Cantaloupe 44 Posted December 16, 2021 My name was Cantaloupe Fingerbang. Now it's just Cantaloupe. Well that's lame. Who wants to be just Cantaloupe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted December 16, 2021 Cantaloupe offends me. Who do I call? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted December 16, 2021 You need to make it classy: Cantaloupe Digital Penetration. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, TimmySmith said: Cantaloupe offends me. Who do I call? Peenie. She knows how to be offended really well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantaloupe 44 Posted December 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, DonS said: You need to make it classy: Cantaloupe Digital Penetration. Classy. You want me to wine and dine a Cantaloupe? Nope. Roll 'em over and fingerbang them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted December 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: Peenie. She knows how to be offended really well. would Watermelon Fingerbang do it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted December 16, 2021 for I will dine on honeydew, and drink the milk of paradise Paradise!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantaloupe 44 Posted December 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Big Guy said: would Watermelon Fingerbang do it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Big Guy said: would Watermelon Fingerbang do it? Years ago I had a friend who was really really not a good looking guy. He was a desperate soul when it came to women. One day he told me that he read, or heard about, or whatever about cutting a hole in and focking a watermelon was a great way to get off. And that he tried it but it didn't work. I felt really bad for the guy overall. He was one smart as hell dude, but oh man he just couldn't hook up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,037 Posted December 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cantaloupe said: Just a thought, but I heard the user name Drobeski is a available. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: Years ago I had a friend who was really really not a good looking guy. He was a desperate soul when it came to women. One day he told me that he read, or heard about, or whatever about cutting a hole in and focking a watermelon was a great way to get off. And that he tried it but it didn't work. I felt really bad for the guy overall. He was one smart as hell dude, but oh man he just couldn't hook up. Yeah. A “friend”. For sure. Not you. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantaloupe 44 Posted December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: Just a thought, but I heard the user name Drobeski is a available. That would be a crime against "Da Club". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted December 16, 2021 Just now, Mike Isles said: Yeah. A “friend”. For sure. Not you. I thought that would be an mdcack reply for sure. But you beat him to it. He must off milking his wifey so had to stand in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted December 16, 2021 46 minutes ago, Big Guy said: for I will dine on honeydew, and drink the milk of paradise Paradise!!! RIP Neil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantaloupe 44 Posted December 16, 2021 50 minutes ago, Big Guy said: for I will dine on honeydew, and drink the milk of paradise Paradise!!! And it will taste of my finger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Utilit99 said: Years ago I had a friend who was really really not a good looking guy. He was a desperate soul when it came to women. One day he told me that he read, or heard about, or whatever about cutting a hole in and focking a watermelon was a great way to get off. And that he tried it but it didn't work. I felt really bad for the guy overall. He was one smart as hell dude, but oh man he just couldn't hook up. I overheard someone talking about focking a jelly jar when I was a kid. Messier than I expected... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted December 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, fandandy said: I overheard someone talking about focking a jelly jar when I was a kid. Messier than I expected... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 16, 2021 Cantelope without a man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted December 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: Cantelope without a man We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantaloupe 44 Posted December 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: Cantelope without a man Send it on over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,979 Posted December 16, 2021 And yet these guys haven't been canceled......Best song evah!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Strike said: And yet these guys haven't been canceled......Best song evah!!! Just about to post that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
