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****Final Countdown: The 100 GREATEST HAIR SONGS OF ALL TIME: ACCORDING TO ME****

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1 minute ago, NorthernVike said:

Can we just skip to your top 10?  

That would be a disservice not only to all 3 people following the thread, but to the entire HAIR nation. 

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1 minute ago, BiffTannen said:

That would be a disservice not only to all 3 people following the thread, but to the entire HAIR nation. 

Carry on then.  

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Back to back ballads. I've always like power ballads even though I have never had a broken heart or been dumped. I do like to imagine all my ex-wives listening to this song when they found out I was banging strange. 

71. Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone) 

 

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It seems like I consider all hair bands/songs to be way underrated, but this time I really mean it. These guys don't get any love. 

70. Great White - Lady Red Light

 

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23 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

It seems like I consider all hair bands/songs to be way underrated, but this time I really mean it. These guys don't get any love. 

70. Great White - Lady Red Light

 

Their live performances are smokin'!  Those dudes are on fire. 

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46 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

It seems like I consider all hair bands/songs to be way underrated, but this time I really mean it. These guys don't get any love. 

70. Great White - Lady Red Light

 

they did.  the station fire was a tragedy.  unfortunate that it killed them too.  good songs, great zep covers, that guy could sing

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South Park fans will remember Kenny huffing cat piss and this song playing. It inspired me to drop some acid and rock out one night. Needless to say I did not have the same experience as Kenny, but from what I remember I still had a good time. 

69. Sammy Hagar - Heavy Metal

 

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1 hour ago, BiffTannen said:

67. KISS - Lick It Up

 

 

Paul Stanley is such a bad ass! 

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Here’s an idea for you guys.   

Rat your hair, put on your makeup, suck a couple c0cks, then go sing some karaoke.  

 

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8 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

Here’s an idea for you guys.   

Rat your hair, put on your makeup, suck a couple c0cks, then go sing some karaoke.  

 

Here's an idea for you...Realize that 80s -90s "hair bands" did have some of the most accomplished musicians vs any other era. 
Troof.
Some of the most talented guitarists to ever hit any genre or music scene? : Check
Singers that can hit octaves high and low without autotune?  :  Check
Don't get me started on some of the amazing drummers or bass players, either.   (well, cause I'm more into the singers and guitarists)

Suck on that, you generational hating homo faggity queerboy brojamming stuck in the 70's limpdicked semen swallowing asshat.  So there.

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54 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Here's an idea for you...Realize that 80s -90s "hair bands" did have some of the most accomplished musicians vs any other era. 
Troof.
Some of the most talented guitarists to ever hit any genre or music scene? : Check
Singers that can hit octaves high and low without autotune?  :  Check
Don't get me started on some of the amazing drummers or bass players, either.   (well, cause I'm more into the singers and guitarists)

Suck on that, you generational hating homo faggity queerboy brojamming stuck in the 70's limpdicked semen swallowing asshat.  So there.

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I graduated HS in ‘82.  There was a whole lot of good music that came out of the 80’s.  

Most of this stuff doesn’t make the cut.  

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I hope most everyone had a great Chrimmas. Let's get this thing back in motion. 

66. Winger - Madalaine 

 

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These guys may not have started out as a hair band, but when the 80s rolled around they conformed as evidenced by this kickass video. 

65. Scorpions - Tease Me Please Me

 

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Hey @BiffTannen, any chance the OP can keep a running list of your list please?  It would make it easier to see them all in one location instead of going through the entire thread and seeing the naysayers bashing the music...

Thank you...

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4 minutes ago, posty said:

Hey @BiffTannen, any chance the OP can keep a running list of your list please?  It would make it easier to see them all in one location instead of going through the entire thread and seeing the naysayers bashing the music...

Thank you...

I will login under BIff and do that in the OP. 

 

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16 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

These guys may not have started out as a hair band, but when the 80s rolled around they conformed as evidenced by this kickass video. 

65. Scorpions - Tease Me

 

Klaus is a great singer, that song meh, that Winger song sucked, and they are gay shite in that video

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Working on cleaning up the OP with a master list... in the meantime...

64. Firehouse - All She Wrote

 

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On 1/6/2020 at 9:27 AM, bostonlager said:

I will login under BIff and do that in the OP. 

 

:thumbsup:

Thanks man...

BTW, why are you switching logins to do this?

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3 minutes ago, posty said:

Thanks man...

BTW, why are you switching logins to do this?

My main handle was temporarily banned for foul mouthed language

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1 minute ago, bostonlager said:

My main handle was temporarily banned for foul mouthed language

How rude you piece of shlt mutherfvcker.

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5 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

My main handle was temporarily banned for foul mouthed language

Ah...  Thank you for the explanation...

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This song puts me in the mood to sport a leather vest with no shirt and go looking for skanks that take their clothes off for a living. 

63. Motley Crue - Live Wire

 

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26 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

This song puts me in the mood to sport a leather vest with no shirt and go looking for skanks that take their clothes off for a living. 

63. Motley Crue - Live Wire

 

Wasn't the biggest Crue fan, but as soon as you posted the song title I now have that song instantly stuck in my head. 

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Got a little distracted - will knock some out today

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An all time classic 80's video and song starring the perfect blonde 80's bittch. Also a very underrated tittty bar song if you had a DJ that knew the difference between his elbow and asss. It disappoints me when I go to the breast bar these days and you have some young turd behind the mic playing a bunch of crap. 

62. RATT - Slip Of The Lip 

 

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Blackie Lawless may be the coolest person to ever live. 

61. W.A.S.P. - I Wanna Be Somebody

 

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What has seven arms and kicks asss?

60. Def Leppard - Foolin' 

 

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59. Quiet Riot - Bang Your Head (Metal Health) 

 

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Just now, bostonlager said:

59. Quiet Riot - Bang Your Head (Metal Health) 

 

My first concert was supposed to be Iron Maiden on their Piece of Mind tour.  Quiet Riot was going to be the opener.  Unfortunately Bruce Dickinson got sick and they had to cancel, so my first concert instead ended up being Twisted Sister. :cry:

 

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Just now, DonS said:

My first concert was supposed to be Iron Maiden on their Piece of Mind tour.  Quiet Riot was going to be the opener.  Unfortunately Bruce Dickinson got sick and they had to cancel, so my first concert instead ended up being Twisted Sister. :cry:

 

Ironic you mention Twisted Sister - they are up next. 

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3 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Ironic you mention Twisted Sister - they are up next. 

Hah!  Fun memory about the Twisted Sister show was this was back in the day when you only heard about upcoming shows either on the radio or in the local paper.  The ads in the paper had a big warning about "adult language" because Dee Snyder would say the horrible F word during the show.  Man how times have changed.

Now get off my focking lawn!!!! 

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1 minute ago, DonS said:

Hah!  Fun memory about the Twisted Sister show was this was back in the day when you only heard about upcoming shows either on the radio or in the local paper.  The ads in the paper had a big warning about "adult language" because Dee Snyder would say the horrible F word during the show.  Man how times have changed.

Now get off my focking lawn!!!! 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warning:_Parental_Advisory

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The video didn't hold up well over time, but the song is still great. 

58. Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock

 

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57. Van Halen - Panama 

 

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56. McAuley Schenker - Anytime 

 

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