lickin_starfish 1,349 Posted October 20, 2019 My wife went out at 1:00 to get some chips and dip for me for the game today. She's still not home. She texted that she got Doritos. I texted her back and said the game is half over, and she bought the wrong schit. She's not happy with me, but I'm not impressed with her effort. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j. booker 202 Posted October 20, 2019 Gloria went out for cigarettes one time and came home a day later stinking of booze without any underpants. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 2,863 Posted October 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, t.j. booker said: Gloria went out for cigarettes one time and came home a day later drinking of booze without any underpants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 11,545 Posted October 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, t.j. booker said: Gloria went out for cigarettes one time and came home a day later drinking of booze without any underpants. I remember that. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 20, 2019 We ate the Doritos. I'll send her back with some Pringles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,015 Posted October 20, 2019 Doordash that shiz. Get your favorite chips n dip from your local choke n puke and feast away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,085 Posted October 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: Doordash that shiz. Get your favorite chips n dip from your local choke n puke and feast away You black? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 2,863 Posted October 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: Doordash that shiz. Get your favorite chips n dip from your local choke n puke and feast away Choke n puke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,015 Posted October 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: Choke n puke? You never watched convoy or had a cb radio? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,015 Posted October 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Alias Detective said: You black? Just below the waist 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,511 Posted October 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: You never watched Smokey and the Bandit or had a cb radio? Fixored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted October 20, 2019 4 hours ago, lickin_starfish said: My wife went out at 1:00 to get some chips and dip for me for the game today. She's still not home. She texted that she got Doritos. I texted her back and said the game is half over, and she bought the wrong schit. She's not happy with me, but I'm not impressed with her effort. I agree.......she needs to step up her game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,938 Posted October 20, 2019 I just had loaded nachos for dinner Of course I shopped for all the ingredients and made them myself. My wife is cleaning the kitchen. Your wife is cleaning my pipes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,015 Posted October 20, 2019 40 minutes ago, 5-Points said: Fixored. Your right...i thought I was wrong but wasnt sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,613 Posted October 21, 2019 Guacamole is the only way to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
