Songs you have your own lyrics too.

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

For example...

Strangers in the night...Frank Sinatra

 

Strangers in the night

Exchanging condoms

This one's too tight

Give me another

This one's to loose

It wont hold the juice

 

So Alive ... love and rockets

 

I dont know what color your snatch is baby but your hair is long and brown

Your legs are long and their so so long

 

Tom petty... Free fallin

 

Just sing" free ballin"

 

Jimmy buffett Margaritaville

 

Last chorus line". Its that b!tches fault"

 

Do you have any personal lyrics you sing?

[TommyGavin 790]

Yes I do. HTHs

[fandandy 3,314]

Andy Williams - Happy Holidays

 

It's the holiday season. So whoop de doo and hickory dock and don't forget to suck on my ...

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I do "Free Ballin'"

 

Also, to Van Halen's "Foolin with the devil", try "Foolin with the bed post"

 

Elton John's "Hold me closer tiny dancer", try "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

My favorite is an AC/DC one. "Dirty Knees And The Thunder Chief!!!".

[frank 2,355]

[Voltaire 5,528]

Sung to Addams Family theme song...

 

When Donald Rumsfeld farted

They all became retarded

And that's how it started

Dubya Dubya III

[nzoner 939]

I wrote one many years ago in college for the Greek talent show to the Kings song This Beat Goes On/ Switchin' To Glide

 

only part I can remember for sure is

 

Nothing matters but the weekend

From a TKE's point of view

Keep our keg in the kitchen

Let's all have another brew

[vuduchile 1,947]

I do "Free Ballin'"

 

Also, to Van Halen's "Foolin with the devil", try "Foolin with the bed post"

 

Elton John's "Hold me closer tiny dancer", try "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

Do you mean VH's Runnin' with the Devil?

[TommyGavin 790]

Do you mean VH's Runnin' with the Devil?

[DonS 3,330]

Eagles' Hotel California:

 

Such a lovely place

Won't you sit on my face?

[Vince44 208]

Gangsters Paradise