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So I Got The Wifey To Watch

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.......some porn last night. She was curious as to what I was watching after all these years. So I plug in some Alexis Texas three way porn. On a site I'll not name. The first guy has a telephone pole sized . Wifey- Oh my!!!! That's what I'm talking about!!!!! Me: :bangshead:

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You should have her watch more so that she can learn how to give good BJs. :thumbsup:

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I always show girls Asian porn. Small dongs, and the girls obviously do the dirtiest things possible. The effects on the female's subconscious benefit me on multiple levels.

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You should have her watch more so that she can learn how to give good BJs. :thumbsup:

I have no complaints about Mrs. BunnyBasterds beejers. :dunno:

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I have no complaints about Mrs. BunnyBasterds beejers. :dunno:

The inside joke is that Bunny has stated that Mrs. BB is not exactly going to the beej HOF. But since you didn't know that and I had to explain it, you rooned my joke. :angry:

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The inside joke is that Bunny has stated that Mrs. BB is not exactly going to the beej HOF. But since you didn't know that and I had to explain it, you rooned my joke. :angry:

 

 

Not a rooned joke - she gets me off EVERY TIME........... :thumbsup:

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Not a rooned joke - she gets me off EVERY TIME........... :thumbsup:

Ben married 15 + years. Never shot a load in her mouth. Poor darling can't suck a cack to save her life. I had to buy her a pearl necklace.

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Ben married 15 + years. Never shot a load in her mouth. Poor darling can't suck a cack to save her life. I had to buy her a pearl necklace.

How is this possible? Tonight for instance I was banging Mrs. JK and when I got close to finishing, I went down and gave her a good tongue lashing. After she was done I went back inside and when I was about done again, told her I wanted to cvm in her mouth. A stiff breeze would have finished me at that point, it took all of 20 seconds. Have you never gotten to the edge and done similar? :dunno:

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How is this possible? Tonight for instance I was banging Mrs. JK and when I got close to finishing, I went down and gave her a good tongue lashing. After she was done I went back inside and when I was about done again, told her I wanted to cvm in her mouth. A stiff breeze would have finished me at that point, it took all of 20 seconds. Have you never gotten to the edge and done similar? :dunno:

Most of us here have. You're wife is a focking slutt.

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How is this possible? Tonight for instance I was banging Mrs. JK and when I got close to finishing, I went down and gave her a good tongue lashing. After she was done I went back inside and when I was about done again, told her I wanted to cvm in her mouth. A stiff breeze would have finished me at that point, it took all of 20 seconds. Have you never gotten to the edge and done similar? :dunno:

Not once! In 15 years. She can't, but will, suck me. I'm broken

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The inside joke is that Bunny has stated that Mrs. BB is not exactly going to the beej HOF. But since you didn't know that and I had to explain it, you rooned my joke. :angry:

Mrs. BB is no Mrs. Jerryskids, but there can only be one Hefty Hoover. :dunno:

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Not once! In 15 years. She can't, but will, suck me. I'm broken

like a diaper sized bush not letting me in her mouth would be a dealbreaker for me when looking at women to marry.

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Donny Osmond said that he would never defile his wife by splurging in her mouth.

 

 

I guess that's what his boyfriend is for.

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Mrs. BB is no Mrs. Jerryskids, but there can only be one Hefty Hoover. :dunno:

She's not fat. :dunno:

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How is this possible? Tonight for instance I was banging Mrs. JK and when I got close to finishing, I went down and gave her a good tongue lashing. After she was done I went back inside and when I was about done again, told her I wanted to cvm in her mouth. A stiff breeze would have finished me at that point, it took all of 20 seconds. Have you never gotten to the edge and done similar? :dunno:

 

 

Is this some movie quote? If not it kinda creeps me out. :unsure:

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 Since Im Cialis now, BJ everyday, and they’re outstanding 

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51 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Since Im Cialis now, BJ everyday, and they’re outstanding 

I'm impressed you're that flexible at your age

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4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Since Im Cialis now, BJ everyday, and they’re outstanding 

This implies that the earlier post was about you and not her skills. It's not that she couldn't suck a cack to save her life, it's that you couldn't....maintain. 

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5 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

This implies that the earlier post was about you and not her skills. It's not that she couldn't suck a cack to save her life, it's that you couldn't....maintain. 

 No no and no. I could maintain, she couldn’t do the, ummm, job. I had a reasons. 

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