MyPillow Going Belly-up!

[Patented Phil 1,469]

This is terrible news.  Massive closeout sale if you’re in need of pillows, sheets, or slippers.

On the positive side, it’s good to be a coke dealer In Minnesota.

[League Champion 1,911]

His pillows suck! It's like sleeping on a bag of marbles. 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Go conservative go broke?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,457]

4 minutes ago, League Champion said:

His pillows suck! It's like sleeping on a bag of marbles. 

They do. Got one as a gift. I was like WTF? I had a better pillow in boot camp. They are the bud light of pillows. All marketing. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,457]

4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Go conservative go broke?

Bed Bath and Beyond wouldn’t let him sell there. How they doin? 

[League Champion 1,911]

3 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

They do. Got one as a gift. I was like WTF? I had a better pillow in boot camp. They are the bud light of pillows. All marketing. 

I ended up buying and throwing 4 away the same week. I wasted like $300 on these things. I was so mad. 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Bed Bath and Beyond wouldn’t let him sell there. How they doin? 

You think the decision to not sell sh1tty pillows from a conservative that went out of business hurt bbb?

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Just now, League Champion said:

I ended buying and throwing 4 away the same week. I wasted like $300 on these things. I was so mad. 

You fell for the grift.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,457]

Just now, GutterBoy said:

You think the decision to not sell sh1tty pillows from a conservative that went out of business hurt bbb?

Maybe a part of it.  Just like Disney hasn’t helped itself.  Why are you so stupid? Why is everything all or nothing with you? Never mind. You’re stupid. 

[OldMaid 2,130]

If you want a good pillow go to Boll & Branch. They make excellent sheets as well.

[League Champion 1,911]

Just now, GutterBoy said:

You fell for the grift.

Have you ever tried one?

These were the expensive ones, had a five star review at the time. They have like little plastic balls or some crap in there. It was the most uncomfortable thing on the planet. I wanted to track his crackhead ass down and shove his pillows up his arse sideways. 

[HellToupee 1,783]

2.0 Baby!

[League Champion 1,911]

Just now, HellToupee said:

2.0 Baby!

I think that's the one! 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

9 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

If you want a good pillow go to Boll & Branch. They make excellent sheets as well.

We love their sheets but never tried the pillows.  I found a memory foam pillow on Amazon years back and cured my neck pain.

[OldMaid 2,130]

3 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

We love their sheets but never tried the pillows.  I found a memory foam pillow on Amazon years back and cured my neck pain.

I can’t do memory foam pillows. They start off feeling great, but halfway through the night it starts to feel hard and my ear aches. I love me a good down pillow, though.

[Horseman 2,466]

My Pillow Guy's sheets are great.  They were cheaper than Costco and the "deep pockets" is true which is the problem we have with any other brand.  Plus they sent me my order twice by mistake so it turned out to be really cheap.  

[HellToupee 1,783]

8 minutes ago, League Champion said:

I think that's the one! 

Bought a few when they  came out  and hated it . Wife then bought some tempurpedic $150  cooling pillows 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

2 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I can’t do memory foam pillows. They start off feeling great, but halfway through the night it starts to feel hard and my ear aches. I love me a good down pillow, though.

I used down pillows my whole life but developed a neck issue, tried memory foam and it went away.  I don't know.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

2 minutes ago, Horseman said:

My Pillow Guy's sheets are great.  They were cheaper than Costco and the "deep pockets" is true which is the problem we have with any other brand.  Plus they sent me my order twice by mistake so it turned out to be really cheap.  

Costco sheets

[OldMaid 2,130]

Just now, GutterBoy said:

I used down pillows my whole life but developed a neck issue, tried memory foam and it went away.  I don't know.

I’m sure it’s just a me problem. I’m super picky and a giant pain in the a$$.

[Horseman 2,466]

Just now, GutterBoy said:

Costco sheets

It was a cost comparison.  Surely you get why I chose Costco for that right?  

Every post of yours gets dumber and dumber.

[OldMaid 2,130]

1 minute ago, GutterBoy said:

Costco sheets

No sh!t! Focking savage.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Just now, OldMaid said:

No sh!t! Focking savage.

I'd rather sleep on plywood.

Right @paulinstl

[Hardcore troubadour 15,457]

1 minute ago, GutterBoy said:

I'd rather sleep on plywood.

Right @paulinstl

Have you slept on them? 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Have you slept on them? 

Do you think I'm white trash?

[Horseman 2,466]

4 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

No sh!t! Focking savage.

Don't sink to his level.  You're smarter than that.

5 minutes ago, Horseman said:

It was a cost comparison.  Surely you get why I chose Costco for that right?  

Every post of yours gets dumber and dumber.

Drunk late at night I told the wife I wanted to try Pillow Guy sheets.  She says holly ch!t that's cheaper than you can get sheets from Costco.  Now you'd have to ask her if we've ever actually bought sheets from Costco or not, I'm not a fagggot so I don't buy sheets, but I doubt it because she's pampered.   

Get it now?

[thegeneral 3,218]

Did the crackhead get to the bottom of the election machines? He was very close to blowing it all up!

[Hardcore troubadour 15,457]

Just now, GutterBoy said:

Do you think I'm white trash?

Oh. Great analysis then. 

[League Champion 1,911]

4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

I'd rather sleep on plywood.

Right @paulinstl

You'd sleep way better on plywood 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

1 minute ago, Horseman said:

Don't sink to his level.  You're smarter than that.

Drunk late at night I told the wife I wanted to try Pillow Guy sheets.  She says holly ch!t that's cheaper than you can get sheets from Costco.  Now you'd have to ask her if we've ever actually bought sheets from Costco or not, I'm not a fagggot so I don't buy sheets, but I doubt it because she's pampered.   

Get it now?

This is less believable then the gaywebcam story

[Horseman 2,466]

2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Do you think I'm white trash?

More like a flaming white trash midget.  

[TimHauck 2,879]

2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Do you think I'm white trash?

Costco actually caters more to rich people

[Horseman 2,466]

Just now, GutterBoy said:

This is less believable then the gaywebcam story

I imagine it is for a mental midget.   You don't understand half the chit you read.  

[Hardcore troubadour 15,457]

Cosco  sheets suck! I never used any, but they suck! 

[TimHauck 2,879]

Is the OP even true?  It just says they’re having a sale, doesn’t say they’re going out of business

[GutterBoy 2,899]

2 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

Costco actually caters more to rich people

Really?  I hate Costco and usually just buy large cuts of meat for smoking there, but I also see tables of clothing and shoes and lots of people that look like they're not rich.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

3 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Cosco  sheets suck! I never used any, but they suck! 

I've also never slept on paper towels, but I'm pretty sure that would suck too.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,457]

1 minute ago, GutterBoy said:

I've also never slept on paper towels, but I'm pretty sure that would suck too.

Do better. That one sucked. Try “ I never sucked a cack, but…”. Oh wait, never mind. 

[OldMaid 2,130]

13 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Don't sink to his level.  You're smarter than that.

Drunk late at night I told the wife I wanted to try Pillow Guy sheets.  She says holly ch!t that's cheaper than you can get sheets from Costco.  Now you'd have to ask her if we've ever actually bought sheets from Costco or not, I'm not a fagggot so I don't buy sheets, but I doubt it because she's pampered.   

Get it now?

It’s an inside joke. 

[TimHauck 2,879]

12 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Really?  I hate Costco and usually just buy large cuts of meat for smoking there, but I also see tables of clothing and shoes and lots of people that look like they're not rich.

Well depends on your definition of “rich,” but I think the average household income is north of $100k according to a quick search.  I don’t think the clothes are hot sellers, but probably make a high margin %.