

 

Tell her what you like and what she'll like.

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Why would you ever ask a woman for a list of things she is into? :doh:

Well, I would never ask for a list, literaly, but discussing things you like is part of the conversation, no?

 

And I freely admit I have zero game.

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1. If that happens, she can't really get too angry at you, right?

 

2. Hide it in a subfolder of your Sports folder. :dunno:

1. Sure. She'll just say she was on there to see if you were.

 

2. My wife once found downloaded pron I had hidden in a folder caked 2001 tax documents.

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That brings up an interesting point... does the app have a feature for...

 

 

1. Making sure you don't match with your spouse?

 

2. Hiding the icon in your app drawer?

 

I'm pretty sure Tinder isn't the 2013 version of The Pina Colada song.

 

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2. My wife once found downloaded pron I had hidden in a folder caked 2001 tax documents.

 

and then she went to see her BF to get her face caked.

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Well, I would never ask for a list, literaly, but discussing things you like is part of the conversation, no?

 

And I freely admit I have zero game.

 

With this app, you develop game quickly.

 

Like I said, I have 200ish matches. I figured out being a normal nice guy won't get you anywhere on the first 75 or so. The key is to act so confident that it's seems as though THEY would be the lucky one if you hooked up. Cocky, confident, witty, and sarcastic. You can take it or leave it, so what are they offering? It's a hard mindset to have when talking to just one girl you like. But when you are talking to 10, it becomes easy because it becomes true. :thumbsup:

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Re: the wife thing, can you set your location or does it just take it from your facebook?

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Re: the wife thing, can you set your location or does it just take it from your facebook?

 

Yeah, setting location would be a nice feature. If you knew you were gonna be on a business trip a week out, you could line up sine p00n in advance.

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Yeah, setting location would be a nice feature. If you knew you were gonna be on a business trip a week out, you could line up sine p00n in advance.

 

My buddy did that on craigslist back about 5 years ago.

 

Had some very good luck.

 

Met a 40 something on a trip to Philly that wanted to fock him in the ass with a strap on. Man I was so jealous

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With this app, you develop game quickly.

 

Like I said, I have 200ish matches. I figured out being a normal nice guy won't get you anywhere on the first 75 or so. The key is to act so confident that it's seems as though THEY would be the lucky one if you hooked up. Cocky, confident, witty, and sarcastic. You can take it or leave it, so what are they offering? It's a hard mindset to have when talking to just one girl you like. But when you are talking to 10, it becomes easy because it becomes true. :thumbsup:

So true. Best stretch I ever had was right after a girl I was pretty into screwed me over. I went on the warpath, chasing every half-decent chick but treating them like they were probably all wh0res who weren't worth sh!t. Shockingly it worked really well being a major a-hole. I probably went too far but even so, only like one or two of 'em ever told me to fock off when really any self-respecting woman should have.

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also, tying a girl up in the basement and pissing on her, is a wonderful way to get her to come back to for more.

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My buddy did that on craigslist back about 5 years ago.

 

Had some very good luck.

 

Met a 40 something on a trip to Philly that wanted to fock him in the ass with a strap on. Man I was so jealous

You're buddies with shotsup IRL?

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So true. Best stretch I ever had was right after a girl I was pretty into screwed me over. I went on the warpath, chasing every half-decent chick but treating them like they were probably all wh0res who weren't worth sh!t. Shockingly it worked really well being a major a-hole. I probably went too far but even so, only like one or two of 'em ever told me to fock off when really any self-respecting woman should have.

Its quite the paradox that the worse and more superficially you treat women, the more they crave....

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Re: the wife thing, can you set your location or does it just take it from your facebook?

 

It's GPS based. Wherever you are, you just set "within __ miles" up to 100 miles. And up pop girls using the app within 100 miles at that time.

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also, tying a girl up in the basement and pissing on her, is a wonderful way to get her to come back to for more.

I feel less creepy now. :banana:

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It's GPS based. Wherever you are, you just set "within __ miles" up to 100 miles. And up pop girls using the app within 100 miles at that time.

In other words, it's a trap for all you married guys. God help you when the wives find their way to this technology. From my experience with married women, they're about six months behind on the new fads, so get in while the water is shark free.

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Its quite the paradox that the worse and more superficially you treat women, the more they crave....

Indeed. It's not even just the obvious candidates with daddy issues too. Damn near all of 'em are like that to one degree or another. IDK, maybe it goes back to the whole caveman dragging her into the cave and having his way with her kinda thing :dunno:

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Indeed. It's not even just the obvious candidates with daddy issues too. Damn near all of 'em are like that to one degree or another. IDK, maybe it goes back to the whole caveman dragging her into the cave and having his way with her kinda thing :dunno:

 

Fact.

 

telling a girl she is hot or cute, fuggedabout it, you've got little chance. ignore her and show her little, youre in!

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In other words, it's a trap for all you married guys. God help you when the wives find their way to this technology. From my experience with married women, they're about six months behind on the new fads, so get in while the water is shark free.

No way. Although I certainly should have plowed through at least another 8-10 women before getting married, I could not do that to my wife.

 

Let this be a lesson to you though: don't be too discriminate when you're single or you'll regret it later.

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I feel less creepy now. :banana:

 

 

Yeah but they wewre the pissER.....not the pissEE.

 

Still creepy :)

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Yeah but they wewre the pissER.....not the pissEE.

 

Still creepy :)

 

I believe he feels less creepy, because I told my pee story too. Well I told it long ago, I brought it up again today

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I believe he feels less creepy, because I told my pee story too. Well I told it long ago, I brought it up again today

Truth be told, I never felt creepy at all. ;)

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