GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 You guys really need to stop with this fiction crap and start asking important real world questions. Mysteries that after decades and even centuries have yet to be answered. For example, lost track of the number of times I have asked this question to no avail: How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass? They sniff the tp? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted August 29, 2018 Wow. It sounds like you have a very sensitive cornhole. So, do you think you could tell, you know for example, the difference between say, a wet Pinky and a tongue? You know, hypothetically. Of course! Once again, I have barely any hair there. It's extremely sensitive. No one has ever put their tongue on it. Wow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,680 Posted August 29, 2018 They sniff the tp? Oh great, then all these poor blind people be watching around with shiit on the tip of their nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted August 29, 2018 Is patriotism the new witch hunt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,680 Posted August 29, 2018 Is patriotism the new witch hunt? Ask Dalton Trumbo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,194 Posted August 29, 2018 Of course! Once again, I have barely any hair there. It's extremely sensitive. No one has ever put their tongue on it. Wow... By feel of toilet paper friction against skin. If it's too smooth you know to wipe again. There is a certain dryness that let's you know you've wiped enough. That's my assumption. The reason no one has licked it is because you only wipe to a "certain" dryness. I suggest you wide until COMPLETE dryness next time. :puke: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 Oh great, then all these poor blind people be watching around with shiit on the tip of their nose. Maybe that's why Stevie Wonder is crying about Global Warming. He says the world smells like shiit and no one wants to tell him that it's because there's crap on his nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,096 Posted August 29, 2018 Now this one I like. But I'll bullshiit an answer for you anyway. the Death Star was so large as to create its own gravitational force. As was stated early in the movie, it was somewhat skin to our standard sized Moon. The Moon itself is not zero gravity, just significantly lesser gravity. Having said that, if that were true, you would think that when the Death Star expunged its garbage into space, there'd be parts of the Death Star covered in random crap like banana peels and used tampons and whatnot. Which necessitated the first major script rewrite. Originally the screenplay said "That's no moon! That's a ball of shiit!" The Death Star is large enough for gravity is at least flimsily plausible, but in the most recent SW with the annoying chubby Asian girl they were also "bombing" regular old cruisers (or whatever they're called). Kudos to the poster who brought this up. This is going to bug the sh1t out of me from now on whenever I watch any of these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 Why are their no fat aliens. They are always short and skinny. Are carbohydrates limited to Earth? Is that why they come here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,315 Posted August 29, 2018 Why are their no fat aliens. They are always short and skinny. Are carbohydrates limited to Earth? Is that why they come here? There were some heavy ones in Planet 51... B.O.B. in "Monsters vs Aliens"... There are probably many others... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 There were some heavy ones in Planet 51... B.O.B. in "Monsters vs Aliens"... There are probably many others... Not movie ones. The ones that steal farmers and give them anal probes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,315 Posted August 29, 2018 Not movie ones. The ones that steal farmers and give them anal probes. That is definitely a different niche... Is that something that could be found on the dark web? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted August 29, 2018 Because all ribs are awesome. Um, perhaps.......but if I wanted fall the bone meat, I'd make a roast. The bone is flavor, gnawing on that is half the greatness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 That is definitely a different niche... Is that something that could be found on the dark web? Probably. Also the Chinese may have gotten some from Hilary's server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 Um, perhaps.......but if I wanted fall the bone meat, I'd make a roast. The bone is flavor, gnawing on that is half the greatness. I total agree but stand by my statement that all ribs are awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted August 29, 2018 I total agree but stand by my statement that all ribs are awesome. If I order ribs, and they send them fall the bone - they are going back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 If I order ribs, and they send them fall the bone - they are going back. I support your right to be a rib snob. I'm a peanut butter snob. And a Mayo snob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted August 29, 2018 I support your right to be a rib snob. I'm a peanut butter snob. And a Mayo snob. Ha, I concede there... I'm pretty casual and relaxed on peanut butter. I can do crunchy or smooth - any brand really too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,521 Posted August 29, 2018 Of course! Once again, I have barely any hair there. It's extremely sensitive. No one has ever put their tongue on it. Wow... So, you've had a pinky in the ol' brownstar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted August 29, 2018 Goodfellas So was Jimmy really going to whack Henry in Florida - and Karen later too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted August 29, 2018 Goodfellas So was Jimmy really going to whack Henry in Florida - and Karen later too? No doubt about it. Karen would have been whacked in that warehouse if she'd gone to look for a couple dresses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 No doubt about it. Karen would have been whacked in that warehouse if she'd gone to look for a couple dresses. Yep. Jimmy wasn't going to give up any of that money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted August 29, 2018 Why is there braille on drive up ATMs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 Why is there braille on drive up ATMs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted August 29, 2018 Why are their no fat aliens. They are always short and skinny. Are carbohydrates limited to Earth? Is that why they come here? jabba the hut down? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 jabba the hut down? Again, not movie aliens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted August 29, 2018 Why are there 8 hot dog buns in a pack but 10 hot dogs in a pack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted August 29, 2018 Ask Dalton Trumbo. Ironically, my daughter dated a Trumbo for a couple of years. He's an actor in Hollywood now. The reason no one has licked it is because you only wipe to a "certain" dryness. I suggest you wide until COMPLETE dryness next time. :puke: What are you, 8 years old? I'm not blind, I know when my rear is clean. As a matter of fact I use flushable wipes to clean my butt, not just dry tissue paper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 Why are there 8 hot dog buns in a pack but 10 hot dogs in a pack? Because 2 hot dogs always fall into the fire? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted August 29, 2018 Why are their no fat aliens. They are always short and skinny. Are carbohydrates limited to Earth? Is that why they come here? The same reason why there are no fat astronauts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 The same reason why there are no fat astronauts. Hmmmm. That makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted August 29, 2018 Ironically, my daughter dated a Trumbo for many years. What are you, 8 years old? I'm not blind, I know when my rear is clean. As a matter of fact I use flushable wipes to clean my butt, not just dry tissue paper. Some flushable wipes most likely WON'T break down in someone's septic system so you'll cause problems. https://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2013/12/think-twice-about-flushing-wet-wipes/index.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted August 29, 2018 why do we have two balls, but only one c0ck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 29, 2018 why do we have two balls, but only one c0ck? I'm sure you've had more than one c0ck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted August 29, 2018 Filthy Fernadez, on 29 Aug 2018 - 2:12 PM, said: Some flushable wipes most likely WON'T break down in someone's septic system so you'll cause problems. https://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2013/12/think-twice-about-flushing-wet-wipes/index.htm That's good to know. I use both brands; Cottonelle and Charmin. I'll be sure to stick with Cottonelle. (it comes in handy for when you're on your period) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,194 Posted August 29, 2018 That's good to know. I use both brands; Cottonelle and Charmin. I'll be sure to stick with Cottonelle. (it comes in handy for when you're on your period) Puked again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted August 29, 2018 With all the metrics, stats, charts, video.....that teams have - why in da fock do they still keep throwing the corner fade ball? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,949 Posted August 29, 2018 With all the metrics, stats, charts, video.....that teams have - why in da fock do they still keep throwing the corner fade ball? It's considered a safe throw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted August 29, 2018 It's considered a safe throw. I guess... it mostly seems like a throw away of a play. Jason Garrett is the master of this madness. If his success rate is over 5% I'd be shocked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,796 Posted August 29, 2018 You guys really need to stop with this fiction crap and start asking important real world questions. Mysteries that after decades and even centuries have yet to be answered. For example, lost track of the number of times I have asked this question to no avail: How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass? They sniff the paper after they wipe. When it stops smelling like chit they stop wiping. Also, Ihavenofuckingclue Also also, I see GOTEK beat me to it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites