IGotWorms 3,317 Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bostonglobe.com/sports/patriots/2018/03/19/dog-lover-danny-shelton-hopes-hound-running-backs-patriots-line/kfnkmkcJAZxnAZqnHbESoN/amp.html Victories were hard to come by during Danny Sheltons three seasons in Cleveland. Postgame smiles, however, were a guarantee. No matter how rough things got for Shelton and the Browns and 4-44 is pretty rough the big defensive tackle knew that when he got home, his dogs would be ready to smooth over the rough edges and hard feelings. ... Well, actually, theyre emotional support animals, so I had them trained, said Shelton, who was acquired by the Patriots via trade last week. For me, its just that warm feeling I get coming home and seeing their smiling faces. Whenever Im in a vulnerable position or Im feeling stressed out, Moni especially, shes the one that will come over and shell notice it and shell cuddle up or shell do something funny to get me distracted. Its just crazy how they know me so well, and they also know my wife so well. They help my wife out as well. Dont think this ones gonna work out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted March 20, 2018 He will fit in terrific with freakshow Brady frenching his son shirtless and hawking his friends anti concussion juice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted March 20, 2018 He will fit in terrific with freakshow Brady frenching his son shirtless and hawking his friends anti concussion juice. I have no retort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,667 Posted March 20, 2018 Miaow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted March 20, 2018 I don't want to disappoint anybody, but that's pretty much what dogs do. They don't need special training for that. For that matter, about 98% of all dogs are emotional support animals. Because, they're dogs. And dogs Rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted March 20, 2018 I don't want to disappoint anybody, but that's pretty much what dogs do. They don't need special training for that. For that matter, about 98% of all dogs are emotional support animals. Because, they're dogs. And dogs Rock. Yes, and if itd been a story about what a dog lover he is thatd be cool. But no, they had to be quote-unquote emotional support animals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted March 20, 2018 Yes, and if itd been a story about what a dog lover he is thatd be cool. But no, they had to be quote-unquote emotional support animals I can't wait to get a chance to sell him some of my super special hydration support water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted March 20, 2018 I can't wait to get a chance to sell him some of my super special hydration support water. Tom Bradys shaman beat you to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted March 20, 2018 Not my dog man. Hes a focking spaz. Its like Im his emotional support animal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,149 Posted March 20, 2018 "quote-unquote"Ha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,667 Posted March 20, 2018 Dogs are played out. It's been done to death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted March 20, 2018 Dogs are played out. It's been done to death. You prefer he has an emotional support peacock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,667 Posted March 20, 2018 You prefer he has an emotional support peacock? I don't care what he does. I preferred it when these freaks were cokeheads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 20, 2018 I don't care what he does. I preferred it when these freaks were cokeheads. I wish they actually had prison league football. Have two teams of inmates play each other, winner gets a weekend in the hookers and mountains of drugs palace. Loser gets a week in the hole. Now that would be some football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted March 20, 2018 I wish they actually had prison league football. Have two teams of inmates play each other, winner gets a weekend in the hookers and mountains of drugs palace. Loser gets a week in the hole. Now that would be some football. Michael Irvin coaching Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 20, 2018 Victories were hard to come by during Danny Sheltons three seasons in Cleveland. Postgame smiles, however, were a guarantee. No matter how rough things got for Shelton and the Browns and 4-44 is pretty rough the big defensive tackle knew that when he got home, his dogs would be ready to smooth over the rough edges and hard feelings. ... Well, actually, theyre emotional support animals, so I had them trained, said Shelton, who was acquired by the Patriots via trade last week. For me, its just that warm feeling I get coming home and seeing their smiling faces. Whenever Im in a vulnerable position or Im feeling stressed out, Moni especially, shes the one that will come over and shell notice it and shell cuddle up or shell do something funny to get me distracted. Its just crazy how they know me so well, and they also know my wife so well. They help my wife out as well. They blew a perfect opportunity. Ruff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted March 20, 2018 I don't want to disappoint anybody, but that's pretty much what dogs do. They don't need special training for that. For that matter, about 98% of all dogs are emotional support animals. Because, they're dogs. Troof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 20, 2018 Yes, and if itd been a story about what a dog lover he is thatd be cool. But no, they had to be quote-unquote emotional support animals Yep. Anyone who tags their pet with that label is a humongous, gaping pussay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 20, 2018 Yep. Anyone who tags their pet with that label is a humongous, gaping pussay. That would make your mom my pet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted March 20, 2018 Pats defensive end runs a team anime club: https://art19.com/shows/the-fandom-files/episodes/31c22d66-81df-4648-9443-69b16aa26196 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites