Tinder - chick meeting app UPDATED

[cyclone24 1,913]

No way. Although I certainly should have plowed through at least another 8-10 women before getting married, I could not do that to my wife.

 

Let this be a lesson to you though: don't be too discriminate when you're single or you'll regret it later.

 

This.....and never ever ever ever try and trade up.

 

If you are at a bar and you gotta sure thing...but you see a hotter girl....dont try and trade up. Rarely works.

 

This is sad...and it doesnt matter now...ive got a girl i can honestly say i cant do any better than this person......but its sad that even if i were single......if i had to put much more effort than texting and a couple drinks one night with someone new to score...they are out.

 

#lazy

[cbfalcon 825]

 

This may have garnered him some votes for GOTY

 

If some other geeks discover Tinder due to my words here, and posts about it, then I'll expect at least those Geek's votes.

[cbfalcon 825]

if i had to put much more effort than texting and a couple drinks one night with someone new to score...they are out.

 

#lazy

 

Same here

 

But that's the beauty of this app. You can't even talk to a girl on there unless she has deemed you good looking. Finding out what girls think you are good looking is 90% of the work. After that, it's easy. Texts and drinks is all it takes.

[cyclone24 1,913]

 

Same here

 

But that's the beauty of this app. You can't even talk to a girl on there unless she has deemed you good looking. Finding out what girls think you are good looking is 90% of the work. After that, it's easy. Texts and drinks is all it takes.

 

 

Ha isnt that really sad? I dont even want to put THAT much effort in.

 

 

Im sure its great and im sure i would rake.......no way im opening that door.

[cbfalcon 825]

Put another way, just imagine if all of your life, you had the ability to read the mind of every girl you see and determine if they wanted to bang you. How easy would it have been then?

 

Well, essentially that's what this is. On my phone I have a list, with pictures, of 200 girls that have admitted they want to bang me (essentially). And I had to approve them before they were allowed onto that list.

 

It's like having superpowers in many ways.

[cyclone24 1,913]

Put another way, just imagine if all of your life, you had the ability to read the mind of every girl you see and determine if they wanted to bang you. How easy would it have been then?

 

Well, essentially that's what this is. On my phone I have a list, with pictures, of 200 girls that have admitted they want to bang me (essentially). And I had to approve them before they were allowed onto that list.

 

It's like having superpowers in many ways.

 

 

I hate you.

[Mookz 1,348]

Not for Windows Phone?

 

Too bad because I'm sure that's the only thing keeping me from scoring.

[gocolts 300]

WOW. Incredible.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Not for Windows Phone?

 

Too bad because I'm sure that's the only thing keeping me from scoring.

Then get a g0ddamn iPhone Mookz. You need this

[cbfalcon 825]

Not for Windows Phone?

 

Too bad because I'm sure that's the only thing keeping me from scoring.

And if I had my way, it would never be on Windows Phone.

 

Because hot chicks, and guys like me use iPhones. In fact, that may be part of the reason the girls are so hot. Ugly chicks don't have iPhones.

[tikigods 76]

I set up a thread at the other place for all those slutty pictures.

[cbfalcon 825]

I set up a thread at the other place for all those slutty pictures.

 

I don't know where "the other place" is, but it only seems worthwhile if there are more people than just me posting.

 

But it's Friday, I had some drinks at lunch, and I'm in "fock it" mode...So here are 2 more of the 21 year old red dress girl.,

 

http://imageshack.us/a/img32/3021/g5o8.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img197/7987/15rc.jpg

 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Damn, I take back what I said about her "only" being an 8.

 

Also CBFalcon, I feel bad about it but a small part of me hopes you get some terrible venereal disease that causes your d!ck to shrivel up and fall off. Mainly just so I'll feel slightly less jealous about your single life.

[cbfalcon 825]

Tinder Updates:

 

Last week a girl started messaging me. 6-7 looks wise. When I start being aggressive, I get a speech about how she has never slept with a guy she didn't end up dating for at least a year and a half and when I asked for pics, she said "I don't send pics to strangers. Only guys I'm in a relationship with".......I explained to her that I don't have time for any of that and that I'm not relationship material. By the next night, she had sent me mostly naked photos and was asking me to meet her for drinks. She said sex wasn't guaranteed, but she isn't ruling it out. And she is open to a non relationship/just hooking up..............But she started texting me too much and I got the vibe she was the type to fall hard. And if I did sleep with her, I'd pay for it with drama. So I haven't texted her since Thursday. Feel kinda bad about it.

 

Friday - The hot 40 year old I've been with twice says she is about to go on a trip for 2-3 weeks and wants to see me first. So I stayed with her Friday and of course that worked out. She is fun because she is hot, it's a done deal, and she doesn't have any interest in anything other than hooking up every so often. Doesn't even text me during the week unless it's to set up seeing each other again.

 

Saturday - Out drinking with friends, and around midnight I decide to see if anyone is within 5 miles of me. End up meeting a girl at like 1:15am at another bar. Had never talked to her before, and it took about 5 flirty messages to get it done. Solid 8, had some tattoos. Kind of a rocker girl. She was in town for a bachelorette party. Invited me back to the hotel, but it was the opposite direction from my apartment. I was tired after the night before, and golfing all day on 4 hours sleep....And I had a vibe of getting back there and all these girls wanting to continue their night together. Yes, could have been a dream scenario, but the friends were ugly and they didn't seem too fun. So I went with my gut and bailed.

 

This Wednesday (and probably Friday) - Had Friday plans with a really cute Mexican girl (age 26) that actually seems cool and is an easy 9 on the girl next door/normal person scale. She was drunk this past weekend and texting me all things she wants me to do to her. Then she asked if we could meet Wednesday because Friday is too far away. She lives in Dallas and said she'll come to Fort Worth both nights. And as we've discussed drinking a lot, she will obviously be staying over. So that's going to be easy unless something strange happens.

 

This Saturday - Been flirting with a girl that may be a bit too goodie goodie. I keep backing her down. She gave me a speech about not liking dirty guys that will have sex on the first date. I responded with my well thought out reasoning of why it's fine to have sex on the first date. She responded with "That actually makes a lot of sense., But you bring a friend and I'll bring a friend so it's a bit easier going". I responded with a speech about how I don't have any interest in that. She still wants to meet. I'm being more patient with her because she lives 3 miles away. Whereas these other girls I've met thus far have lived in Dallas (whereas I'm 25 minutes away n Fort Worth)

 

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Overall, I'm slowing down though. Before, anytime I got a match, I'd message them with my standard opener. And just see where it goes. The result was I had girls wanting to meet, but then I just forgot to respond or something and the convo fell by the wayside. Now, I'm still getting matches daily, but I'm ignoring them. I see no need to have more than 3-5 convos going on at once. I'll just let the matches pile up, then when the girls I'm currently talking to go away, I'll start talking to another handful.

 

Best app ever. You guys need to get on it. I don't even feel like an assshole, because I'm not misleading any of these girls. There is no need to. Be honest and if they aren't into it, the next girl probably will be.

[mmmmm...beer 807]

Hrrrmmmm... while it does sound like fun for awhile.... that whole process sounds exhausting.

[tikigods 76]

 

Good read.

[Bier Meister 1,710]

 

so cb... what is your elevator pitch for sex on the 1st date?

[cbfalcon 825]

Hrrrmmmm... while it does sound like fun for awhile.... that whole process sounds exhausting.

 

It definitely can be. But that's up to you.

 

Like I said, I have my opening line. I was copying and pasting it, then I was carpet bombing every match (5-10 girls a day). Then enough of them were interested that it got very exhausting. Now I'm cutting back and won't start up any new convos until the current ones fade away. But it would also be easy to just talk to one girl at a time. When that fails, move down the list.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

I must say, all of this is very impressive.

[tikigods 76]

 

so cb... what is your elevator pitch for sex on the 1st date?

 

Yeah. You can't keep this to yourself.

[cbfalcon 825]

 

so cb... what is your elevator pitch for sex on the 1st date?

 

It's not a pitch FOR sex, so much as it's a pitch for it to never be taken off the table. But whatever. Here is the text I sent that girl. It's long, so I'm copying and pasting it. I have given similar variations of the speech before and it always works out well.

 

It's a new day. Labels like First Date, Date 3, Date 5, etc are meaningless to me.

I don't like that they imply a set of expectations. And with the way people text, meet online, etc,

the whole process is streamlined and in fast forward anyway. You can get a feel for a person better

before first meetup than you could within 10 dates a decade ago. We aren't immature kids. We are older now.

I don't believe in guys being labeled "pervert" or girls being labeled "slutty". People can do what they want when they want.

As long as its safe and its based on honesty, etc, then there is no "better" or "worse".

 

Another reason I don't like such labels is because I like to let things happen organically overall.

If I want to meet you, cool. Beyond that I am open to anything and have no real agenda.

Meaning I could at some point that night decide I am interested in a one night stand,

not interested at all, or this girl may be dating material. No agenda.

 

Obviously I have a hunch, but that can and often does change upon meeting.

 

After the first night, I'll then decide if I'd like to see that person a second time.

I'm not going to lie and say sex and whatnot doesn't increase the chances of my wanting a date 2.

Of course it does. I am an adult and adults have sex.

But it's not a rule, because the only thing I hate is rules.

They ruin any and all mystery and intrigue.

Why would anyone want to already know how the movie ends before the opening credits?

And then after date 2, I'll see if i want a date 3. And if that goes well, maybe a date 4. And then we continue.

 

It all sounds so simple. To me its just logic. But you silly woman have some grand plan all the time.

It's ridiculous and all it creates is expectation and disappointment. Grow up. Stop being a lame girl.

 

 

If that chick googles that text and finds this....actually I wouldn't care too much.

[Bier Meister 1,710]

i am approaching 18 years of marriage, but used to have to deal with that in my younger days. very similar minus the new tech.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Jesus, CB is actually turning down possible sex with attractive women because this app is too effective. They need to make an add campaign right now centered around that theme. Dudes talking about how too many chicks want to bone and they just don't have enough time in the day...

[cbfalcon 825]

Jesus, CB is actually turning down possible sex with attractive women because this app is too effective. They need to make an add campaign right now centered around that theme. Dudes talking about how too many chicks want to bone and they just don't have enough time in the day...

 

I have to admit....even as confident as I am....I never thought I'd see the day.

 

There is always the chance my results are skewed due to being in a big city and looking good in pics. But I have no doubt every single guy should at least be using this as one of his sources.

[shovelheadt 71]

LMAO...this mother focker is so gonna wake up missing a kidney. Enjoy it up till then CB!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

LMAO...this mother focker is so gonna wake up missing a kidney. Enjoy it up till then CB!

 

 

I did really good back in the day. Damn good. But I can't imagine the trouble I would have gotten into if I had this app back then.

 

Keep us updated CB. Great thread.

[gocolts 300]

Jesus, CB is actually turning down possible sex with attractive women because this app is too effective. They need to make an add campaign right now centered around that theme. Dudes talking about how too many chicks want to bone and they just don't have enough time in the day...

Dude, I am over here in southern Indiana about to be physical ill with envy.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Cb, you obviously are well well above my level game wise.

 

But I will impart one piece of wisdom I learned in my single days... don't underrate the "good girl." Yes, she's a little tougher to talk into the sack, but when you do, she's an atm on the first date freak.

[SUXBNME 1,502]

Now I'm in full bore manwhore

Ghey? I've decided it's not.

Welcome to my 20's. NO MERCY

 

Keep it up

[SUXBNME 1,502]

How come its cool when CBFalcon talks about this stuff and yet gross when Newbie jumps in?

Cause newbie gives out the vibe that he's a part time bro jammer

[SUXBNME 1,502]

 

This may have garnered him some votes for GOTY

[SUXBNME 1,502]

 

Back when I was using match.com around 2001, I sent a message to the girl I was living with. We were just friends, she wanted more. Was so focking awkard.

 

Yeah, I ended up marrying her

If she's the one I'm thinking of, she was crazy hawt

[naomi 356]

It's a new day. Labels like First Date, Date 3, Date 5, etc are meaningless to me.

I don't like that they imply a set of expectations. And with the way people text, meet online, etc,

the whole process is streamlined and in fast forward anyway. You can get a feel for a person better

before first meetup than you could within 10 dates a decade ago. We aren't immature kids. We are older now.

I don't believe in guys being labeled "pervert" or girls being labeled "slutty". People can do what they want when they want.

As long as its safe and its based on honesty, etc, then there is no "better" or "worse".

 

Another reason I don't like such labels is because I like to let things happen organically overall.

If I want to meet you, cool. Beyond that I am open to anything and have no real agenda.

Meaning I could at some point that night decide I am interested in a one night stand,

not interested at all, or this girl may be dating material. No agenda.

 

Obviously I have a hunch, but that can and often does change upon meeting.

 

After the first night, I'll then decide if I'd like to see that person a second time.

I'm not going to lie and say sex and whatnot doesn't increase the chances of my wanting a date 2.

Of course it does. I am an adult and adults have sex.

But it's not a rule, because the only thing I hate is rules.

They ruin any and all mystery and intrigue.

Why would anyone want to already know how the movie ends before the opening credits?

And then after date 2, I'll see if i want a date 3. And if that goes well, maybe a date 4. And then we continue.

It all sounds so simple. To me its just logic. But you silly woman have some grand plan all the time.

It's ridiculous and all it creates is expectation and disappointment. Grow up. Stop being a lame girl.

 

 

From the girl's point of view, what you're saying nets incentive to meet you if they're curious if you'll find them one-night-stand material, sexy enough for more than one night, or interesting enough all around to spend time outside of sex with, and more traditionally 'see' each other. Either way, they're up for sleeping with you at the least. There's nothing to lose, and curiosity to feed. The last two sentences of the second paragraph generate that curiosity and validation exploring.

 

The last paragraph though...I think that might be the key to a response back. To me it seems like women love to be the exception to the common critical generalizations/stereotyping guys say about women. They have a drive to live it down.

 

Total aside, I'm curious what you look like. PM me a pic if you're up to it. I would not use it against you somehow

[gocolts 300]

 

From the girl's point of view, what you're saying nets incentive to meet you if they're curious if you'll find them one-night-stand material, sexy enough for more than one night, or interesting enough all around to spend time outside of sex with, and more traditionally 'see' each other. Either way, they're up for sleeping with you at the least. There's nothing to lose, and curiosity to feed. The last two sentences of the second paragraph generate that curiosity and validation exploring.

 

The last paragraph though...I think that might be the key to a response back. To me it seems like women love to be the exception to the common critical generalizations/stereotyping guys say about women. They have a drive to live it down.

 

Total aside, I'm curious what you look like. PM me a pic if you're up to it. I would not use it against you somehow

Are you focking kidding me??

 

Now he has naomi begging for pics....

 

You the focking man CBfalcon.

[SUXBNME 1,502]

Are you focking kidding me??

 

Now he has naomi begging for pics....

 

You the focking man CBfalcon.

CBFalcon..GOTY 2013

[naomi 356]

PM me your pic gocolts. ...Please

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kidding. If you were using this like him with the approach and experiences he's had, I'd ask. Not because of but for more anthropological reasons.

 

Don't draw the conclusion he appeals to me. I have to sound neutral if I have any input in this thread, or else you guys will revile me too much and it compromises...things.

[jerryskids 6,798]

i can't wait for the new naomi thread where she over thinks cb's junkshot

[cbfalcon 825]

 

From the girl's point of view, what you're saying nets incentive to meet you if they're curious if you'll find them one-night-stand material, sexy enough for more than one night, or interesting enough all around to spend time outside of sex with, and more traditionally 'see' each other. Either way, they're up for sleeping with you at the least. There's nothing to lose, and curiosity to feed. The last two sentences of the second paragraph generate that curiosity and validation exploring.

 

The last paragraph though...I think that might be the key to a response back. To me it seems like women love to be the exception to the common critical generalizations/stereotyping guys say about women. They have a drive to live it down.

 

Total aside, I'm curious what you look like. PM me a pic if you're up to it. I would not use it against you somehow

So what you are saying is...I'm genius?

 

It's actually how I feel though. As oppose to being complete manipulation.

 

And PM sent.

[gocolts 300]

"if it is leaning to the left, i think he like likes me. if it's to the right, it may only be harmless, non-sexual, playful flirtation."

"if it's limp, does that mean he doesn't like me. or. could it be it was just cold when he took the pic. maybe he was next ot an AC duct. why would he send me a pic of his pen1s limp...."

[cbfalcon 825]

You guys are cokcblocking me here. Trying to get Naomi nudes.