wiffleball 4,642 Posted July 31, 2013 A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles. The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs. With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy. Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad. He called paramedics to his Trumann home and he was rushed him to hospital, where he is now recovering. KAIT8 reports the dog was a stray that he had taken in just three weeks earlier. Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies. Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dog-eats-paralyzed-man-testicle-article-1.1413467#ixzz2adqSFqHV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted July 31, 2013 Maybe the dog was mad that he wasn't treated human enough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 31, 2013 If your dead paralyzed balls smell like dog food, what do you expect when you sleep naked? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted July 31, 2013 Man talk about your tea bagging. I had a girl get her braces caught on one of my ball hairs and thought I was going to lose my mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,547 Posted July 31, 2013 His bite is worse than his bark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted July 31, 2013 Dude wasn't using 'em anyways Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted July 31, 2013 Damn shame the dog didn't have a nut allergy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted July 31, 2013 Was this happening? **NSFW** http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2dfc8250d9b255a5d3dd818b583df4d/tumblr_mozkpp9WPK1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daddio 0 Posted July 31, 2013 He prolly just spilled some peanut butter... Honest mistake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted July 31, 2013 Worst blow job ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted July 31, 2013 Damn shame the dog didn't have a nut allergy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king george 0 Posted July 31, 2013 we should nickname him "fetch" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted August 1, 2013 Penney pinching gimps quote from the day before: "Just get him the little cans of dog food; he's starting to get fat". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 1, 2013 Is Gary going to be ok after this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
