Tinder - chick meeting app UPDATED

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Are you focking kidding me??

 

Now he has naomi begging for pics....

 

You the focking man CBfalcon.

He'll be balls-deep by the end of the week

[naomi 356]

So I'll just attest CB is a guy most women would find pretty attractive. That wasn't my personal point... just thought affirming it as a female would be a good way to thank him (don't go there... ) for actually sharing his pic.

 

And he just called me a nerd.

[Bier Meister 1,710]

i propose a geek-meet in vegas

[cbfalcon 825]

Last night....26 years old. 5'4, 115 lbs. Perky B's. Girl next door 8 pretty, 10 body.

 

Started texting about 10 days ago. Longer than normal before first meeting....Drove downtown and went to a couple bars, back to my place, looks perfect naked, score, she stayed the night. Alarm at 7am and she was gone. Tired and slightly hungover today, but worth it.

 

- The girl that I was planning to meet Saturday that seemed a bit goodie goodie. It feels like she is reading a magazine article on how to get guys or something.

 

Sunday she said she was 75% sure about Saturday, but needed to check her schedule. I said "No problem" because I don't care. She keeps saying she still doesn't know yet. My response is simply "No problem. If you decide you want to have drinks and I don't already have other plans, then cool. If not, then another time"......Since then, she has upped the flirting and started sending better pics. Funny... I halfway predict she will text me Friday or Saturday and say Saturday is fine.. Or she may be considering multiple guys (which is fine by me obviously) but my gut says she read an article saying this is the way to get the upper hand. I could care less, as that type thing matters not to me, and just gives me material to make fun of her for in person.

 

That said, the more pics she sends, the hotter she gets. She is 33, 7-8 face, 9-10 body,,,5'2, 105 lbs, B's, awesome legs and perfect stomach. (I'm into legs, asssss, and stomachs)

 

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The girl (27 yr old, cute, but not nearly as hot as the above 2) that claimed she has never slept with a guy she didn't date for a year and a half, that I thought was the type to fall hard, so I stopped talking to her....She texted me Tuesday and said she now wants to just have a hookup relationship. I was just honest and said "Obviously I would do that, but I'm not buying your ability to do that without getting hurt. And I have no interest in hurting anyone"..Then she gave me a big speech about how I've been honest, so if she gets hurt it's her own fault.

 

Finally I said "Well, ok. But I'm busy all weekend, so we will figure something out soon". Maybe.

 

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So in about a month's time....I've met 5, slept with 4 (one of which I've seen 3 times). Seeing this one from last night again tomorrow. She is the first one I could actually see myself dating. Have 2 more that I may meet soon. Meanwhile I have tightened my search parameters to within 10 miles for now, am getting 2-5 new matches a day and messaging none of them yet. I believe in striking fast once the conversations start. So messaging someone I can't see for several weeks is a losing move.

[shovelheadt 71]

Finally I said "Well, ok. But I'm busy all weekend, so we will figure something out soon". Maybe.

 

She is the first one I could actually see myself dating.

 

1st comment....Well done. "The person that holds the most power is the one that cares the least"

2nd comment...don't you dare ruin this for us you mother focker!!

[jerryskids 6,799]

2nd comment...don't you dare ruin this for us you mother focker!!

No shiot. CB needs to post pics of this girl and let us see if she is worth it.

[Giants Fan 85]

I've tried this ap, and most the girls are between 19 and 24, which is fine by me, but I'm not really expecting any to like me back.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Last night....26 years old. 5'4, 115 lbs. Perky B's. Girl next door 8 pretty, 10 body.

 

Started texting about 10 days ago. Longer than normal before first meeting....Drove downtown and went to a couple bars, back to my place, looks perfect naked, score, she stayed the night. Alarm at 7am and she was gone. Tired and slightly hungover today, but worth it.

 

- The girl that I was planning to meet Saturday that seemed a bit goodie goodie. It feels like she is reading a magazine article on how to get guys or something.

 

Sunday she said she was 75% sure about Saturday, but needed to check her schedule. I said "No problem" because I don't care. She keeps saying she still doesn't know yet. My response is simply "No problem. If you decide you want to have drinks and I don't already have other plans, then cool. If not, then another time"......Since then, she has upped the flirting and started sending better pics. Funny... I halfway predict she will text me Friday or Saturday and say Saturday is fine.. Or she may be considering multiple guys (which is fine by me obviously) but my gut says she read an article saying this is the way to get the upper hand. I could care less, as that type thing matters not to me, and just gives me material to make fun of her for in person.

 

That said, the more pics she sends, the hotter she gets. She is 33, 7-8 face, 9-10 body,,,5'2, 105 lbs, B's, awesome legs and perfect stomach. (I'm into legs, asssss, and stomachs)

 

-

 

The girl (27 yr old, cute, but not nearly as hot as the above 2) that claimed she has never slept with a guy she didn't date for a year and a half, that I thought was the type to fall hard, so I stopped talking to her....She texted me Tuesday and said she now wants to just have a hookup relationship. I was just honest and said "Obviously I would do that, but I'm not buying your ability to do that without getting hurt. And I have no interest in hurting anyone"..Then she gave me a big speech about how I've been honest, so if she gets hurt it's her own fault.

 

Finally I said "Well, ok. But I'm busy all weekend, so we will figure something out soon". Maybe.

 

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So in about a month's time....I've met 5, slept with 4 (one of which I've seen 3 times). Seeing this one from last night again tomorrow. She is the first one I could actually see myself dating. Have 2 more that I may meet soon. Meanwhile I have tightened my search parameters to within 10 miles for now, am getting 2-5 new matches a day and messaging none of them yet. I believe in striking fast once the conversations start. So messaging someone I can't see for several weeks is a losing move.

:bow down:

[cbfalcon 825]

2nd comment...don't you dare ruin this for us you mother focker!!

Yeah. When I typed that earlier I was still blissfully hungover I think.

 

I've got a good thing overall here. The smart play is to ride this train as far as it goes.

 

The goodie goodie chick and I now have plans for next weekend. I then created an hour by hour schedule for the night on my iPhone calendar.

 

8pm. Get Amanda drunk

9pm. Hand up Amanda's skirt (continue drinking)

10pm. Maybe eat some food with Amanda (drinking)

11pm. Take Amanda to my apartment (includes nudity)

 

Then screen captured it and sent her the pic with a text that said "Our date is now in my calendar, so it's now official".

 

Got a wink response and "that seems early to already have me drunk"....so off to a good start on the escalation.

[tikigods 76]

This could evolve into the greatest thread ever.

[Giants Fan 85]

You need to learn how to capture Skype "conversations".

[Mile High Drunk 13]

More pictures need to happen!!

[cbfalcon 825]

More pictures need to happen!!

Most of the pics I have are less than appropriate. I should start posting some of the profiles of girls I'm matched with though.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Most of the pics I have are less than appropriate. I should start posting some of the profiles of girls I'm matched with though.

Post the good ones at tdz. You already have a thread setup there, and you can post pics directly.

[cbfalcon 825]

These are some of my better matches that I haven't even gotten around to messaging yet. We can rank them or something.

 

And again, this isn't me being an assshole. This is me educating as to the quality of girls on Tinder that you all are missing out on.

 

http://imageshack.us/a/img692/3923/ialh.jpg

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[tikigods 76]

These are some of my better matches that I haven't even gotten around to messaging yet. We can rank them or something.

 

And again, this isn't me being an assshole. This is me educating as to the quality of girls on Tinder that you all are missing out on.

 

http://imageshack.us/a/img692/3923/ialh.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img546/4686/bi8r.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img401/4846/weo9.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img836/8197/mrgw.jpg

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Winning

[Giants Fan 85]

Would.

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[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Would.

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GFIAFP needs the kiddie tindler so that only has the eight to thirteen age bracket.

[Giants Fan 85]

GFIAFP needs the kiddie tindler so that only has the eight to thirteen age bracket.

I feel like a dirty old man looking at 20 year olds.

 

8 is WAY too young.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

13 on the other hand ...

 

[Giants Fan 85]

That was a joke ... homos.

[Bier Meister 1,710]

Most of the pics I have are less than appropriate. I should start posting some of the profiles of girls I'm matched with though.

 

 

i can resPect where you are coMing from.

[Big Blue 06 195]

 

 

i can resPect where you are coMing from.

 

 

And +1

[jerryskids 6,799]

These are some of my better matches that I haven't even gotten around to messaging yet. We can rank them or something.

 

And again, this isn't me being an assshole. This is me educating as to the quality of girls on Tinder that you all are missing out on.

 

http://imageshack.us/a/img692/3923/ialh.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img546/4686/bi8r.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img401/4846/weo9.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img836/8197/mrgw.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img9/156/28gi.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img835/1552/vzg8.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img826/321/9xhw.jpg

First one was 839 miles away.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

Post the good ones at tdz. You already have a thread setup there, and you can post pics directly.

This right here is the correct answer.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

These are some of my better matches that I haven't even gotten around to messaging yet. We can rank them or something.

 

And again, this isn't me being an assshole. This is me educating as to the quality of girls on Tinder that you all are missing out on.

 

http://imageshack.us/a/img692/3923/ialh.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img546/4686/bi8r.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img401/4846/weo9.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img836/8197/mrgw.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img9/156/28gi.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img835/1552/vzg8.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img826/321/9xhw.jpg

We were at the bar tonight playing around on this app and there is no doubt that about 75% of them are pretty attractive.

[MedStudent 56]

I have a couple of friends who use this app and have similar stories. It's definitely not an app to use if you want to get into a relationship. From what I hear most all of these women just want one night stands as well. I don't know why I have'nt tried it. A friend said something similar to cb that if I put doctor out there, they would be lining up. But I have found out that doctor does not attract one night stands, it attracts women who want to get a hold of you and never let you go.

[tikigods 76]

I have a couple of friends who use this app and have similar stories. It's definitely not an app to use if you want to get into a relationship. From what I hear most all of these women just want one night stands as well. I don't know why I have'nt tried it. A friend said something similar to cb that if I put doctor out there, they would be lining up. But I have found out that doctor does not attract one night stands, it attracts women who want to get a hold of you and never let you go.

 

My cousin landed one of "you". Now she is demanding he buy her horses and sh1t. Total gold digger.

 

I would keep "doctor" off your Tinder, if I were you.

[Giants Fan 85]

I have a couple of friends who use this app and have similar stories. It's definitely not an app to use if you want to get into a relationship. From what I hear most all of these women just want one night stands as well. I don't know why I have'nt tried it. A friend said something similar to cb that if I put doctor out there, they would be lining up. But I have found out that doctor does not attract one night stands, it attracts women who want to get a hold of you and never let you go.

 

[edjr 6,592]

Charlie are you bi-sexual?

 

I'm bi-winning!

[cbfalcon 825]

I have a couple of friends who use this app and have similar stories. It's definitely not an app to use if you want to get into a relationship. From what I hear most all of these women just want one night stands as well. I don't know why I have'nt tried it. A friend said something similar to cb that if I put doctor out there, they would be lining up. But I have found out that doctor does not attract one night stands, it attracts women who want to get a hold of you and never let you go.

 

Your play would be....

 

Being younger (I think I read that something like 75% of the users are between 18-28, so with me being 35, I assume I'm an automatic no to many of those girls) you are in the sweet spot. Your tagline "I'm a Doctor"...make 1 of your (up to) 5 pics in scrubs or a white coat.......and the matches would be virtually unlimited if you are in a decent sized city. If you are back in LA, it would be insane.

 

Then you come up with 1 good opening message for girls. Make it confident and fun, but also make it somewhat obvious that you are looking for a good time as oppose to anything else. First example would be "You look like a girl that could use a thorough exam. I am professionally licensed, thus I can guarantee the quality of my work"

 

Cheesy? Sure. But who cares. Copy and paste that same opener to each girl. No need to work any harder coming up with individual opening lines. And then it's easy. In short time, you'll realize girls only have a few responses to said opener, and you'll have a canned response to each. With all roads steered to where you want it to go. You'll be able to tell which ones are up for a good time, and which ones are looking to get their claws in a doctor. As long as you are honest about what you are looking for, it's all good.

 

Doctors are like celebrities on a smaller scale. Of course lots of girls want to get their hooks into them. But there are others that are cool just banging one so they can brag to their friends that they nailed a doctor.

[cbfalcon 825]

First one was 839 miles away.

 

I have several matches like that. One of 2 things. She was visiting DFW when we matched (in which case I missed an easy opportunity), or she lives here and is now out of town.

[Mookz 1,348]

GFIAFP needs the kiddie tindler so that only has the eight to thirteen age bracket.

 

"Kinder"

[cbfalcon 825]

The thing for a guy to remember...It's all a numbers game.

 

Med, you would get 100 matches quick. It would be very easy to copy and paste the same thing to all 100.

 

- 10 wouldn't ever respond. It happens.

- 20 would respond in such a way that you knew they wanted a relationship.

- 50 would be boring and unable to hold your interest.

- 10 would act like they are down, but they will wimp out when you push for pics or something

- 10 are in it to have a good time, and you'll be able to hookup with all 10 if you want.

 

Same goes for anyone. Med will just get his 100 matches quicker and they'll be hotter by his virtue of being a young doctor. It's just a matter of filtering.

[porkbutt 893]

spam

[Mookz 1,348]

spam

 

Interesting, so you think cbfalcon is somehow involved in the development of Tinder, and this is all too-good-to-be-true viral advertising?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God I hope that's true.

[cbfalcon 825]

 

Interesting, so you think cbfalcon is somehow involved in the development of Tinder, and this is all too-good-to-be-true viral advertising?

 

God I hope that's true.

 

I hope that turns out to be true as well. Assuming the app eventually sells to someone, I could use the cash......to buy more drinks for girls on Tinder.

[porkbutt 893]

 

Interesting, so you think cbfalcon is somehow involved in the development of Tinder, and this is all too-good-to-be-true viral advertising?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God I hope that's true.

yes.

[Bier Meister 1,710]

 

Interesting, so you think cbfalcon is somehow involved in the development of Tinder, and this is all too-good-to-be-true viral advertising?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God I hope that's true.

 

A couple of weeks ago i met up with an old HS friend who I hadn't seen in 20 years. He was there with a recently single work buddy. The buddy was on tinder and he must have had 3-4 conversations going at almost all times that night with pretty decent looking ladies. A couple met us at the bar and they were cute. this guy was alright looking. i could imagine what a 8+ on the girl scale might pull in.

[edjr 6,592]

did Medstudent win this thread?

[dain11279 976]

And here I thought CBF only won golf drafts around here, who knew?