Update the classics to fit todays society..movie...song...tv..book

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

1. Smokin in the boys room becomes

Vaping in a gender neutral area

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I'm hot for teacher becomes

Teacher sexually assaulted me and is doing time. 

[Cruzer 1,992]

Christmas Time Is Here (Charlie Brown)

Holiday Time Is Here

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

The lyrics of I'd love to change the world would never fly today.

Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
'Til there are no rich no more?

[sderk 1,040]

Like a Virgin

Now: Like I was Raped 30 Years Ago by a Conservative - #metoo

[sderk 1,040]

4 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

The lyrics of I'd love to change the world would never fly today.

Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
'Til there are no rich no more?

Unless sung by a black rapper. Then it's still fine.

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

Just now, sderk said:

Unless sung by a black rapper. Then it's still fine.

Good point. 

[Thornton Melon 544]

I Saw Mommy Being Sexually Assaulted By Santa Claus

[RLLD 3,455]

Girls, Girls, Girls.....

They, Those, Them

[RLLD 3,455]

Ebony and Ivory (Jackson and McCartney)

oppressed and oppressor

[RLLD 3,455]

Karate Kid

 

Fredos cultural appropriation 

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

Moby genital

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

Honey, Our Kids Non-Binary 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,646]

Baby Got Backfat And A Faded Tramstamp

[Hardcore troubadour 12,646]

Saving Ryan's Privates From The Transgender Craze 

[jerryskids 5,206]

Angel is a Centerfold

becomes

Religion agnostic higher being is a #metoo victim