BunnysBastatrds 2,565 Posted February 28, 2022 They bite you and then make great purses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,742 Posted February 28, 2022 is that code for freckles with braces? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,565 Posted February 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: is that code for freckles with braces? Nice!!! What’s Willy The One Eyed Worms biggest enemy??? Braces. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,334 Posted February 28, 2022 Tim Tebow never beat Auburn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted March 1, 2022 I don’t have to worry about alligators and when I’m down by you I make to eat lots of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,565 Posted March 1, 2022 20 minutes ago, wiffleball said: What a croc. The donation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,871 Posted March 1, 2022 They let you put your fingers in them. I saw it on a documentary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,565 Posted March 1, 2022 1 hour ago, TommyGavin said: I don’t have to worry about alligators and when I’m down by you I make to eat lots of it. My best friend in life, fawking love him. Chrristopper He calls me one morning and asks if I could help him on a job site. Me: Buy me lunch and were on Sauce Pecan. So we get to the job site and it’s an alligator farm. Me: What are we doing CP: They want a really large cement pond with a large fence surrounding it. Me: Cool. Easy peezie. We get out of the truck and the first thing the owner asks, “Do you gentlemen have a current technis shot???” I fawking laughed out loud. Jethro: No joke man!!! CP: Shut the fawk up brother!!! CP: Don’t you say a fawking word. I got this. Me: OK. I knew we should have had drinks at lunch.fast forward to an hour. The owner of this huge alligator farm shows the layout and what he wants. Me: Where are the biggest and baddest fawkers at??? Mamas are the meanest??? Jetriiow: We have a pen in the bay for them. Come see.They are old and sloppy. Me: Cool! So he opened the fence to let us in. They’re all getting up thinking it’s lunch time. One charged the gate. My Buddy CP pushed me and the proprietor in front of the gate, and yells, fawk no!!! Me: Taste like chicken you poosay!!! The owner Jerhroe: What’s his deal??? Haven’t laughed so hard since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,565 Posted March 1, 2022 56 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: They let you put your fingers in them. I saw it on a documentary Actually, an alligator has three thousand pounds of pressure per square inch when they bite. Incredible beautiful creatures. Mike Tyson hit a bag with an uppercut with the same amount of force. Crazy strong. And fwiw…The strongest muscles in our body are the jaw muscles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,871 Posted March 1, 2022 1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Actually, an alligator has three thousand pounds of pressure per square inch when they bite. Incredible beautiful creatures. Mike Tyson hit a bag with an uppercut with the same amount of force. Crazy strong. And fwiw…The strongest muscles in our body are the jaw muscles. That's not where you put your fingers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted March 1, 2022 Blackened cutlet Is a salsa over white rice Breaded and fried on a Po boy In a soup with clear broth This actually in order of how enjoy alligator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,565 Posted March 1, 2022 4 hours ago, TommyGavin said: Blackened cutlet Is a salsa over white rice Breaded and fried on a Po boy In a soup with clear broth This actually in order of how enjoy alligator Blah!!! Alligator sauce picayune on freckles titties with my tartar sauce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,568 Posted March 1, 2022 7 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Actually, an alligator has three thousand pounds of pressure per square inch when they bite. Incredible beautiful creatures. Mike Tyson hit a bag with an uppercut with the same amount of force. Crazy strong. And fwiw…The strongest muscles in our body are the jaw muscles. Crocs are even worse with how they can jump and aggressiveness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted March 1, 2022 4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Blah!!! Alligator sauce picayune on freckles titties with my tartar sauce Picayune - that’s the sauce not salsa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,394 Posted March 1, 2022 13 hours ago, wiffleball said: What a croc. Yup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,156 Posted March 1, 2022 Alligators have a Cloaca!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 897 Posted March 1, 2022 crocs are worse!!!! dorkier than tevas with socks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,565 Posted Sunday at 08:28 PM Eating fried alligator tonight from Copelands. Yuuuummmy. I tried to get Raiders to eat some last time he was here, and he said” No Thanks. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,156 Posted yesterday at 01:17 AM I dressed one up in a 3 piece suit..he became an investigator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,093 Posted yesterday at 01:28 AM alligators is ornery because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
