World's oldest living human wants just one thing

[fandandy 3,314]

To die.

 

What do you want for your birthday grandpa? I want to DIE!!!

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/27/longest-lived-human-says-he-is-ready-for-death-at-145/

 

Mbah Gotho, from Sragen in central Java, was born on December 31, 1870, according to the date of birth on his identity card.

 

If independently confirmed, the findings would make Mbah Gotho a staggering 145 years old – and the longest lived human in recorded history.

But despite his incredible longevity, Mbah Gotho says he has little wish to remain on this earth much longer.

“What I want is to die. My grandchildren are all independent,” he told local media this week.

Mbah Gotho has outlived all 10 of his siblings, four wives, and even his children. His nearest living relatives are grand children, great grand children, and great-great grandchildren.

One of Mbah Gotho’s grandsons said his grandfather has been preparing for his death ever since he was 122.

[kutulu 1,724]

I've been first and last

Look at how the time goes past

But I'm all alone at last

Rolling home to you

[cmh6476 1,159]

No great-great-great grandchildren yet?

[Frozenbeernuts 2,440]

No great-great-great grandchildren yet?

Under achievers.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Holy cow that is insane if it's true. Imagine the culture shock. Well, that's if he lived in developed places, but still.

[dain11279 985]

No focking way, I don't believe it

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,583]

no way, especially living in a 3rd world country.

 

but lets assume its true, living in a 3rd world country, hes see nothing new in 145 years

[frank 2,355]

Day after day

I will walk and I will play

But the day after today

I will stop

And I will start

Why can't I get just one kiss

Why can't I get just one kiss

Believe me there'd be somethings that I wouldn't miss

But I look at your pants and I need I need a kiss

Why can't I get just one screw

Why can't I get just one screw

Believe me I know what to do

But something won't let me make love to you

Why can't I get just one

Why can't I get just one

I guess it's something to do with luck

But I waited my whole life for just one

Day after day

I get angry

And I will say

That the day

Is in my sight

When I'll take a bow

And say goodnight

[frank 2,355]

[JTB 52]

Imaging if he were colored how many siblings and such there would be.

[SUXBNME 1,629]

Still smoking

 

http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/08/27/16/mbah-gotho.png

[JTB 52]

Still smoking

 

http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/08/27/16/mbah-gotho.png

See, smoking does make skin look old.

[fandandy 3,314]

Still smoking

 

http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/08/27/16/mbah-gotho.png

If The Marlboro Man and Gollum had a kid.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,711]

If The Marlboro Man and Gollum had a kid.

Flavor Flave with clock as a nook?

[SUXBNME 1,629]

Day after day

 

I like the femmes, too :gay:

[Mookz 1,391]

Still smoking

 

http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/08/27/16/mbah-gotho.png

 

Meh...pointy elbows.

[fandandy 3,314]

 

Meh...pointy elbows.

are a tad saggy too.