Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 If there was a college course called Mathematics 101, you clearly didn't go to college, because you're dumb as a brick. I didn't go because homos like you feel empowered on campus. I could have had a scholarship for any sport You probably love the crust "handle" on triangle pizza so that you could stroke your college boyfriend with your other hand 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 Trubisky will fvck your face off your face while he is simultaneously dropping dimes on whatever homo team you root for He's a packer fan so.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Underings LOL. Dropping straight truth bombs up ITT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted March 16, 2018 Actually, square cut have more slices with crust. The middle piece has crust? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 He's a packer fan so.... Oh that explains it. He is upset that Olivia Munn stole Rodgers heart before he could. At least you are a Vikings fan. They at least watch gay porn slightly less than Packet fans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted March 16, 2018 If you prefer square pizza there is something wrong with you. You probably pour your milk before your cereal too focking weirdos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted March 16, 2018 Had great pizza and crappy pizza in both shapes... Wife brought home a round pizza today for lunch from a new place near us pretty dam good, really thin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 The middle piece has crust? No. I didn't say that. Triangle cut pizza is usually cut four times making 8 slices. Square cut pizzas are usually cut three times up and down and another three times cut side to side. Triangle has 8 with crust square cut has 12. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 The middle piece has crust? Go back to losing us money in crypto you non mather. He means there are more individual pieces with crust. Plus jokes on all you idiots jonsing for your boyfriends creamy center. There is crust on every piece! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 If you prefer square pizza there is something wrong with you. You probably pour your milk before your cereal too focking weirdos. If anyone is that psychotic then I hope I never run into him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 I can't believe we have so many boring ass missionary only pizza eaters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 If you prefer square pizza there is something wrong with you. You probably pour your milk before your cereal too focking weirdos. Holy sh!t! People do that? Society is focked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted March 16, 2018 No. I didn't say that. Triangle cut pizza is usually cut four times making 8 slices. Square cut pizzas are usually cut three times up and down and another three times cut side to side. Triangle has 8 with crust square cut has 12. Triangle cut each piece has crust, square doesn't. That's what I was saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Holy sh!t! People do that? Society is focked. Yeah I think 90s went a little far 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Triangle cut each piece has crust, square doesn't. That's what I was saying. Hey you thread rooining ham lance wrangler, every piece has crust on square cut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 How y'all feel about dipping pizza in ranch though? Or, go super next level and mix a little Tabasco or Tapatia in the ranch. I say Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 How y'all feel about dipping pizza in ranch though? Or, go super next level and mix a little Tabasco or Tapatia in the ranch. I say Yes. Not surprising you go for the white creamy sauce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 There is a place called Monical's pizza. They have this pizza dipping sauce that puts all else to shame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 Fact is, I cant remember the last time I had a slice of real pizza. Ive been trying to eat better and pizza isnt exactly healthy. I did make one of those low carb tortilla pizzas that nzoner posted about awhile back. It was pretty good as far as that stuff goes It was ultra thin, crispy and cut into 4 triangles with the pepperoni on top. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Fact is, I cant remember the last time I had a slice of real pizza. Ive been trying to eat better and pizza isnt exactly healthy. I did make one of those low carb tortilla pizzas that nzoner posted about awhile back. It was pretty good as far as that stuff goes It was ultra thin, crispy and cut into 4 triangles with the pepperoni on top. I may try one Except I will cut it into squares like a sane hetero 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 How y'all feel about dipping pizza in ranch though? Or, go super next level and mix a little Tabasco or Tapatia in the ranch. I say Yes. Youre off the team. Hang up your teeth and turn in your taste buds on your way out. Your career as a pizza connoisseur is over. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 Triangle cut each piece has crust, square doesn't. That's what I was saying. No sh!t. I didn't say there was more or less crust but that less slices in a square cut have crust on them... That may have been what you wanted to say but it clearly isn't what you said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 There is a place called Monical's pizza. They have this pizza dipping sauce that puts all else to shame It's called ranch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 It's called ranch. It's not ranch!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,893 Posted March 16, 2018 Stick to cheesesteaks and fan obnoxiousness. Thats what youre good at. There are a ton of great pizza places in Philly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 There are a ton of great pizza places in Philly. I went to some place in Philly that only makes 40 pizzas a night. It was supposedly the best. It was pretty good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerkStore 13 Posted March 16, 2018 Cutting pizza into square/rectangles is for little kid's birthday parties. Do you also drink out of a juicebox with your pizza? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Cutting pizza into square/rectangles is for little kid's birthday parties. Do you also drink out of a juicebox with your pizza? Does your boyfriend wear an ushanka also? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted March 16, 2018 Concentric circle slices make crust lovers happy, while the rest of us can pick a piece that suits our appetite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 Concentric circle slices make crust lovers happy, while the rest of us can pick a piece that suits our appetite. The fock this vegetardian nerd saying? English mothafocka. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 The fock this vegetardian nerd saying? English mothafocka. He obviously takes vegetable shaped synthetic phallus' up the anus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 So much more fun arguing pizza than politics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted March 16, 2018 The fock this vegetardian nerd saying? English mothafocka.Cutting pizza is cruel. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted March 16, 2018 Not a fan of the square slice, nor folding in half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted March 16, 2018 So much more fun arguing pizza than politics. It's funny, I was just thinking earlier today that I'm surprised the Trump doesn't eat chain Pizza. You know his big fear of being poisoned and whatnot. And his big love of crappy food. But you just know that he would use a knife and fork on that . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 It's funny, I was just thinking earlier today that I'm surprised the Trump doesn't eat chain Pizza. You know his big fear of being poisoned and whatnot. And his big love of crappy ###### food. But you just know that he would use a knife and fork on that ######. He'd be a ranch dipper too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted March 16, 2018 Not a fan of the square slice, nor folding in half. I like one face down on top of the other. Basically a pizza sandwich. But that assumes you don't eat pizza like an American with 30 different freaking toppings on it. Lot more efficient way to Wolf down your recommended daily allowance of cheese bread and fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted March 16, 2018 He'd be a ranch dipper too. Yuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 Lot more efficient way to Wolf down your recommended daily allowance of cheese bread and fat. It's the perfect food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites