The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 14, 2018 I can't believe it took this long for someone to start this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted February 14, 2018 The day I focked your dad. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 14, 2018 The day I focked your dad. If you had used a rubber we wouldn't have to put up with Rockford. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 14, 2018 One time I touched a boys pee pee and he told on me. I got In trouble. Never touched one again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 14, 2018 One time I touched a boys pee pee and he told on me. I got In trouble. Never touched one again. Never is a relative term considering this happened last week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted February 14, 2018 Never is a relative term considering this happened last week. and the week before Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 14, 2018 and the week before Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 14, 2018 My ex of 10+ years wanted me to watch brokeback mountain with her cause she heard it was actually good. Whatever. Fell asleep at the beginning of it. Woke up to her shaking me and told me to watch. Dam sex scene in the tent was on. Scarred me to this day and has been burned in my memory no matter how much I try to get it out. Ill always hate her for that. Glad that b1tch is with a man in his late 40s early 50s while shes still in her 20s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted February 14, 2018 The day the creepy gay horticulture professor was talking to me in horrible English while I was being polite and listening when he put his hands around the back of my neck, pulled my head down, and kissed me on the bridge of my nose. I just pushed him away. I posted that story here when it happened and gettnhuge said I should have given him a beatdown. Maybe I should have. I never told the part how a year later I went to a party at a friends house and the creepy guy was there, came over and rubbed his hand on my arm. I shoved him away a second time. He also wanted to take his picture with me. I politely left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted February 14, 2018 Pissed on a guy in third grade.Cris. He told the teacher. Went to the principal office. Ms. Conway. Scary b!tch. Got out on probation. Never did a ghey thing again. Except work phag panties making big money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,568 Posted February 14, 2018 Liars ACTIVATE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 14, 2018 What day did I sign up here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 14, 2018 What day did I sign up here? NorthernVikeMember Since 17 Apr 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 14, 2018 My ex of 10+ years wanted me to watch brokeback mountain with her cause she heard it was actually good. Whatever. Fell asleep at the beginning of it. Woke up to her shaking me and told me to watch. Dam sex scene in the tent was on. Scarred me to this day and has been burned in my memory no matter how much I try to get it out. Ill always hate her for that. Glad that b1tch is with a man in his late 40s early 50s while shes still in her 20s Good movie, seen it multiple times. Nice scene with Anne Hathaway’s tiddies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,568 Posted February 14, 2018 What's gayer than jerking off into your own mouth watching Brokeback Mountain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted February 14, 2018 What's gayer than jerking off into your own mouth watching Brokeback Mountain? Another guy jerking it into your mouth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,568 Posted February 14, 2018 Another guy jerking it into your mouth? got me there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 14, 2018 Another guy jerking it into your mouth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted February 14, 2018 Another guy jerking it into your mouth? Jerking another guy into your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,568 Posted February 14, 2018 Okay okay. this needs to stop Jerking another guy jerking another guy in your mouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 14, 2018 These different testimonies are even gayer when you consider we are all Edjr aliases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 14, 2018 These different testimonies are even gayer when you consider we are all Edjr aliases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,568 Posted February 14, 2018 These different testimonies are even gayer when you consider we are all Edjr aliases. Only alias I use consistently is Peenie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 14, 2018 Only alias I use consistently is Peenie That explains why she didn't know what a slant was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,568 Posted February 14, 2018 The day I tried naked double luge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites