Which geeks are at risk of being abducted by aliens today?

[cmh6476 1,012]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/tiktok-time-traveller-claims-aliens-29524984

[cmh6476 1,012]

Everyone accounted for?

[seafoam1 2,819]

They are already lost in their TDS. Space and time doesn't exist in their heads any longer. Only TRUMP!!

[cmh6476 1,012]

I think we may have spotted one...

Prayer regrows woman's toes

[Engorgeous George 2,165]

4 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

I think we may have spotted one...

Prayer regrows woman's toes

Its no parting of the red sea, or fishes and loaves thing, but I am still going to count it as a miracle, if a lesser one.  Regrowing hair, no, toes, yes.

[GutterBoy 2,898]

1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

Its no parting of the red sea, or fishes and loaves thing, but I am still going to count it as a miracle, if a lesser one.  Regrowing hair, no, toes, yes.

bro, it's fake.

[Mike Honcho 5,140]

Not me, I don't live anywhere near the border.

[Engorgeous George 2,165]

1 minute ago, GutterBoy said:

bro, it's fake.

I know.  That does not mean i can't kick it around, a bit, for fun.

[GutterBoy 2,898]

Just now, Engorgeous George said:

I know.  That does not mean i can't kick it around, a bit, for fun.

Well you can kick it around, but not the lady with no toes.

[WhiskeyCash 65]

I don’t think aliens like pedophiles cause the two main offenders are still posting

[OldMaid 2,129]

Abducted? Judging by the intelligence level of most of our posters, I’d say we’ve already hit invasion of the body snatchers level.

[TommyGavin 790]

I was abducted once and ended up in OMs hallway. It was scary. 

[Voltaire 5,207]

I didn't get abducted, apparently.

Anyway, I'm crossing my fingers that this is real because come 2027, California could really use a good purging. 

[seafoam1 2,819]

I saw alien ships twice.

[Patented Phil 1,469]

I’m more worried about monkeys abducting puppies.

[League Champion 1,896]

I don't believe in little green men but I've seen some unexplainable things while on training/combat missions.