Hi

[Shell 36]

Just now, weepaws said:

Tell him hi from me.  

Will do when he gets home and checks his messages.  He doesn’t have a cell.  What person doesn’t have a cell?  Ugh. He’s going to get a kick out of this.  Lol. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

3 minutes ago, Shell said:

I wish 

 Y’all need to scissor.

[Shell 36]

Bro.  Call me. 

[Shell 36]

17 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

SHOCKING!@#$#@

 

Fatty needs to go! 

[vomit 502]

Just now, Shell said:

Fatty needs to go! 

Yeah this is definitely not a real person.

I'll get the IP address to see who it is.

[Shell 36]

1 minute ago, vomit said:

Yeah this is definitely not a real person.

I'll get the IP address to see who it is.

What will that prove? 

[vomit 502]

Just now, Shell said:

What will that prove? 

When it matches another IP address then we'll know who this alias belongs to.  We all assume BunnyBastards now but we should confirm.

[Shell 36]

He won’t test me.  That is definitely a guy.  I thought there was another female here.  Oops.  I guess not.  That dude can come to NOLA and address me like the man he is.  All of you can do the same.  

[Mookz 1,287]

46 minutes ago, Big Guy said:

Oooh Cat Fight!!! 

 

[Shell 36]

1 minute ago, Mookz said:

 

That’s a dude.  I’m the only woman here 

[phillybear 364]

1 hour ago, Shell said:

I’ve talked to Sux on the phone 

Which has absolutely nothing to do with if he is an alias or not. 

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the spectrum this morning? 

[Mookz 1,287]

2 minutes ago, Shell said:

That’s a dude.  I’m the only woman here 

The only one without curly hair maybe.  

[Shell 36]

Just now, Mookz said:

The only one without curly hair maybe.  

I have a hair phobia.  Eww. 

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

7 minutes ago, Shell said:

He won’t test me.  That is definitely a guy.  I thought there was another female here.  Oops.  I guess not.  That dude can come to NOLA and address me like the man he is.  All of you can do the same.  

Like a man to man conversation? 

[Shell 36]

2 minutes ago, phillybear said:

Which has absolutely nothing to do with if he is an alias or not. 

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the spectrum this morning? 

I woke up on the moon. 

[vomit 502]

Hey Shell, do you play the trumpet?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,716]

We have lots of people here with male parts. I wouldn’t call them men though. One male actually uses the term “toxic masculinity”.   

[Shell 36]

2 minutes ago, vomit said:

Hey Shell, do you play the trumpet?

No... guitar, piano, clarinet and sax

But.. I’m on the with my bunny and he said I play the flute well and swallow da music. 

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

1 minute ago, Shell said:

No... guitar, piano, clarinet and sax

But.. I’m on the with my bunny and he said I play the flute well and swallow da music. 

Your brother/sister relationship is odd. 

[Shell 36]

35 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Y’all need to scissor.

Dude.  We just hung up the phone.  You know I’m not scissoring with a fat chick.  You know your sis likes the fems  

[jerryskids 5,215]

1 hour ago, Shell said:

Sux is cool as F.  And I actually know his real name.  

As do I.  And I drank his beer, slept on his couch, and focked his cat.  

/micdrop

[Shell 36]

11 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Your brother/sister relationship is odd. 

He’s my adopted brother.  We joke a lot.  Lol. 

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

9 minutes ago, Shell said:

Dude.  We just hung up the phone.  You know I’m not scissoring with a fat chick.  You know your sis likes the fems  

Ah, the fat jokes. I've been here 20 years and I've heard and read them all. 

Try harder. 

[Shell 36]

Just now, TheNewGirl said:

Ah, the fat jokes. I've been here 20 years and I've heard and read them all. 

Try harder. 

You just seem bitter, so I had to say it.  Only fat ugly girls hate me.  You seem witty though.  

[Shell 36]

32 minutes ago, Mookz said:

 

I’ll win.  Ask bunny.  I beat him up.  Lol. 

[iam90sbaby 2,129]

50 minutes ago, vomit said:

Yeah this is definitely not a real person.

I'll get the IP address to see who it is.

How ya gonna do that?

[Shell 36]

2 hours ago, Horseman said:

Yeah, but, do you like women fighting in the UFC?

My ex was a pro fighter.  He taught me and his ex wife a lot.  I’ll cage fight anyone.  

[Shell 36]

I beat my brother up.  Lol.  Ask bunny about that.  

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

9 minutes ago, Shell said:

I’ll win.  Ask bunny.  I beat him up.  Lol. 

 Best left hook I ever absorbed.

[Shell 36]

Just now, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Best left hook I ever absorbed.

You forgot I’m left handed.  

[Shell 36]

Our friends laughed that you got beat up by a girl.  

[Shell 36]

My bro really did have a send off to Iraq.  Lol. Too bad you’re my only bro left.  Love ya with all my heart for being my adopted brother.  I don’t care about the drama on here.  I think it’s funny.  It makes us laugh and I love you so much!! Thanks for making me laugh daily.  Hugs to my bro! 

[weepaws 2,469]

How long does it take for someone to leave the board? Is the door locked? 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

1 hour ago, Shell said:

I beat my brother up.  Lol.  Ask bunny about that.  

At a Shell gas station inAustin,TX. I remember that call vividly. What a doosh. Glad I can fill his shoes. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

16 minutes ago, weepaws said:

How long does it take for someone to leave the board? Is the door locked? 

 I’m saying this kindly. Go Find a cross walk and don’t look let or right.

[weepaws 2,469]

1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I’m saying this kindly. Go Find a cross walk and don’t look let or right.

Which way is let? 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

Just now, weepaws said:

Which way is let? 

 Wee shall see.

[SUXBNME 1,343]

2 hours ago, jerryskids said:

As do I.  And I drank his beer, slept on his couch, and focked his cat.  

/micdrop

At least you didn't try to eat my kat like Strike did. Fukkin asians 

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

So, was Shell expecting, "PLEASE don't leave!!!" or something? 

FFS. 

[weepaws 2,469]

4 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

At least you didn't try to eat my kat like Strike did. Fukkin asians 

Hey did bunny/ shell call you and tell you I said howdy?